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For those that do not know German I will translate:


Little Nicky

Yeah! First. Take taht feelthelove!

Little Nicky

Oh you evil rethugs!


Sweet Hillary has got her beat by a mile.

Hillary has cankles!

Take that Palin!

Friend of USA

Being French Canadian I actually had to google "cooties"...

on the up side, Larry has just enriched my culture.!

This reminds me of when I was a kid. We had this paper folded thing that we would put on our hand. We would go up to a fellow kid (a boy or a girl) open the paper thingy with our hand and grasp the kids arm. When we took the paper thingy way from the arm it would be opened slightly differently and inside you could see all these dark spots.

We would then yell "COODIES" LOL.

This would usually end up with everyone running after one another wanting to get even. Is that what you did to Sara? Is that how you found out she had coodies? Did you pull her hair? Did you shoot spit balls at her? I would COOOLLL. LOL

PS I am going to see if I can remember how we used to make those cootie thingys.


From LEO Deutsch Englisches Worterbuch

Unmittelbare Treffer
cootie [coll.] die Laus

die Laus, also known as "lice".


For those that do not know German I will translate:


Sorry to leave you out Friend of USA.


Hemp Flower

i understand the cooties are actually her daughters!!!!!!! it is a cover up!!!!!!!!

Intellectual Conservative

What's the difference between Sarah Palin and a pit bull?

Sarah wears lipstick.

Oh man .. this is going to be FUN watching her remove Biden's balls and stuff them down his throat at the debates .. and she'll get that 'screw you' look she does so well while she does it :)

Sarah, Palin Tall

Before I became the cootied governor of the great state of Alaska, I was a cootied mayor of my hometown. And since our opponents in this presidential election seem to look down on that experience, let me explain to them what the job involves. I guess a cootied small-town mayor is sort of like a ‘community organizer,’ except that you have actual responsibilities and gallons and gallons of Ovide.”

Little Nicky

Q: How do you get the press to back off questions of Bristol's pregnancy?

A: Tell them it's John Edwards love child

Hehehe. My dad told me that one.

Intellectual Conservative

This kind of reminds me of this joke for some reason ..

An irish family head out one Saturday to do some shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an England football shirt and says to his sister, “I’ve decided to be an England supporter and I would like this for my birthday.” His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, “Go talk to your mother.”

So off goes the little lad with the white and red football shirt in hand and finds his mother. “Mum?” “Yes son?” “I’ve decided I’m going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday”. The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head twice and says, “Go talk to your father.”

Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his father. “Dad?” “Yes son?” “I’ve decided I’m going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday.” The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head four times and says: “No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!”

About half an hour later they’re all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says; “Son, I hope you’ve learned something today?” The son says, “Yes dad I have.” “Good son, what is it?” The son replies, “I’ve only been an England supporter for an hour and already I hate you Irish Bastards”



The cooties in Alaska are big too. Did you see the lump on the back of her head? Cooties!!!


The wit here is really something to write home about. NOT.

What age are all y'all again?

A Post DNC Quarantined Rocky Mtn Feline (or FELON-since I AM w/the DNC)

And she didn't even come by them legally, morally, ethically nor honestly!!

Those are merely the coalition of the bribed and the coherced cooties!

Palin lied--Cooties bribed!

And though it has nothing to do with Cheney's daughter being a lesbian. Did you see the future slut daughter Piper Cootie Palin caught on camera passing cooties to that poor little (probably adopted to be a prop) boy (who wasn't allowed to die with dignity @ a Margaret Sanger Salon)? It was horrifying!! Mini-me slut to be was holding him when she spit the cooties out her mouth onto her hand and than wiped them on his hair!?!?!?!?! Double dose of child abuse right on National TV @ the Rethug's Warmonger Fest.

Bristol, in the order of Dick Cheneys daughter Mary a Lesbian, is probably a lesbian who wears a baby bump just to 'cover up' her thespianism!

In light of all this I think..uhm..feel the Rethugs should just surrender to Biraq!

After the debates:.......
♪♪ Sarah sang base--Biden sang ten...err... SOPRANO♪♪


I'll quote you after the election and you're going to feel pretty damn stupid, Rocky Mountain alleycat.

mandible claw

Like all progressyve men I'm a huge girl, so I know how difficult feminine hygiene can be. I'd feel Sata.. er SARAH's pain..

If it wasn't for the fact that she's an unhinged spiteful hatefilled KKKONservative with KKKooties.


♪♪ Sarah sang base♪♪

She sure did. She's the kind of brainless woman we see here, who'll yell and fight and shout while they have absolutely nothing between their ears only air. Like 'Kinky' and her brainless rant.


Why do you bend over backwards to fit in here, Mandrooling? Your ass-licking is pathetic.


And is calling people "trolls" interminably, REALLY your only defence against arguments that come at you? That's a bit pathetic too.

"Nasty bold trolls interfering in our private website"

Keith Olberman's alabi merchant


Bill Frist, remember him?

Yeah me neither.

As a proud Demokrat, I'm distrustful of women with functional Stanley-Ann-Dunham-Obama-Soetero-Kansas.

I thought that the stork brought babies until my kindergarten sex-ed class taught me how to do the Hot Karl...I still don't know exactly how that leads to babies, but it's OK...I'm not female...or am I...Excuse me, I have to do some research.


"my kindergarten sex-ed class"

They have sex-ed classes in Alaska????

Keith Olberman's alabi merchant

I don't live in AlasKKKa!
Out there they think sex is something that a man and a woman does...with EACH OTHER!


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