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Is this the end?

Will Obama's glorious victory on Tuesday mean that we can no longer BlameBush? My tears of joy at Obama's DefJam Inauguration Party will be mixed with a few sniffles at the loss of Dr. Chomstein's cutting social commentary and trademark whining. Surely Chomstein can continue to blame the Chimp for another 3 years or so? Is that too much to ask?


i can haz a sandwiches?

The Exorcist

"Surely Chomstein can continue to blame the Chimp for another 3 years or so? Is that too much to ask?"

It sure as hell wouldn't be too much to ask if Obama were to win. He'd spend the entire tenure of Carter's Lost 2nd Term blaming Bush for every dangerously naive mistake his radically naive ass would make.

Fortunately, the PLO stepped in at the last minute to send Obama back to the south side of Chicago to nail posters on telephone polls for Lost Vest-Bombs.

Lewis Faerychaun

"Blame McCain" has a nice ring to it.


In light of this, I feel we should just surrender in Iraq.!

Beautifully stated Larry. I thought of the same thing when I heard this played on the local radio today.

However reading through your more complete explanation left me with sticky jam covered fingers.

BTW I am guilty of a late night peanut butter and jelly sandwich now and then. I don't know if I should stop or not. I guess I could make some and give them out to the little rug rats tomorrow night on Halloween.

Wonder if his Holiness Mr. O will be doing the same? It would cinch his election!


Under McFurer Chimpy Bush...we pay ten dollars for two shrimp, after Tueday we pay two dollar for ten shrimps.


Let's see, when I share my peanut butter and jelly sandwich, that's the same as somebody taking my peanut butter and jelly sandwich and giving it to somebody I don't know? Gotcha, Barry!

Oh, this is going to be a fun election.

Ferris Looprakkhan (Sorry, 'Lewis'..couldn't resist (-;)

Dear Fellow Business Owners:

As a Business owner who employs 30 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama will be our next President and that my Taxes and Fees will go up in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Customer will have to see an increase in my fees to them of about, 8%.

I will also have to lay off 6 of my employees. This really bothered me as I believe we are family here and didn't know how to choose who will have to go.

So, this is what I did. I strolled thru the parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on my employees cars. I have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off.

I can't think of another fair way to approach this
problem. If you have a better idea, let me know. I am sending this letter to all Business owners that I know.
Sounds perfectly reasonable, after mulling it over over a chunky peanut butter & Fluffo™ Marshmallow sambo..err..sammich on sprouted grain bread.

Fist of Etiquette

I think we can all agree that Senator Obama has run a flawless campaign of truth and hope that McCain's friends in the mainstream media have struggled to discredit, try as they might.

However, I see this PB&J analogy to be the first gaffe from the Obama campaign. It might leave the racist Joe Sixpacks and redneck Johnny Lunchpails out there with the stupid impression that, if they want a sandwich, all they would have to do is grab a couple more slices and the jars make one of their own. WRONG. There is but one sandwich, and it is of finite size and uniform taste, and it must be divided up amongst us all. (Also, the crust was removed because it was too decadent, and some may not get jelly because extra was needed on the decisionmakers' portion of the sandwich.)

Where was I? Oh yeah. That analogy is totally gay. Stick with pie. No one makes more than one pie. That's why they use it in charts.

This November 4th, every single one of you must get out and cast your votes for Obama, or we may all find ourselves expelled from that utopian playground of his, with its urine-soaked sandbox and single sandwich.


Given that the poor folks are the ones who actually made the sandwiches for the rich guy who has two, I think taking them back isn't all that "radical" or complex of a solution. Being that I'm NOT a "radical" I don't think the guy with two should just be hanged, though arguments could be made, but rather made to work like all the other folks who are making the sandwiches rather than trying to figure out not-so-clever ways of what amounts to mathematical scams designed to allow for him to be able to NOT do any of the REAL work while profitting off the work of others. I believe it'S called "wage slavery". Lazy ass just wants handouts. Obama will NOT go NEARLY far enough in wealth redistribution. But then again, how could he given that it's all already been squandered by the very folks we're printing more for now, so that they can return to their conartistry? And what's wromng with "utopian", fist? Lack of striving for it is the only thing I see as a problem.


fannyspray said:

"Let's see, when I share my peanut butter and jelly sandwich, that's the same as somebody taking my peanut butter and jelly sandwich and giving it to somebody I don't know?"

