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Shhhhh, don't tell b52 that!

24

Holy Cow. Page 3. Shouldn't there be topless Page 3 girls here?

CyberFuzz

b52, how would you know how 15 year olds on MySpace act? Your passport number has a couple of your old socks on it. Why would that not surprize me?

Friend of USA

I was not taking a shot at Ebay,I was simply being silly.

I love Ebay.

I often find stuff on Ebay that costs less (shipping included) than it costs here at the shopping mall.

Well not in recent days...our Canadian dollars has lost value compared to yours...

Damn that Obama guy, he is harshing my mellow by about 23 cents a dollar....

zooommer

Shhhhh, don't tell b52 that!

Posted by: 24

Too late.

Barack Hussein

St. Barrack Hussein...Mumbai isn't in Kenya! You shoulda done yer homework back in the madrassa!
-STC

What! That is the first time someone has ever questioned my intelligence.

Did you know I graduated from HARVARD LAW SCHOOL!

Did you know I got 1978 on my LSAT’s!

Did you know 9 out of 10 journalists voted for me!

Did you know I have over 350 advisers!

Did you know I have been to Pakistan!

Did you know I have friends at the BMV looking into your records?

Did you know what happened to Joe The Plumber!

Am the Alpha and The Obama. I am the first and the last. I am a God!

And, no you can't see my actual Birth Certificate!

Now get me a real map of Kenya with Mumbai properly located on it – stat!

tom

"That is the first time someone has ever questioned my intelligence."-sock

Hahahahahaha! (burp)

The Exorcist

Ordinarily, I don't get too sentimental here at BlameBush. But at this time of year, with everyone's best wishes at heart, it's difficult not to be compassionate.

I'm hopeful that all of you have your wishes come true, except of course the democrats who I want deader than fried fuckin chicken. And just know that my wishes also came true earlier today.

I wasn't really feeling the Christmas spirit with all the fuckin money I've had to transfer the fuck out of the USofKKK-A since 11/5. Believe me, it's a bigger pain in the ass than Tom is, but not quite as painful as a doubling of the capital gains tax will be. However, earlier today, something very magical happened in the city of Viva Viagra that really rang in the Christmas season.

There's something very comforting about knowing that OJ will die in a jail cell where he belongs. Or, perhaps, get bludgeoned to death in the shower-locker with a "Jeffrey Dahmer" signature mop-handle by some lifer who wants to go out with a bang.

Either way, his chestnuts are going to be roasting on an open fire for a very long time, which really helps to make the season bright.

Aw shucks, you mutants. Merry Christmas, to you.

kb

ICrappedjosephsmithspants said:

"KB ... what was your face doing down in Exorcist's crotch to begin with to where you WOULD laugh .. hmm??"

Well, after bitchslapping his ass off I decided to see if he really had a COCK since he talks about them all the time. Besides, I didn't really have to explore because his skirt was already pulled up over his shoulders as his customer had just left. Well, I looked, and saw nothing. I looked closer, I mean, after putting on my gas mask, and saw nothing. I picked up the magnifying glass which feel from his purse and looked closer, and I'll be damned if I didn't see a thing. As smooth as silk. Just a big bucket of roids hanging out his butt.

"Startin' to make me wonder now."

You should be wondering why you can't read a single Chomsky book.

"Do you like Judy Garland movies?"

Actually, Wizard of Oz, yes, I do. The uneduted version has excoriated singing 'If I only had a dick'.

"Or movies about .. gladiators?"

Uhhh....I don't get it.

":smirk:"

*fart*

kb

b52 correctly observed:

"I think he actually thinks that writing :smirk: after everything makes him sound superior?"

What's odd though is that the smirk IS the smartest thing he says.

"It makes him sound like a 15-year-old on MySpace."

He may be.


Intellectual Conservative

Well, KB, there's only 2 reasons for a man to be down in another man's crotch .. one, you're a doctor, two, you're flamingly gay .. and I don't see an MD after your name.

:smirk:

The Exorcist

"there's only 2 reasons for a man to be down in another man's crotch .. one, you're a doctor, two, you're flamingly gay .. and I don't see an MD after your name."---Ice

Actually, he's not only transgendered, he's transnumbered in this case. A combination of #1 and #2.

Meet the delusional and deranged Dr. Suck N. Cock, MunchingDick.

