The was a rumor going around that Nazi bimbot, Ann Coulter, had a new book out - so I checked my testicles and sure enough, they were the size of peas. Every time that venom-spewing slut releases one of her right-wing hate screeds, my gonads shrivel up like shrinky-dinks in a microwave. This, her latest in a long line of racist tomes, must be a real doozy because my family jewels haven't been this tiny since Sarah Palin put lipstick on a pit bull.
It's like waking up in the morning to discover that someone performed gender reassignment surgery on you in your sleep. The bad news is that it makes it next to impossible to write an informative, comprehensive review of the hatemongering hater's book without it deteriorating into a series of catty remarks about her hair, or those bony elbows and cottage cheese thighs of hers...not to mention that bowling ball-sized Adam's apple. And she has the GALL to criticize Michelle Obama's pantsuits? HOW DARE SHE?! She looks like someone who just crawled out of a David Bowie look-alike contest in a concentration camp. The only reason the right-wingers like her is because she's so damn HOT. Ooooohh I could just SCRATCH HER PRETTY LITTLE EYES OUT!!!!
Whoo! There I go again. My estrogen is through the ROOF right now. Can you imagine what would happen if I actually read her book? My genitals would dwindle away completely, to be replaced by a huge, gaping hole from which nothing - not even light - could escape. That might get me a job writing op-eds for the Huffington Post or the New York Times, but it just try sitting at a desk with office products, heavy machinery, and entire families of undocumented workers spiraling into the dark vortex of your mangina. I don't know how Paul Krugman does it.
So as much as it pains me to say it, I won't be reviewing the hussy's book this time. In fact, I'm going to stay as far away from it as possible. If you value your chestnuts, I suggest you do the same.
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Posted by: (^$#$ | January 22, 2009 at 08:25 AM
KB types pages and pages complaining I supposedely do not have facts,
then when KB gets to the part where I provided an URL to support my facts he switches to making fun of me and the provided facts.
KB you are not even intelligent enough to realize you are scoring points for MY team... and that also is a fact.
Posted by: Friend of USA | January 22, 2009 at 09:39 AM
Should I change my name to "Thread killer"?
Posted by: Friend of USA | January 24, 2009 at 06:09 PM
Comment on the most recent post and see what happens.
Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | January 24, 2009 at 06:27 PM
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Posted by: (*&# | January 25, 2009 at 07:18 PM
We know kb isn't intelligent because he keeps posting here in spite of being repeatedly told 'no sale.' I think he has hopes that we will change? I have news for him: kb should have gotten his gold-farting unicorn by now. In other news, the Democrats are once again, 'lowering hopes' about the economy. Why? That was all they ran on, was hope and change.
Posted by: (*&# | January 25, 2009 at 07:22 PM
Ann thrives on shrinking progressive gonads---she know conservatives are the only real men anyway, ha. Seriously, she is only promoting her books and it works. Don't fix it if its not broke.
Posted by: Ron Russell | February 18, 2009 at 06:33 PM
308th!!!
Posted by: feelthelove | February 20, 2009 at 09:24 PM
ANYONE who has been at this particular site for more than a week or perhaps month, not to mention years, knows quite well that this NOT READING is EXACTLY what the right never does themselves.
Posted by: kb | January 12, 2009 at 07:48 PM
Wow, kb's grasp of English goes from strength to strength.
I presume the double negative there indicates that the right do read stuff.. ?
Posted by: Mandible Claw | February 22, 2009 at 06:20 AM
You're the one whining about a BLACK MAN who is president, and is a democrat, of course, as he knows who has been supporting minorities forever.
Posted by: kb | January 22, 2009 at 12:13 AM
OH, THAT'S FUNNY, KB, BECAUSE I AM PRETTY SURE THAT MLK WAS A REPUBLICAN, AND THE KKK WERE DEMOCRATS.
I GUESS THIS IS ONE OF THOSE EXAMPLES WHERE YOUR 'FACTS' DIVERGE FROM 'HISTORICAL REALITY,' HUH?
WHY DOES IT SEEM TO BE SO OFTEN THE CASE THAT YOUR 'FACTS' HAVE NO BEARING ON REALITY, AND REALITY NO BEARING ON YOUR 'FACTS,' AND YET YOU STILL CONSTANTLY CLING TO THE CLAIM THAT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO PRESENTS FACTS HERE AND THE RIGHT PRESENTS FICTION?"
THAT IS INTERESTING, YOU KNOW, I MEAN SUCH POWERFUL CONVICTION IN THE CORRECTNESS OF YOUR OWN ARGUMENTS, AND SUCH HASTY DISMISSAL OF ARGUMENTS THAT IRREVOCABLY PROVE YOU MISTAKEN, COULDN'T BE BECAUSE YOU ARE A SOCIOPATH, COULD IT?
Posted by: Mandible Claw | February 22, 2009 at 06:32 AM
I guess KB either thinks Obama is a better advocate of racial harmony than MLK, and knows better than MLK who has been "supporting minorities forever" -- despite Obama already being seven years old when MLK was assassinated, after being smeared by Barack Obama's political party..
Hm, when is it precisely, kb, that Democrats became the party of civil rights and racial equality, rather than the party of political opportunism and no principles, ready at one moment to embrace anti-black sentiment and unleash Bull Connor and the KKK on black equality movements, and a couple of decades later to claim to have been "supporting minorities forever" without any semblance of shame over the proveable falseness of that claim..??
Damn, KB, I had previously thought a little more of you -- I'd thought that you were a civil liberties advocate above else and as such as opposed to Democrats as to Republicans -- and now I get back to Blamebush after a couple of months away and see you've gone all partisan Democrat on the minority-rights issue??
Very disappointing, KB. I'd hoped for more out of you, despite the fact that you are a sociopath.. Too sad indeed that it turns out you'd suppress your gag reflex and swallow the party line of the first party to nominate a black guy for President (one does wonder where your sense of civic duty was when the left were calling Condoleezza Rice a 'house n*gg*r and Colin Powell an 'uncle T*m,' not to mention your calling Exorcist 'Boy" on this very site, but those seemed like insignifcant, unrelated instances of selective leftist racism at the time... Tsk tsk, who knew how far the vein really went??)
Posted by: Mandible Claw | February 22, 2009 at 07:10 AM
I mean, kb, aren't the GOP supposed to be admitting that they were only ever in Iraq for oil, and apologising for their heinous oil-stealing ways -- I mean, is that a longer-standing issue than the Democratic racism I pointed out in my post above?
Which is the more urgent matter, kb?
Is the Donks' nomination of a black guy worth more than a couple million lives for oil, kb?
Posted by: Mandible Claw | February 22, 2009 at 07:32 AM
314th. I am skipping 313 because I am superstitious.
Posted by: feelthelove | February 23, 2009 at 04:28 AM
314!! for sure. MC, the trolls have never understood logic.
Posted by: feelthelove | February 23, 2009 at 04:31 AM
Get this, Larry begs off on doing Coulter's book review and KB reviews Larry's PEAS!
It sure is clear you don't know the first thing about anything much less SATIRE or SARCASM.
PS Don't both replying I won't answer your lack of SATIRE.
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