No Cabinet Spot for al Zawahri

Al Qaeda's number two, Ayman al Zawahri, released a video today praising Malcolm X, and slamming America as an "criminal imperialist opressor".

I know what you're thinking: he's obviously angling for a spot in President Obama's cabinet. Well, too bad, Big Al, but you blew it with that "House Negro" remark. The Democrat Party does not tolerate such racially divisive language when its directed at anyone but a Black Republican. Perhaps if Zahawri clarifies his remarks and explains that he was actually referring to Condoleeza Rice, there might be a place for him on the pulpit at Obama's church. If he amps up his anti-American rants a little bit, I'm sure he could even get a job teaching at the University of Illinois.

He already attacked the Pentagon once, so that should look good on his resume.

Comments

[Fist of Etiquette]

Chomstein, you're so short sighted. The man has obviously started campaigning early for the Democrat nomination in 2012. By then, openly being a Muslim will be a prerequisite.

[stoorat]

NOOO!

Dude has declared this site to be dead!

[DancesWithBullets]

Ambassador to Alaska Al-Zawahiri? Huh? You feeling me?
Just think, If Obama sells Alaska to Russia we could afford to send a check to every American for 2000.00 bucks!!
Deals this sweet don't come along often.

[DancesWithBullets]

After all, What do we need Alaska for? There aren't any black people or crackheads there and its not like we'll need the resources with Obamas' plan for Unicorn factories and rainbow powered love machines. Oil is a thing of the past.

[Dude]

Rush Limbaugh has anal cysts.

[Dude]

I am so glad Obama was elected.

I get to watch conservatives suffer.

[Kevin]

Larry, you're... back! Thank Go-, I mean, thank heave--, I mean, thank Gaia.

[stoorat]

I get to watch conservatives suffer.

Posted by: Dude | November 19, 2008 at 07:27 PM

There's that liberal compassion we've come to love and expect.

[Mumblix Grumph]

First!!1

[da wolfe]

It was a smart trick electing Obama. Now that the president is hip, terrorists will have to be cool wid 'im or Obama will sick the hard left on them. Maybe we'll see good old Kos interested in "crushing the spirits" of America's enemies rather than just her patriots. I think Al Qaeda is a little nervous about getting the "Joe the Plumber" treatment.

"There's that liberal compassion we've come to love and expect."

Posted by: stoorat | November 19, 2008 at 09:21 PM [/i]

I didn't expect it. It is still strange for me to think that there was an outpouring of hate mail to major conservative bloggers after Obama won. I've gone from seeing these liberals as unworthy opponents to people to be pitied. I'm happier that Obama won than they are. Kind of almost teared up actually, watching Oprah and Jesse Jackson crying. But for these liberals it's just racheted up their hatred. I don't really understand that.

[Dude's Dad]

Congrats to the 'rats.

All Hail, the ObamaFuehrer!

For this remarkable One hath fused the nationalist and the socialist strains of polital thought into the faith of the One.

A new philosopy based upon the special place of race, how's that for in your face!

Mark this His foes and thee who oppose.

A day of long knives I propose!

[kb]

Isn't satire supposed to be satirical?

And stoo....Get real.

"I get to watch conservatives suffer."dude

"There's that liberal compassion we've come to love and expect."

Liberals ARE compassionate to those who deserve it. Doubt many would have been for Hitler.

Anyway, you still haven't answered my question regarding your promise. You sound like you're just slipping back into your old habits again. I thought you'd grow out of this when making your promise to be the first rightwinger here to attempt to read a single Chomsky book. Well?

[camojack]

Ummm...ouch. Seriously...

[me24]

"Al Qaeda's number two, Ayman al Zawahri, released a video today praising Malcolm X, and slamming America as an "criminal imperialist opressor".
I know what you're thinking"--Larry

No, you don't.

I'm thinking "Re-killed Ayman al-Zawahiri is back"? Again? The elusive, whack-a-mole al-Qaeda #2 has arisen! You just can't keep a good terrorist down.

I'm trying to calculate how many times the US has announced that they've killed him already, but I can't keep track.

So he's released an audio tape? Let's see what happens when BushCo (or the military?) want a little feelgood headline ... no doubt he'll die all over again. Before January. And then release a new tape to provide a "terror" headline when required! Funniest thing I've ever seen. And proof positive that Repugs don't read newspapers.

[x3]

"I thought you'd grow out of this when making your promise to be the first rightwinger here to attempt to read a single Chomsky book. Well?"

Posted by: kb

Our Stoo is selective in what he replies to, KB -- and he can't decide between sarcasm, sneering, or serious answers. I wouldn't hold my breath.

[x3]

"Well, too bad, Big Al, but you blew it with that "House Negro" remark."--Larry

Priceless. A translation "provided" by Al Quaeda, no less.
More like a CIA ham-fisted attempt at making an 'Ayman al-Zawahiri' tape and making it "easy" for the media.

[Fist of Etiquette]

You know, al Zawahri may be a little brusk in his style (as many doctors are) but in the end I think President-Elect Obama is going to take the sage advice being offered in this video.

As we move away from the destructive Bush policies that lead to someone attacking the United States on 9/11, we can only hope that Secretary of State Clinton will be working closely with al Zawahri to mend broken ties with the Arab world and break us all free from Zionist oppression.

[Umph]

x3: More like a CIA ham-fisted attempt at making an 'Ayman al-Zawahiri' tape and making it "easy" for the media.

Naw...more like a CIA ham-fisted attempt at turning lybrals against al-Zawahari. Well, its not going to work you jack-booted thugs. Those brave Iraqi minutemen are only fighting a war of foreign aggression. Why, everyone knows the Ayma al-Zawahiri is translated to "peaceful valley of flowers".

Damn CIA.

[Bush4Ever]

"I get to watch conservatives suffer."

Actually, you'll get to watch everyone suffer. Especially, Lyberals, I mean, Progressyves, who actually think they did the right & smart thing on election day.

[Homeboy Simpson]

mmmm. Ham fists.

[x3]

Shit, it's lunchtime already.

[/./]

Shit, it's lunchtime already.

Posted by: x3 | November 20, 2008 at 06:02 AM

Is that what you are having for lunch?

[Menstrual Rainbow]

I'm not supposed to reveal details of my discussions with the Obama administration or my job prospects.

However let me just say that anyone who thinks that they are going to be the Re-educator General at the new Fairness Camps which will up and running next year think again.

[HA!]

I will campaign against you. I am for racial profiling in order to prove that discrimination exists.

[stoorat]

Our Stoo is selective in what he replies to, KB -- and he can't decide between sarcasm, sneering, or serious answers. I wouldn't hold my breath.

Posted by: x3 | November 20, 2008 at 02:20 AM

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Nope, it's a no-go. No matter how hard I try, I just can't seem to bring myself to care what you think. Don't misinterpret that to mean that I'm trying to stop you from expressing yourself, though. Do feel free to continue providing these profound insights into my character.