I crawled out of my flotation tank this morning after a long winter's nap, and I was a little disheartened to not find any holiday gift packages on my doorstep. I guess with Bush's economy in the crapper, people just aren't filled with the Winter Solstice spirit this year. But when I got online and saw the now famous video taken at another Bush Baghdad photo op, it was like the early vernal equinox had come early to the Chomstein household.
"This is a farewell kiss from the Iraqi people, you dog," Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi shouted in Arabic as he tossed a pair of size 10 Buster Browns at the cowering Shrub. "This is for the widows and orphans and all those killed in Iraq so you could steal our oil and give tax cuts to the wealthiest one percent of Americans!"
Being pelted with shoes is considered a grave insult in Islamic cultures, but in the West only women and effeminate men throw their footwear when they're pissed off about something. So al-Zaidi's courageous outburst struck a chord with Progressives here in the states. The RethugniKKKans can have Joe the Plumber (and all his personal records back, too). At last, WE have a regular human being that WE can identify with, someone who puts a voice to our anger and speaks the words we have longed to be spoken, but that no one would hear. Best of all, he hasn't exploded in a crowded market or sawed someone's head off on the internet yet.
So here's to Muntadhar al-Zaidi, Man of the People. There's a Pulitzer Prize and a job waiting for him at CNN if he ever gets out of Bush's torture chamber.
Dodger, is that last "I" for Iraq or Iran?
Or Illinois?
Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | December 31, 2008 at 09:06 AM
Now now, FoE, no need to turn the page and cover this up. It's marvellous!!
"recomended to contact exxorcist here .. my freind's freidn say he like deep throat
magnolia74 i'm in CA 92658 ....give me your number and i'll call"
Posted by: snazzyboy | December 31, 2008 at 05:40 AM
LOL!!!!
Posted by: >><< | December 31, 2008 at 09:33 AM
It's Indiana, but don't be asking questions just to movealong, silly willy.
Posted by: >><< | December 31, 2008 at 09:35 AM
"George W. Bush is the greatest leader in the world today ... Barack Obama ...blah blah yada yada ... forced to support Israel all the way to nuke plants ..."
--Exy
Yes yes Exorcist. Calm down. Take your meds quietly and think about snazzyboy. You're going to have a great time tonight!
Posted by: >><< | December 31, 2008 at 09:41 AM
Muntadhar al-Zaidi is such a moral paradigm we should henceforth call him Goody Two Shoes.
Posted by: OSweet | December 31, 2008 at 09:47 AM
it's that they'll believe what they're told to believe. I mean, duh! They're doing it right now about those horrible Palestinians too.
Posted by: . | December 31, 2008 at 02:07 AM
uh, like okay, um...if we are told by the loco lefties that the lefty drivel they post is the truth, then like, ummmm how come the local righties not only dispute it, but put up facts and logic to do so? IOW, if what you say is true, how come no one believes what YOU say?
Posted by: FOP | December 31, 2008 at 10:16 AM
"forced to support Israel all the way to plant nukes"?
Crikey. An' it's New Year an' all. That guy is only totally crazy about Iran.
And SNAZZYBOY!
Posted by: ... | December 31, 2008 at 11:01 AM
"how come the local righties not only dispute it, but put up facts and logic to do so?"
Like where? Like by you??
ROFL! Happy New Year, Feelthelove. You never change.
Posted by: ... | December 31, 2008 at 11:10 AM
"uh, like okay, um"
Stop copying. Let that be your New Year's resolution. Bye now
Posted by: ... | December 31, 2008 at 11:11 AM
"Take your meds quietly and think about snazzyboy."---LessThanGreaterThan
Man, liberals are the least witty rodents on the planet. Can't you punks come up with a little better slam than that? Where's your hero, KKKidBitch? Even that dork can do better than the lame snazzyboy shot.
But it does look like I have a lot of blowjobs lined up for tonight.
http://fundrace.huffingtonpost.com/neighbors.php?type=loc&addr=P+O+BOX+2200&zip=92658
Posted by: The Exorcist | December 31, 2008 at 11:44 AM
http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=251043
Look at this FASCIST putting down a poor, downtrodden person of colour!
