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Friend of USA

Sarah Palin is the one who opposed spending over 400 millions dollars of tax payer's money on a " bridge to nowhere" that would have connected an island called Gravina which has a population of...

50

Yes 50 people.

That is 8 million dollar per Gravina-head.

Compare that to Obama who's wife salary "magically" doubled right after he became senator...

And Palin is hot.

jack

An' you tell ol' Johnny to keep his hands offa her! Hawwww!!!

Yep, I'll take the phone.

Friend of USA

Palin is by all accounts a principled conservative and government reformer who can contribute mightily to the decision-making that occurs in the White House. She has more executive experience in her two years as governor than Obama, Biden, and McCain combined.

- Mark Levin

Executive experience are the key words.

jack

Ok, we gotta do some sorta ad fer the TeeVee 'bout 3am and what's gonna happen when ol' Johnny is sick and thet call comes in ....

Ya reckon this fe-male's gonna crack if she gits that call? I NEED INPUT HERE! Stop starin' at me!! Anyone any ideas?

jack

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jack

WE AIN'T PAYIN YOU PEOPLE FER NOTHIN'!
ALL Y'ALL BETTER COME UP WITH SOME IDEAS 'FORE I TURN IN TONIGHT!

Gimme thet thar bottle. All y'all are givin' me a pain in ma head. What time this bitch arrivin'? Anyone wrote a speech yet?

WELL GIT ON IT! WHATCHA THINK WE'RE PAYIN YA FOR!?

Che Gaiavera

It's a good thing The Obama's Chicago associates aren't afraid of shootin' now and then to offset Palin's sportsmanship. Nothing you can prove in front of a Grand Jury, mind you, but they've been known to take target practice.

Oh, and sometimes they sleep with fishes.

jack

Geesh ... ol' Johnny's gonna luvv this. She don' look half-bad. Hawww!!!
She bringin' her ole man with her? I don't mind tellin' ya, I have half a mind to give her one maself!

Hokayy .. I'm goin' fer a half-hour nap. Gimme thet bottle. All y'all call me whin her plane gits in.

jack

AN' GIT ON THEM IDEAS FER THE TEE-VEE!

William Jefferson Gaiavera

I would so have sexual relations with that woman, Ms Palin.

Hey you. Secret Service guy I used to hide from in the anteroom off the West Wing. Would you mind going to her hotel with me so I can introduce myself? You would? Great!

Were you ever a State Trooper? No? Dang!

William Jefferson Gaiavera

Hey Trooper, er, Secret Service guy. Pull over here. I have to run in the store for a minute.

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OK, let's go. Oh, nothing much; I just felt like having a cigar. These? Frozen peas. Nothing says, "I met Bill" like a bag of frozen peas on her lip.

4.5

I wouldn't half mind being jumped by Obama. I'm not due in the States for a while. But I DO know someone who'd introduce us ... And he'll be in Washington for the next 3 years. Nice one.

4.5

Mmmmmmmmmmm

John Edwards-Gaiavera

Sarah Palin? Oh, she's a little bitch. Have you seen her husband? OH. MY. GOD!!! DREAM BOAT! All beardy and outdoorsy. A roughneck and a fisherman. I just looooove men on boats. I could look at sailors all day. I just can't seem to get enough seamen in my life!

John Edwards-Gaiavera

mmmmmmmmmmm. Seamen.

Friend of USA

Obama was a "community organizer" ( whatever that is ) for a whole...3 months!!!

Now that is experience.

Friend of USA

Che,

Here is a photo of Palin that "stimulates" my "seamen" production...if you know what I mean...

Palin in action

Che Gaiavera

Nice link Abu!

The McCain campaign is hoping and praying that someone will say that Palin is unready for the job. “Please,” John McCain is praying right now AS I TYPE, “Let a Democrat say that an executive with 2 years of experience and no foreign policy expertise isn’t ready for the presidency. Oh pretty please. Because you know what I’m going to do? I’m going to take that soundbite, put it in an ad, slap Obama’s mug up there, and run it over and over and over again.”

Che Gaiavera

For some reason Palin reminds me of Lorraine Bracco, which of course reminds me of Tony Soprano, which gets me back The Obama.

Che Gaiavera

Sorry, Lorraine Bracco

Fist of Etiquette

I'll never forgive Dr. Melfi for not telling Tony that she was attacked in that stairwell and that the guy was walking around free.

Ear-regardless, Palin may turn out to be the second VPILF the US has ever had.

Che Gaiobama

Who was the first one? (Dear Obama, do I really want to know?)

Fist of Etiquette

Don't be crass, Che. But I'll give this hint: The Veep in question is still alive (and still totally hit-able).

Che Gaiobama

BTW Fyst, go to vpilf.com, look at the very bottom of the page, and EAT YOUR WORDS!

Cinder block, my ass.

Coonass

Che,

feelthelove was First and First Again.

I was 2nd or 3rd depending on how you count first and first again.

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