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I fear that we're dipping dangerously close to the realm of "silly buggers" here. And, I'm compelled to add that if there's one thing a dead website doesn't need, it's silly buggers.

Son of the South

Free rubbers?!?! Awesome! I hate it when my shoes get wet...

Son of the South

Next? Next! I don't want to be 'next', I want to be 'previous'! Damn you George Bush!



Obama is a two-faced liar. Aw-RIGHT!

by Greg Palast

January 29, 2009

Republicans are right. President Barack Obama treated them like dirt, didn't give a damn what they thought about his stimulus package, loaded it with a bunch of programs that will last for years and will never leave the budget, is giving away money disguised as "tax refunds," and is sneaking in huge changes in policy, from schools to health care, using the pretext of an economic emergency.

Way to go, Mr. O! Mr. Down-and-Dirty Chicago pol. Street-fightin' man. Covering over his break-your-face power play with a "we're all post-partisan friends" BS.

And it's about time.

Frankly, I was worried about this guy. Obama's appointing Clinton-droids to the Cabinet, bloated incompetents like Larry Summers as "Economics Czar," made me fear for my country, that we'd gotten another Democrat who wished he were a Republican.

Then came Obama's money bomb. The House bill included $125 billion for schools (TRIPLING federal spending on education), expanding insurance coverage to the unemployed, making the most progressive change in the tax code in four decades by creating a $500 credit against social security payroll deductions, and so on.

It's as if Obama dug up Ronald Reagan's carcass and put a stake through The Gipper's anti-government heart. Aw-RIGHT!

About the only concession Obama threw to the right-wing trogs was to remove the subsidy for condoms, leaving hooker-happy GOP Senators, like David Vitter, to pay for their own protection. S'OK with me.

And here's the proof that Bam is The Man: Not one single Republican congressman voted for the bill. And that means that Obama didn't compromise, the way Clinton and Carter would have, to win the love of these condom-less jerks.

And we didn't need'm. Nyah! Nyah! Nyah!

Now I understand Obama's weird moves: dinner with those creepy conservative columnists, earnest meetings at the White House with the Republican leaders, a dramatic begging foray into Senate offices. Just as the Republicans say, it was all a fraud. Obama was pure Chicago, Boss Daley in a slim skin, putting his arms around his enemies, pretending to listen and care and compromise, then slowly, quietly, slipping in the knife. All while the media praises Obama's "post-partisanship." Heh heh heh.

Love it. Now we know why Obama picked that vindictive little viper Rahm Emanuel as staff chief: everyone visiting the Oval office will be greeted by the Windy City hit man who would hack up your grandma if you mess with the Godfather-in-Chief.

I don't know about you, but THIS is the change I've been waiting for.

Will it last? We'll see if Obama caves in to more tax cuts to investment bankers. We'll see if he stops the sub-prime scum-bags from foreclosing on frightened families. We'll see if he stands up to the whining, gormless generals who don't know how to get our troops out of Iraq. (In SHIPS, you doofusses!)

Look, don't get your hopes up. But it may turn out the new President's ... a Democrat!


lmao ..



Fist of Etiquette

As long as President Obama does things I like, he can break all the promises he made during the campaign. He can even rebreak the ones he's already broken. Lying and cheating are a-okay for the greater good. So says Alinsky, so says I.

Plus, Obama is just so dreamy.

The Exorcist

Every time I try to get out, they keep dragging me back in.


HOSPITAL managers have called in an exorcist after shaken workers complained they are being terrified by a GHOST.

Spooked staff at Derby’s new Royal Hospital claimed a black-clad figure wearing a cloak was stalking wards and corridors.

Now chiefs at the £334million NHS site are to summon a local priest to see off the “spirit”.

bj barackas

I don't know about you, but that's exactly the sort of unbiased reporting we've been needing for the last 8 years. I mean, NYT? BBC? The Observer? Labor unions? This guy is a poster boy for objective, rational thought.

Who Me

This is the historical FIRST "FIRST" of the Obama administration!!!

Friend of USA

I feel like I am in a famous Seinfeld episode, you know the "Bizarro world" one?