Posted by: Damian G. | December 31, 2008 at 12:32 PM
"recomended to contact exxorcist here .. my freind's freidn say he like deep throat
magnolia74 i'm in CA 92658 ....give me your number and i'll call"
Posted by: snazzyboy | December 31, 2008 at 05:40 AM
OMG! LOL!!
Someone's going to have a Great New Year! Cock cock cock .. LMAO!!
Wait a minute ... I Googled CA 92658 and it's actually Newport Beach?!? Exorcist is on the web??
LOLOL! ... priceless ...
Posted by: 24 | December 31, 2008 at 01:53 PM
Which friend recommended him, Exy???
So blinkin funny!!
Happy New Year all, back anon
(when I recover from the celebrations).
Posted by: 24 | December 31, 2008 at 01:57 PM
Only 19 days left. The Lord has not forgotten us.
Posted by: meyola | December 31, 2008 at 02:03 PM
Believe me, the world is better off with more dead arabs.
They contribute nothing except blood and idiocy.
And leftists like you, cunt.
Posted by: Truth | December 31, 2008 at 02:54 PM
Believe me, the world is better off with more dead arabs.
They contribute nothing except blood and idiocy.
And leftists like you, cunt.
Happy NEw Years! Now blow your fucking head off.
Posted by: Truth | December 31, 2008 at 02:55 PM
"recomended to contact exxorcist here .. my freind's freidn say he like deep throat
magnolia74 i'm in CA 92658 ....give me your number and i'll call"
I hope your "freind's freidn" sucks cock better than you spell, dickbrain.
"I Googled CA 92658 and it's actually Newport Beach?!?"---24/7/stupid
No shit it's Newport Beach. Where the weather doesn't suck frozen cock and dumbocrats are few and far in between.
Posted by: The Exorcist | December 31, 2008 at 04:21 PM
tsk tsk
Exy has taken to a new name, he's so cwoss.
Psychos don't know what truth is, Exy. They have no feelings either. They just mimic human beings.
Posted by: . | December 31, 2008 at 04:35 PM
"Man, liberals are the least witty rodents on the planet."
I take it you demonstrated at 04:21 PM that you can do better. :))
Night, sweets!! Don't be too late out with snazzyboy.
Get some sleep.
Posted by: . | December 31, 2008 at 04:58 PM
Calling lefties douche bags does a disservice to douche bags everywhere.
Happy New year, one and all!
Posted by: Intellectual Conservative | December 31, 2008 at 10:04 PM
And here's a couple of links for you lefties who are rooting for Hamas ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8pVvJIzllA&eurl=http://www.nicedoggie.net/2008/&feature=player_embedded
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7f0_1230584566
Happy new year!
And here's my first (you know it's coming) of the New Year ..
:smirk:
Posted by: Intellectual Conservative | December 31, 2008 at 10:09 PM
And so begins the Year of the Weasel.
Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | December 31, 2008 at 10:55 PM
If that is true it explains why Obama will be President in 19 days .. the thought of that is enough to make me want to take a nice, steaming dump and flush the toilet 4 times
Posted by: Intellectual Conservative | December 31, 2008 at 11:05 PM
January 26, 2009, (or the year 4707 in the Chinese calendar), begins the "Year of the Earth Ox". Symbolises diligence, reliability, sincerity, strength and sound judgement.
Posted by: >>> | January 01, 2009 at 03:37 AM
Dot, I think you owe Exorcist an apology - he didn't change names. That's more like Feelthelove taking a wild swing at lefties and Arabs (which she lumps together for some strange reason.)
"cunt.
Happy NEw Years! Now blow your fucking head off"
fits perfectly too. Always a poster of facts and logic - as opposed to ad hominem - is our Feelthelove. Surpasses IC in intellectualism by a whisker.
Posted by: >>> | January 01, 2009 at 03:42 AM