Uhhh.....THIS is the way you perceive sharing? Jesus H. Christ you folks really DO need some sort of moral education.

"Oh, this is going to be a fun election."


African Moonbat

Its going to be a fun election, kb, because for the very first time a man with a white great grandmother is going to be elected President. Something like that anyway. And after that all us Progressyves will sing and dance and smoke bong and eat other peoples peanut jelly sandwiches.

Or do we make our own? Kb's post lost me on that one. If I make my own sandwich and only eat half of it and keep the other halves for a long time in a freezer, so I've got quite a stash is that bad? Do I give some of the sandwiches to those who don't have as I see fit? Or do I wait untill the play-ground bully whom we have elected monitor comes up and says to give him the entire stash so he can give it to the guys who don't have and if I resist he will smash my head in? He will then give me a bit of my stash back after making sure every body has the same amount. And why should I build a stash after that?

Perhaps kb can tell me, which is the way of the true proggressyve?

Fist of Etiquette

I agree that the U.S. Dollar has been devalued to the point that Senator Obama had to break his pledge and forego partaking in Public Campaign Financing and the reform it promises. It was not because he's a deceitful opportunist like all politicians, but because Bush's failed policies have made the dollar next to worthless, and really, you simply cannot buy a decent presidency for $84 million these days.


But will Michelle share her lobster?

Homeby Simpson

PB&J sandwiches...mmmm. Would that be Jif or Skippy? Peter Pan or Smucker's Organic? Low-fat or sugar-free peanut butter? The jelly? Is it Welch's? Or Polaner all-fruit? The bread? Baked by a co-op or Fair Trade? The grain? All these questions...and doesn't Obama know that some Americans are allergic to peanuts? Deathly allergic? So allergic they have to have fake peanut butter.


I've been taxed at 42% on much of my income for years. Much more than some of my neighbours becuase I was earning more than them. I would have been happy to keep that 42%, but I knew where it was going, so I didn't mind much.

It was going on improving universal health care, it was going on improving the pupil/teacher ratio, it was going on increasing police recruitment - as some areas needed more foot patrols and the police didn't have the numbers. It was going on improving roads in rural areas, and providing a new tram service in the city. Plus, improved public lighting in some deprived areas, and upgrading the government-run re-training program for the unemployed.

Thousands of people like me paid 42% on the top portion of their wages, for precisely the same reason. I believe it's called having a "social market economy".


Fuck the sandwich..................

I can't imagine a world where I can only afford a Cubano every other day, and a fifth of Louis XIII per week.

I should be able to spend my unearned income the way I want, without any cost to me......let the Joe Plumber's of the world eat cake, if they have no bread......


"Let's see, when I share my peanut butter and jelly sandwich, that's the same as somebody taking my peanut butter and jelly sandwich and giving it to somebody I don't know? Gotcha, Barry!" --Fanny

I take it that this is how Fanny lives her life:
She goes on a cruise but the ship sinks. She finds herself stranded on a rocky island with two strangers from the same ship. Fanny has a backpack full of food, but the strangers (both Americans) have none.
So Fanny hides her backpack in a cave, and let's the others starve to death.


What's Fanny doing here anyway. I thought she only "popped in" once a week!
Let's see:

"This is the only post I have made in this thread. It's also probably going to be the last.... I come to this site about once a week now."

Posted by: Janny_Mae | October 28, 2008 at 10:57 PM

Ah yes indeed ... always the truthful one, wasn't she. Meanwhile reading like a fanatic. :)


Will you need a Party Pin to get additional PB & J's?


24, aren't you the one who keeps leaving, only to come back under another sock? Janny is consistent and truthful, you are consistent and a liar. There, that clear up any confusion for you?


Here's another post on the "Sharing the Toys" concept - 'Tales from the Socialism Side - Part 2' at

It is about the difference between "What's mine is yours" and "What's yours in mine."


Janny doesn't deny that she comes to the site and reads. She says she is here about once a week, so of course she is reading. You that stupid, megamacksmelly?


"24, aren't you the one who keeps leaving"


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