Intellectual Conservative

Remember, it isn't just who you love that makes you gay. Now .. SUCKING COCK .. THAT .. makes you gay .. lol

:smirk:

b52

"I wasn't really feeling the Christmas spirit with all the fuckin money I've had to transfer the fuck out of the USofKKK-A since 11/5." (Ex)

Now ain't that patriotic of you. Just like the companies that transferred all those IT jobs out of the USA.

"However, earlier today, something very magical happened in the city of Viva Viagra"

Who needs Viagra??

"Aw shucks, you mutants. Merry Christmas, to you."

(Assuming you're talking to us) Happy Christmas to you too, Exorcist.

On the subject of OJ Simpson:

It's very hard not to conclude that they threw the book at him in revenge for him getting off the last time. It's clear he committed a crime, but reading the list of convictions makes it sound a hell of a lot worse than it appears to have been:

"The charges included two of first degree kidnapping, two of armed robbery, two of assault with a deadly weapon, two of coercion with a deadly weapon, burglary while in possession of a deadly weapon and conspiracy to commit a crime, kidnapping and robbery..."

(kidnapping? assault with a deadly weapon?)

"Simpson's friends insist that the whole thing was a set-up as Thomas Riccio, who had encouraged Fromong and Beardsley into setting up shop in the hotel's room 1203, had also bugged the place. It was Riccio who told Simpson about the men. He sold the resulting audio tapes, on which Simpson can be heard, for thousands of dollars to a celebrity website."

Handy to have every word of a crime on tape.

Putting it all together (plus an all-white jury?) it's very hard to conclude that he was tried on *this crime* alone -- which legally he should have been. Not sent down for a murder case that has already been tried.

Have a nice weekend all

The Exorcist

Clark County ain't Lost Angelesbian County, that's for sure. But maybe that dumbshit double-killer should've thought about that shit before he barged into that room full of his loser friends to play John Fucking Wayne.

I wouldn't care if it were the second biggest miscarriage of justice of all time. He killed the mother of his children and an innocent Joooo. He deserves a mop-handle upside his empty fucking head. Any kids he still had living at home are way better off without that self-absorbed moron around playing daddy.

kb

Well, KB, there's only 2 reasons for a man to be down in another man's crotch .. one, you're a doctor, two, you're flamingly gay .. and I don't see an MD after your name.
Posted by: Intellectual Conservative | December 06, 2008 at 09:30 AM
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With your twisted logic, you think I'm a queer just because I took a few licks of his anus while I was down there, ICrappedjosephsmithspants.
You really need help.
It's your own perversion that reads something peculiar into a relatively innocent act.
I was only exploring the possibility that he needs others to wipe his butt. And guess what? I was right!
I don't know what his diet consists of but my tongue developed a few canker sores after that experience. I kid you not!

exorcist

I didn't mind the sensation that much; but the slurping sounds were a trifle annoying.

kb

Nice try, excoriatedbuttcyst.
You only look like a fool when you try to pass your farting off as somehow being my lack of dining etiquette.
My S.O. will attest to my daintiness.

Im.mad.as.HELL!

Now to cover something completely off topic but right up BB alley.

Proposed fee on smelly cows, hogs angers farmers

Here's the first of many taxes that Obama and company are looking into. Got to pay for all those government bailout/tax credit/healthcare/state security force(that will be as costly as the DOD) programs.

COW FARTS are carbon generators. However methane could be an alternate fuel, one wonders.

Intellectual Conservative

KB, I apologize for questioning your manliness.
Now that we've kissed and made up, will you explore my nether regions, also?
I've put on so much weight I can't see if everything is looking okay or not.

kb

Don't expect a freebie.

Im.mad.as.HELL!

KB are you talking to yourself? I only suggest this because your answer to 'sock' exorcist was four minutes after the sock (aka you) exorcist post.

Did we catch you again being a troll from both sides of the argument? Or is the sarcasm to you? It isn't to me and most real BBer's.

Im.mad.as.HELL!

KB are you talking to yourself? I only suggest this because your answer to 'sock-exorcist' was four minutes after the sock (aka you) exorcist post.

Did we catch you again being a troll from both sides of the argument? Or is this sarcasm to you? It isn't to me and most real BBer's.

Im.mad.as.HELL!

DAMN BUSH for the DOUBLE POST!

24

"KB are you talking to yourself? I only suggest this because your answer to 'sock' exorcist was four minutes after the sock (aka you) exorcist post."

Im.mad.as.HELL:

There were three "impersonations" in the last exchange -- three by a RW name-stealing idiot. Same one that stole the names of x3, topov, and Dude. The particular name-stealing sock is a raving dumbell who's looking for attention.

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