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The Exorcist

Well, there goes the regular Wednesday blowjob from Tom that I thought was on tap for tomorrow.

Fist of Etiquette

I call Prop 8 the American Homocaust. Bush and his ultra-conservative buddy Arnold are literally forcing gay would-be married-filing-jointlies onto tastefully appointed boxcars and shipping them all the way to Massachusetts to begin their pre-divorce lives together.


In light of this, I feel we should just surrender in Iraq.

Barack Hussein

I Barack Hussein, the Alpha and the Obama, am Metrosexual and I do not support National Gay Day – unless Bill Clinton gets his Jon HandCock out of my rear.

On the other hand I Will support National Gay Day if I can give Bill the Typical White Person the shaft up his alley – if you know what I mean.

And, no Bill Clinton and the rest of the Country cannot see my actual Birth Certificate! It is private as my sore Kenyan rectum.



Barack Hussein

I Barack Hussein, the Alpha and the Obama, decree that Democratic Governor Rod Blagojevich be sacrificed to the Under-Bus God.

I did not have any um, “contact” with the Governor and I certain would not tell him to sell my Senate seat to the highest bidder – unless of course it was a Democrat.

And, I would not allow my Seat to be prostituted… Unless, it was for a liberal cause – and certainly not sold like an inflatable c*cks*cking doll to a Republican.

Don’t ask me any more questions all you Typical White People. F*ck you! You’re all racists! I am a God.

And, no you can’t see my actual birth certificate!


Democratic Governor Rod Blagojevich's secretly recorded phone calls:

"I've got this thing and it's f***ing golden, and, uh, uh, I'm just not giving it up for f***in' nothing. I'm not gonna do it. And I can always use it. I can parachute me there," Blagojevich said in a phone call secretly recorded by the FBI on November 5, the day after the election, according to the affidavit.

The FBI affidavit said Blagojevich had been told by an adviser "the President-elect can get ROD BLAGOJEVICH's wife on paid corporate boards in exchange for naming the President-elect's pick to the Senate."

Told by two other advisers he has to "suck it up" for two years, the FBI says it heard Blagojevich complain he has to give this "motherf***er [the President-elect] his Senator. F*** him. For nothing? F*** him."

You Motherf_cker

Barack Hussein

Speaking of dolls. I do not condone my speech writers who groped a Hillary doll on the breast. I encourage it!

You have to admit it is funny… Well, at least to my team.

[Picture of Hillary doll being groped]

Picture of Sweet Hillary Doll being groped by Obama’s men

Story of Obama’s speech writers groping Hillary's breast and forcing beer up her nose

I am still laughing about it!


So what do we call this? A 'sashay in?' In honor of this, I will be selling Pink Turbans to our oppressed brethren who want to 'come out' at a steep discount.


I tried calling my boss to tell hym that I was not going to work today but he's not there. Hmmmmm...

Menstrual Rainbow

I'm still on strike because the homophobes in Hollywood refused to give Brokeback Mountain the Best Picture Oscar.


Day Without Gay? What is the point if they walk off their jobs only to do community service? They have still contributed.


There were several myn cleaning a monument near where I work and they were all singing "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair" so I was wondering if anyone here thinks that they might be gay?

The Exorcist

"where I work"


Thought you could sneak into work through the backdoor when nobody was looking, huh B4E?

I'm beginning to suspect the "Bush", in Bush4Ever, doesn't even pertain to the current Commander-In-Thief.

Just see if I ever invite you to me and Tom's OSCAR party bash again.


Menstrual Rainbow, I feel your pain. I think you ought to chain yourself to the gates of something, singing 'I shall overcome' and start taking hostages.

George Duby

You can still saunter.!

I remember a phrase that expresses this perfectly.

"Oh, did I hit you to hard?" spoken with a distinct lisp.!

I remember a phrase that expresses this perfectly.

"Oh, did I hit you to hard?" spoken with a distinct lisp.


I've been to every single one of Tom's Oscar parties...though I've never really seen his face.

Justa Joe

Obama hopes to reboot US image among Muslims

B. Hussein is going to finally apologize for putting the WTC in the way of those 2 borrowed airplanes.


"B. Hussein is going to finally apologize for putting the WTC in the way of those 2 borrowed airplanes."

Allah Bless The One...HEY!!! You womyn!!! Go home and cover yourselves from head-to-toe before you go out in public.


Liberal Larry, Why don't you answer questions at Yahoo anymore? All your answers are 2 years old!

The Exorcist

"I've been to every single one of Tom's Oscar parties...though I've never really seen his face."---PushPushInTheBush, YouKnow_I_WantToGetDown

Well, at least you've seen where the coveted OSCAR is securely held in a deep, dark place for security reasons.

Lest ye forget that beautifully sparkling, yet anatomically similar to Borat's rubber-fist, statuette was stolen one year from a dumpster. Three steps up from Tom's ass to be sure, butt, still not a place you want to log too much time in unless you're going to win the Academy Award for Costumes.

Intellectual Conservative

Don't worry .. I'm sure the gay population will go up by one when Blagojevich goes to Federal Prison and gets his little white ass reamed daily by Brutus.


"gets his little white ass reamed daily by Brutus."IC

Now, IC, is that really anyway for a good mormon boy to be saying? Is this what the moron church has taught you? Please tell me the location of your particular cult center so that I can talk to your master and ask him, most definitely not going to be a her, if this is the sort of thing they've been teaching you folks. I saved one unsuspecting girl from getting suck into your particular cult this week. This quite intelligent Japanese lady I know for some reason got it stuck into her head that she wanted to go to Brigham Young, as their MBA program is "supposed to be" pretty good. I warned her NOT to jump too quickly into this and check it out in detail before taking the plunge. I mean, after all, I wouldn't want her to end up thinking the way you do or anything. She could see that I was a little resistant to giving her much of any encouragement to go there. I mean, after all, were I to see someone standing on the side of a bridge I'd help them as well. Anyway, even after receiving her materials, seeing that drinking coffee and tea were forbidden, that wearing sleeveless blouses were forbidden, going on dates without a third party going along, amongst many other equally as cult-like demands, she still went to an interview anyway. I warned her of the way they might try and get her to drop all notions of rational thought and join their cult, how they'd probably make her feel guilty for perhaps not having accepted Jesus as her personal saviour, and most of the other tactics used by cults to scam people into joining their groups, etc...And THANK GOD it worked. She left and tossed her papers into the wastebasket where they belong. She has been saved. And it wasn't even necessary for a "preacher" to do it. Just thought you'd like to know. Read any Chomsky lately? She probably has.


By the way, why did you folks say "gayness" was such an issue for you?

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