Canada has a Conservative has Prime Minister while the USA has a Socialist as president...

up is down, night is day, hello is goodbye...


Well, it is finally time that Greg Palast got on board with who and what the Obamanation is: A Democrat.
How thick can he be if he just finally figured it out after all this time? No wonder you libtards are stupid.

African Moondog


The other day I went into my bedroom.On the wall was a ghastly, kitchy cuckoo clock that my wife brought back from Europe. I hated the damn thing she loved it. Anyway for no rhyme nor reason this thing landed at my feet with such force that it broke into its constituent parts and spread its innards over a vast area. I was a good ten feet from the wall.

Needless to say a great deal of domestic diplomacy was brought into operation, but the silence treatment from the wife was initiated. Things fall off walls, they don't get thrown several feet all by themselves.

A short while later, all her hairdryer, still plugged in, started making a hell of a noise. I shouted at my son to switch the bloody thing off and to get out my bedroom, only to notice him in the garden looking at me quizzically. There was nobody in the room.

Later still the children were playing some kind of hide and seek game and my daughter's friend was hiding in a cupboard in my daughter's room, and then came out to ask who was the strange woman who came into the room, as she did not recognize her. My daughter them asked who were the quarrelling couple who woke her up at night.

All in all it was an eerie Sunday. Do I need your services?


Hey...for a about we just distribute free contraceptives to Dumbocrats and Republicans who behave like Dumbocrats? I can't imagine my tax dollars going to a more worthy cause than preventing Dumbocrat conception. Now, that's CHANGE I can HOPE for and believe in.


Republicans don't hate sex, otherwise they wouldn't prevent abortions. Even babies born to libtards have a right to life.


I fear that we're dipping dangerously close to the realm of silly buggers here.
The logic is jaw dropping: 'Republicans don't hate sex, otherwise they wouldn't prevent abortions'.

Indeed. I know exactly what you mean.

The Exorcist

"All in all it was an eerie Sunday. Do I need your services?"

Negative. Sounds like a perfectly normal Sunday to me. Besides, you don't want a clock made in England because it keeps time in metric.


Cuckoo clocks are made in Switzerland. Isn't that what the Swiss are famous for? Cuckoo clocks, watches, and tight-lipped banks. Oh, and being neutral.


In all the old WWII films, imprisoned Americans are all trying to escape to Switzerland. Neutral countries are handy that way.


As opposed to escaping to Vichy Phrance, which was neutralized.

Barack Bunghole 0bama

Boy. I’ll tell you them Honky Russians sure give hard wedgies.

Just the other day I practicing my negotiating skills and bending over for Putin. It felt like rocket had gone up my rectum!

I reached back and had one hand on his buns and one on his balls I told him I was going to put missiles in Poland to protect the Polish Honkies.

His balls were like brass and he shoved it in deeper while saying he would publish my Birth Certificate in the third branch of the NYT - which is Pravda!

I said, “Hey bro you got a dam hard cock but them Honkies in at the NYT can't read Russian so it won’t work.”

Putin replied,” I’ll publish it in English and sorry black @ss would be out on the steet looking Barney Frank and few dollars.”

I said, “I’ll bend over a little more and not give them Polish Honkies any missiles and you can screw them too.”

Putin said, “That is a start, but my country needs some economic stimulus. That means Three Billion Dollars from Economic Stimulus Package wired to my Swiss account. I spread it around as I see fit.”

I said, “That’s deal! Just don’t publish my Birth Certificate! And, pull you cock out of @ss a little – it hurts.”

He just gave me a couple more thrusts and laughed.

Now, see how Hopenchange works when you put into action! Them Russian Honkies just rolled over like Barney Frank at Frisco Bath House!

I won and the Honkies lost!

I am better than Bill or Hill!


Juvenile clown.

Friend of USA

Keeping the money the Nazi stole from people they invaved safe until the war was over is very "neutral" indeed,

it is like holding the beer of a man until he is finished raping an 8 year old girl.

You just held his beer until he was finished, you did not help the girl, you did not help the guy, you were neutral like Switzerland.

There is no such thing as neutrality.

Only liberals are dumb enough to believe in neutrality.

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