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Willie Peter

You really are a sad sack of goatjism. Those poor little tasty friggin' geese ain't got enough sense to get the frick out of the way need to be ground up into pate' and sprinkled generously about the landscape. The ultimate 'recycle the stooopid' machine. Now, go clean the turbines for the next group of hapless little frickin' victims.


Jamie Jackson

In light of these recent events, I feel we should surrender in Iraq.

Mike Licht

US Airways Captain Sullenberger charged with goose poaching!


Fist of Etiquette

George W. Bush, John McCain and Greenwich Sullenberger. All pilots, all experienced at bringing death from above.

Does everyone see the bird pin on his fascist uniform? No doubt that symbolizes every flock of harmless birds he's killed. And since that's an old photograph, I'm guessing he's done this kind of thing before.


FOE, the way you connected the dots was formidable. I have another one you might want to think about: Howard Hughes' plane, the Spruce Goose. It's a conspiracy!


Oh, I fergot, FOE. The bird means that he is 'flight qualified' as if he is equal somehow, to pea-brained waterfowl.


Were they Canada geese caught wintering in New York without visas or permits?

African Moonbat

It gets my goat the way the fascist corporates rape our environment in this manner: One simply does not treat endangered species like this.

You treat them like this:

/3 c. dry red wine
2/3 cup condensed beef broth
1/2 teaspoon dried leaf tarragon
1/2 teaspoon dried leaf thyme
1 goose
1 med. onion, quartered
1 stalk celery, cut in 2-inch pieces
1 large apple, cored and cut in chunks
Combine the first 4 ingredients. Marinate the goose for 2 or 3 hours in this mixture. Place onion, celery, and apple into cavity of goose. Sprinkle goose with salt and place into roaster, breast side down. Pour marinade over goose. Cover and bake at 325° for 2 to 2 1/2 hours or until goose is tender. Baste several times with marinade. Roast breast side up, uncovered, for the last 15 minutes to brown.

Menstrual Rainbow

I wonder why the geese were murdered. Could it be that the "Canada Geese" were actually American Geese who had fled up there to escape the Bush junta and were coming back now that St Barack the Changer was taking over?

Anyway I'm off to finalise the catering for the inaugeration, I feeding several thousand people so I just want Obama to bless the 2 loaves and 5 fishes I bought so that there will be enough to go round.

After that he can stick his finger up my ass to cure my piles.

African Moonbat

Menstrual Rainbow has such exciting inaugruations. Last time she was throwing fetuses at Shrubya and this time she is being fingered by the Messiah.

Some people sure know how to live.

Surfer Joe

Thanks to all of you for defending our former president, a misunderstood genius, from a never-ending hoard of angry straw men.

Fist of Etiquette

Former President Clinton deserved every defense we could offer.

And now I'm watching the ceremonies, and it looks like the classless Bush is trading insults with Michelle Obama. The very nerve.

Fist of Etiquette

OMGZ!!!! Here comes Obama! I am sooOOooOooo0ooooOOO excited!

Fist of Etiquette

The end.

The Exorcist


Jay Guevara

Just checked - the ocean level is receding. Another prophesy fulfilled! And just six hours ago the ocean was rising! It's a miracle! St. Barack of Obama has come through again!

The Exorcist

I can't believe John Roberts would intentionally flub the swearing in just to keeep Obambi from legally taking office.

Clearly Roberts is still pissed about Obambi's opposition to his appointment as Chief Justice.

Fortunately, there's a back-up plan for an event such as this.

President Robert Gates


I went out and checked my car a little while ago. Yep. Tank was filled.

Son of the South

Hey Moonbat: no garlic?

The Exorcist

Looks like I'm not the only who went into convulsions after Obama was sworn in..

Kennedy Collapsed
January 20, 2009 2:46 PM

Sen. Ted Kennedy, D-Mass., who is battling a brain tumor, was taken away from the congressional luncheon in convulsions.!

Did anyone count the "Ah's - Oh's" in his oath? He was really rolling on his speech, did not hear one. Come to think of it I did not hear much, but I sure felt good.


On the subject of the thread. How much fau gras, roosted goose and other delicacies are being served at the balls and pagents in D.C. tonight?


The fact that he didn't manage to take down a single skyscraper speaks volumes about his cowardice and lack of patriotism. I mean, even a hospital would have been something. How are these incompetant pilots making it through flight school?


Well, the pilot made faux gras, not foie gras. I hear he was pressed for time.


How many times did The Enlyghtened BJ Clinton goose interns?

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