Rejoice, rejoice, rejoice! Bush is out, Obama is in, and a rightfully Democratic Congress is poised to pass a comprehensive stimulus package that will pull us out of the Great Depression II and put the Bush years behind us once and for all! It's as if the entire world has wheezed a sigh of relief. For the first time in my life, I am proud of my country.
But when I woke up this morning, the Repugs had already ruined it for me. It appears that the few remaining neocons in Congress have scuttled a key provision of the stimulus package that would've provided free contraception for ordinary Americans.
WHAT IN THE NAME OF GODDESS IS THEIR PROBLEM? WE WON THE ELECTION, DAMMIT, NOT THEM! AMERICANS VOTED UNANIMOUSLY FOR CHANGE LAST NOVEMBER, SO REPUBLICANS NEED TO EITHER STOP OBSTRUCTING OBAMA AND OBEY HIM, OR JUST SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND LET DEMOCRATS FIX THE MESS BUSH MADE!
And if there's one thing that can jump start an ailing economy, it's FREE RUBBERS!
Think about it. You lost your job. They've foreclosed on your home. You have nothing left in your pockets but a couple bucks and a handful of condoms. So you go downtown and pick up a 2-dollar whore to help you forget your troubles. The hooker gives your money to her pimp, who uses it to buy some bling at the pawn shop. The pawnbroker spends his money on some more expensive hookers, who are freelancing to pay their tuition at Berkeley. Their Gender Studies professym makes a downpayment on a new hybrid car. The car dealership buys more hyrids from the manufacturer to meet the rising demand. Autoworkers get a little extra in their paychecks. Once you subtract taxes and union dues, they have just enough left to go downtown a pick up a 2-dollar whore. The cycle begins anew.
Trickle-down Reaganomics are a failed philosophy, as the current state of our economy has shown. Trickle-UP economics will be the way of our Brave New World, but it won't work if Republicans don't get over their hang-ups about sex.
That's only because my blog is just too time consuming. The constant entries by my vast flock is just too much to keep up with. Here, I only have over 12,000 responses to deal with. My own blog is flooded with so many responses there's just no way to keep up with them all.
But of all those numerous responses, my favorite remains the tolerant liberal that so succinctly capsulized the left's sentiments towards blacks that are too uppity to escape the Dumbocrat Plantation.
"Nigger"
Angelic music to my ears. It's been a rather long time since the DemoKlan Party openly KKKaucused with the Klan.
I only wish Robert Byrd were still alive to relish in his party's legacy this KKKhristmas.
Posted by: The Exorcist | December 25, 2011 at 01:06 PM
Just looked it up on the Chinese-manufactured calender I bought at WalMart.
2012 is the year of the Mitt.
I cannot wait to see what all his First Ladies will do with the drapes.
Posted by: The Exorcist | December 31, 2011 at 08:28 PM
FIRST!
Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | January 02, 2012 at 05:37 PM
Peeps! The Mittster sure upset the Paulbots. *rubs hands with fiendish glee*. Call it, Exhortist.
Posted by: ftl | January 05, 2012 at 01:32 PM
The Yuroweenies are going broke:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/08/magazine/the-other-reason-europe-is-going-broke.html?pagewanted=1&_r=2&smid=fb-share
Posted by: Truth-in-Sojourn in the heat of the night | January 07, 2012 at 04:25 PM
I thought Jesus was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else, but not for me
Love was out to get me
That's the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all my dreams
Then I saw Tim's face, now I'm a Believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I'm in love,
I'm a Believer
I couldn't leave Tim if I tried
Posted by: The Exorcist | January 08, 2012 at 05:57 PM
And I can't leave you either.
Posted by: dt | January 10, 2012 at 09:04 PM
While we are talking football the last report from Nawlins was not good. The bus bringing the Tigers home was stuck and could not move. Some smartass painted a 50yd line in front of the bus. Lesmiles was trying to decide if the bus should turn, back up or just wait for the play clock to run out. Again.
Posted by: dt | January 10, 2012 at 09:12 PM
So which Jesus wins this weekend?
Jesus Tebow is quite miraculous, but Jesus B(R)ady has the rings, the coach and the full support of The Exorcist.
How does Jesus Tebow work his way out of that Exorcism?
Posted by: The Exorcist | January 12, 2012 at 08:33 PM
This is literally taking forever.
Also, the GOP sure is having a lot of debates and caucuses and primaries just to nominate future president Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | January 17, 2012 at 05:07 PM
It's been a while since I cruised over here. Is it still Bush's fault? And are the trolls still feeding here? If I remember correctly the creme de la creme were on a seagull mission here. Fly in, make a bunch of noise and crap all over the place. I miss Irish. But mainly I miss the Professor.
Posted by: dndrko | January 28, 2012 at 06:21 AM
The Professym is with Gaia now.
Posted by: The Exorcist | January 28, 2012 at 09:36 AM
'Fly in, make a bunch of noise and crap all over the place.'
Great craic it was too. Everyone's knickers in a twist, especially Cricket's. And Fanny's. And a couple more.
Posted by: amstell | January 29, 2012 at 06:27 PM
Oh, we're all still seething with rage over here. No, really. Trust me.
Posted by: light | January 30, 2012 at 10:32 PM
I'm pretty sure President Obama has fixed all of Bush's mistakes.
Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | January 31, 2012 at 04:27 AM
Well, in case he hasn't, we can hope for four more years.
Posted by: hopeychangey | January 31, 2012 at 05:56 PM
DOWN GOES DUNDEE
DOWN GOES DUNDEE
Posted by: The Exorcist | February 01, 2012 at 08:19 PM