Bush's Global Warming Hits Las Vegas

The Las Vegas Review-Journal reported today that a totally naked man stole an ice cold beer from a local convenience store, then hijacked an air-conditioned bus and took it for a spin.  Yet even now, there are those who still deny the effects of climate change. Even with such irrefutable evidence staring them right in their right-wing faces, they still refuse to accept the existence of global warming. I supposed they won't be totally convinced until they see not just one, but hundreds or perhaps thousands of deranged people running around drunk and naked.

Unfortunately, we can't wait until the Democratic National Convention. Immediate steps must be taken to halt the damage Bush and his Big Oil Buddies are wreaking on our environment, so that our children and our children's children will need only be drunk and naked within the safe confines of their kindergarten sex-ed classes.

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Thousands of people go out in December making a point about Global Warming Climate Change by wearing parkas and tossle caps, yet I try to drive a similar point home by running around in stifling heat without anything on and suddenly I'm guilty of "lewd behavior". Like it's anything those kids haven't seen at a playground before.

"FIRST!"
-The Exorcist

[Bush4Ever]

Is it 2008 yet? Those numbers on my BushOut clock confuse me and make me reach for my free Gubmint meds.

[TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog]

AHHHHH!!!

It's already happening...Global Nakedness in the Alps

[feelthelove]

When will people learn? Vegas has been the most affected by climate change to the point where it is a virtual desert. Unfortunately, only the very well educated minds of our times can see that.

[Friend of USA]

Obama says he is all for sex education for toddlers as long as it is "age-appropriate"

ok.

And who will decide at what age learning about fisting is appropriate?

I'm sure some leftist will try to convince us that little girls who are into fisting have less chances of getting pregnant, which in turn would reduce the number of abortions and teen pregnancies.

Fisting as a "contraceptive".

How progressive!

[The Exorcist]

6666666666666666666666666666666666666666TH

[feelthelove]

bwahahahahaha

[Fist of Etiquette]

Shenanigans.

[The Exorcist]

"Shenanigans."----Fist of Exorcist

Calling me a she, huh?

It's He-Nanny-Agains, not she-nanny-agains.

Fricken KKKon. Probably never even made it with a horse.

[Ralph E.]

Snake Hunters sez,

Promises, promises, and when will we ever learn? SALE is a Four-Letter Word, get the sucker in the store. It's "Traffic Creation" baby!

Hucksters & Con-men, Chicago Politicians & Slum-lords, and 'kick-backs', Roll out the barrel on Election Day; and Televangelists pitching for $1000 "Seed of Faith" to P.O. Box 00001, Chattanooga, Tennessee will get you a "Prayer Hanky to Put On Your Cancer"
cuz we want you around to donate a few bucks for OBAMA-MANIA, and "CHANGE", for sum Free Health Care, and Free Gubmint Cheese! Come see our 40 million dollar Crystal Cathedral, and the new "Reverand"! He be better than most at thumpin' the book, and he sings louder than any in the Choir! He's our Shepard, You're the Sheep! Elmer Gantry? You ain't seen nothin' yet!
Hilly, Hilly-Bo-Billy, get on board, Willy. Whooops!

Ahmadinejad Enriching U-235? Hamas & Hezbollah, and Suicide Jackets, hey! Get Outta Here Boy, yer ruinin' my gig! reb

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[Ralph E.]

Snake Hunters sez,

Promises, promises, and when will we ever learn? SALE is a Four-Letter Word, get the sucker in the store. It's "Traffic Creation" baby!

Hucksters & Con-men, Chicago Politicians & Slum-lords, and 'kick-backs', Roll out the barrel on Election Day; and Televangelists pitching for $1000 "Seed of Faith" to P.O. Box 00001, Chattanooga, Tennessee will get you a "Prayer Hanky to Put On Your Cancer"
cuz we want you around to donate a few bucks for OBAMA-MANIA, and "CHANGE", for sum Free Health Care, and Free Gubmint Cheese! Come see our 40 million dollar Crystal Cathedral, and the new "Reverand"! He be better than most at thumpin' the book, and he sings louder than any in the Choir! He's our Shepard, You're the Sheep! Elmer Gantry? You ain't seen nothin' yet!
Hilly, Hilly-Bo-Billy, get on board, Willy. Whooops!

Ahmadinejad Enriching U-235? Hamas & Hezbollah, and Suicide Jackets, hey! Get Outta Here Boy, yer ruinin' my gig! reb

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www.lazyonebenn.blogspot.com

[Intellectual Conservative]

Obama outlines his plans for his own Obama Youth (along the lines of the Hitlerjugend .. don't believe me? Try reading a history book or two on Hitler's Germany)

http://bulletin.aarp.org/states/il/articles/obama_outlines_plan_for_national_service.html

A civilian national security force as well funded as the military .. hmm .. will there be torchlight parades, singing and marching too? A million brainwashed kids, all marching before the big O banner of Hope and Change?

I'm sure the first of his Party rallies will be in Denver ..

I'd love to see someone make the claim this is some right wing hit piece. The original story was from the Chicago Tribune. Not exactly a hotbed of reactionary thought, there ..

[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

Two American are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden ...

'Joe, do you smell what I smell. It's bacon. I'm sure of it.'

'Sure smells like bacon to me.'

So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured meat.

'Joe, Joe, we're saved. It's a bacon tree.'

'Chuck, you sure it's not a mirage? We're in the desert don't forget.'

'Joe, when did you ever hear of a mirage that smelled like bacon ... it's no mirage, it's a bacon tree'.

