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ftl

*dropping in to see what I have missed*

Business as usual. The irish are projecting, accusing all and sundry of being Cricket and female.

Proof of irish hypocrisy and the need for the nanny state: Denies the existence of God, but then calls on Him when they are at their most theatrically despondent:

"No wonder they can be manipulated like soft toffee. God help them.

And they announce "I'm an American" as if it was "something".

God get me out of here.

Posted by: bananarama | November 11, 2011 at 02:43 AM

God can't get you out of here. Only you can. No wonder you can be manipulated like soft toffee.

Toodle!

ftl

*dropping in to see what I have missed*

Business as usual. The irish are projecting, accusing all and sundry of being Cricket and female.

And here, we have proof the irish really want God in their lives as opposed to the nanny state:

"No wonder they can be manipulated like soft toffee. God help them.

And they announce "I'm an American" as if it was "something".

God get me out of here.

Posted by: bananarama | November 11, 2011 at 02:43 AM

God can't get you out of here. Only you can. No wonder you can be manipulated like soft toffee.

Toodle!

ftl

Oh, and before you get your knickers in a twist over my double post, I was told to edit it due to objectionable content.

The Exorcist

Although I adore Newt Gingrich almost as much as Dumbocrats, I'm thinking Rubio is the best choice for Mittens. Young enough to take over after 8 years and very appealing to filthy illegals.

scally

Dammit, won't anyone think of the woodworks here?

The Exorcist

Where's everybody going?


Some say love it is a river
that drowns the tender reed
Some say love it is a razer
that leaves your soul to blead

Some say love it is a hunger
an endless aching need
I say love it is a flower
and you it's only seed

It's the heart afraid of breaking
that never learns to dance
It's the dream afraid of wakingthat never takes the chance
It's the one who won't be taken
who cannot seem to give
and the soul afraid of dyingthat never learns to live

When the night has been too lonely
and the road has been too long
and you think that love is only
for the lucky and the strong
Just remember in the winterfar beneath the bitter snows
lies the seed
that with the sun's love
in the spring
becomes the rose

monty

Awwwwwwwww ...
did you write that for your bum boy?

Molé

Ah, gay jokes. Always happy to see that the irish aren't insensitive and hateful like them thar stupid conservatives. Next time make sure he stays down by capping it off with, "You silly negro." It's cool. We all know that's just how you roll.

Sorry for flooding the discussion with replies to your witty zinger. We'll all head back into the woodwork now.

ftl

Such sensitivity being displayed by the irish neanderthals. Of course, only *they* can crack jokes because only *they* truly understand human suffering. I guess I am displaying 'class' envy only because they have proven they have none in spite of the fact they seek to erase distinctions and differences.

Carry on.

The Exorcist

That's Mr. Negro, Molay.

It's starting to shape up that the Pillsbury Dough Boy is going to kick Oblunder's ass, with or without a speech written by someone else and then rambled by Oblunder's teleprompter.

Oh, but he speaks so well. It's like a miracle or something. How does he do it?

I'm going to release some top secret classified information that normally never gets outside the black community.

Anyone ever hear Lennox Lewis speak? Brother sounds Cary Fuckin Grant and shit. That's because in most regions of the world, people speak the same fuckin way.

I spent plenty of time in Hawaii during that period of time when I sign a contract to kill filthy foreigners if called upon to do so for a ridiculously low fee. Honolulu definitely has some fucked up areas. You find that out sooner or later while chasing pussy on a Sailor's budget. But Oblunder's punk ass wasn't raised in those parts when he was attending Robert Byrd High School.

Fact is, Oblunder never picked up his phony "negro dialect" on the mean streets of Homolulu. He picked that shit up after hanging out with racist pieces of human shit while serving breakfast at Jeremiah Wright's House of Hate, Holocaust & Waffles.

It doesn't matter if it's Pillsbury Gingrich or Brylcreem Romney. Either one is going to mop the floor with the stammering dope and send his serially-failed ass back to the mansion Rezko bought him.

I just hope the First Tranny, Rupaul, can adjust to the modest surroundings and limited choice of private schools to send those future hotties to.

We can only pray for the best.

In Jesus Tebow's Name,
Fr. Merrin

amstell

Yeah!

Truth-in-Sojourn

Amen to Brer Merrin's words.

Fist of Etiquette

They call him Mr. Exwhorecyst!

No love for Doctor Ron Paul? He's going to do the Dew with some extreme campaigning and destroy them all.

Mr. Exwhorecyst

The mad doctor is 100% on target with his domestic agenda but he's just not bloodthirsty enough to want to kill filthy muslims.

I'll take someone who is 80% right on domestic policy (which would put them at about 80% better than Barry Hussein Oblunder) and 80% right on killing filthy muslims.

Truth-in-Sojourn in the heat of the night

Oweallamama has now signed a new bill that gives the Thought Police even more power than they already have.

Fist of Etiquette

President Obama publicly attended church on Sunday, and spoke about Christ's birth during a Christmas concert program that included Jennifer Hudson, The Band Perry, and Justin Bieber.

Would a Muslim do any of these things, I ask you? Our very Christian president shows just how close he is to our savior, Bill Clinton.

The Exorcist

I'm glad you cleared that up, Fisty. I was growing suspicious because until now, I've never seen Justin Bieber and Bieber Oblunder in the same place at the same time.

Fist of Etiquette

Like everyone else, I came down with Bieber fever. DHS should have caught that contagion at the border. I was puking my guts out for a week.

Fist of Etiquette

Oh noes! Kim Jong-Il is Kim Jong-Ded! What will this mean to everyone's favorite example of state-run-everything?

The Exorcist

Jimmy Carter will step up to fill the void left by Tattoo.

Steve

So what's this blog all about then?

The Exorcist

Mooselimbs roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost pimping out his ho's
Yuletide carols being sung by a queer
And sheeple dressed up like Eskimos.

Everybody knows, a Biden and some Michelle O.
Help to make the season blight
Birther's tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Romney's on his way
He's loaded lots of wives and tax cuts on his sleigh
And every birther's child is going to spy
To see if hi-jackers really know how to fly

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To infidels from one to ninety-two
Although its been said many times, many ways
Filthy Mooselimbs, fuck you

Fist of Etiquette

All I want for Generic Winter Solstice Day is for this to get to 12,345 comments.

Fist Of Exorcist

Hey, I'm doing my part. Filthy muslims, worthless foreigners and a soon to be assassinated skinny crackhead.

What more do you want from me?


Regards,
F.O. Etiquette
123 Easy Street
Caucasian Height, IA 0U812

Fist of Etiquette

You know you sure are chatty for someone who updates his blog even less than Chomstein.

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