And with that ... Chuck races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Joe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Chuck is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Joe with his dying breath.

'Joe... go back man, you were right it's not a bacon tree.'

'Chuck, my old friend, ... what is it?

'Joe... it's not a bacon tree...

it's

it's

it's

it's

it's

it's

it's a ham bush.

[Friend of USA]

"it's a ham bush."

See? Bush is to blame...again!

[Son of the South]

They should cut that guy's nuts off...

[The Exorcist]

Michelle removed Ballsack Obamadinejad's nuts a long time ago.

[Bush4Ever]

Of course, Bu$Hitler's Global Warming has hit Las Vegas! Anyone can see that if they go there. The place is like a desert and stuff!! Sheesh!!

[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

Analysis: U.S. military to patrol Internet

30 Jun 2008

The U.S. military is looking for a contractor to patrol cyberspace, watching for warning signs of forthcoming terrorist attacks or other hostile activity on the Web. In a solicitation posted on the Web last week, the U.S. Army's Fifth Signal Command said it was looking for a contractor to provide "Internet awareness services" to support "force protection" -- the term of art for the security of U.S. military installations and personnel.

"The purpose of the services will be to identify and assess stated and implied threat, antipathy, unrest and other contextual data relating to selected Internet domains," says the solicitation. The solicitation says the successful contractor will "analyze various Web pages, chat rooms, blogs and other Internet domains to aggregate and assess data of interest."

http://www.upi.com/Emerging_Threats/2008/06/30/Analysis_US_military_to_patrol_Internet/UPI-83401214841029/

Good luck to them - blogs alone stand around 70 million. What are they going to look for? Someone called Ahmed?

[Son of the South]

Fifth Signal Command? What's wrong with the first four - not enough women and minorities (and geighs) involved?

[feelthelove]

No, they will be looking for irish asstards named megatwat. How racist and stereotyped is that, calling all terrorists 'Ahmed?' I would like to think that jihad wasn't so exclusive. Maybe you narrow-minded irish twats think like that, which surprises me, since you are all for diversity.

[Friend of USA]

Just to annoy the resident leftist,

from Yahoo news,

... ... ...

Harper brushes off evidence of Guantanamo abuse.

[...]Speaking in Tokyo, where the prime minister met with Japan's emperor and prime minister, Harper said the previous Liberal government knew about Khadr's treatment in Guantanamo Bay, yet did nothing.

"The previous government took a whole range, all of the information, into account when they made the decision on how to proceed with the Khadr case several years ago," said Harper.

[...] Toronto-born Khadr, the son of an alleged al-Qaida financier, was captured in 2002 after a firefight with U.S. forces in Afghanistan.

Designated an illegal combatant by U.S. authorities, Khadr is scheduled to go on trial for murder before a U.S. military court in October. He's accused of having lobbed a grenade that killed a U.S. Special Forces soldier.

... ... ...

Yes Stephen Harper is Canada's
Prime Minister and he is a Conservative

I voted for him and will do it again.

but nice try lame stream media, for trying putting the blame on him when it is clear the previous liberal bunch of thieves knew a Canadian was held at Guantanamo.

The US deprived the little terrorist of sleep?

oh yeah?

and how much sleep do you think the loved ones of the soldier the little terrorist killed have lost ever since?

[Im.mad.as.HELL!]

Ah, Global Warming (GW)!

This subject will get a lot of play as the Dummmmmmcrats took power from the cold dead hands of Bush (41 & 43). The only thing warm that I feel is the warm hands in my hip pocket. BTW it is about 112 today , so GW is right on schedule.

Question, I have was it the cold beer or the air condition bus that was helping in his reaction to how hot it was. He did not take off his close because of GW. He had lost everything on the tables before he resorted to the other actions. Just thirsty and wanted to go home is all I see. Regarding the rear window those are designed to pop out in case of an emergency. He was cornfuzed because he was going the wrong way through the window.

Finally Larry forgot to mention this was all a "Reno 911" episode. I saw it last night, however I only saw the beginning and changed to "Deadliest Catch". Thanks Larry for telling me the end. They really film the show in Vegas (more talent).

[Im.mad.as.HELL!]

Ah, Global Warming (GW)!

This subject will get a lot of play as the Dummmmmmcrats took power from the cold dead hands of Bush (41 & 43). The only thing warm that I feel is the warm hands in my hip pocket. BTW it is about 112 today , so GW is right on schedule.

Question, I have was it the cold beer or the air condition bus that was helping in his reaction to how hot it was. He did not take off his close because of GW. He had lost everything on the tables before he resorted to the other actions. Just thirsty and wanted to go home is all I see. Regarding the rear window those are designed to pop out in case of an emergency. He was cornfussed because he was going the wrong way through the window.

Finally Larry forgot to mention this was all a "Reno 911" episode. I saw it last night, however I only saw the beginning and changed to "Deadlest Catch". Thanks Larry for telling me the end. They really film the show in Vegas (more talent).

[zooommer]

Fifth Signal Command? What's wrong with the first four - not enough women and minorities (and geighs) involved?

Posted by: Son of the South

Why is the 5th Signal Command coordinating this? They are in Germany, that is my old unit, ca. 1985. I just checked and they are still there.

[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

"Why is the 5th Signal Command coordinating this?"

Posted by: zooommer

Well, I sure as heck don't know ... I was imagining a funny scenario where someone here wrote "truck" in a sentence, followed by "inflammatory" (language) in the next, and "11pm on the 22nd" a few sentences later, and Larry's blog crawling with spooks the next day. I'll call myself Ahmed if it helps ... Should be a hoot.