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Coonass

"the former Vice President’s home energy use surged more than 10%, according to the Tennessee Center for Policy Research."

duh!??! Gore has to run the AC more - the earth is getting hotter you doofs. Don't you listen?

Bush4Ever

Al Gore won in 2000 so whatever he says is Perfect and Right...I mean, Correct.

Friend of USA

over 100 detainees have died in U.S. custody, with up to 27 of these declared homicides.

Look at it this way,

they would have died in the battlefield anyway except it would have been while eating rat and pigeons on a stick.

They died in US custody while eating glazed chicken à l'orange.

Dying in US custody was more humane.

Friend of USA

By the way I did not follow the link and did not read the rest of the story.

I just went with what came naturally to me.

mandible claw

Trust me, it's a lot better than typing in a Kiwi accent.

mandible claw

Oops wrong thread.

artboyusa

Yet another Special Message of Hope from Barack Obama

Dear Friend

You know, just last night Michelle and I took the stage before yet another tumultuous, adoring crowd, each of them whooping and hollering like nobody’s business, and as we stood there, smiling and applauding ourselves in that weird Stalinist way we have, I thought to myself “Barry, you’ve got a bright, beautiful, bighearted woman there!”

I mean Michelle, of course. Who else? Isn’t she great? You bet she is! And yet, life hasn’t always been easy for her – oh no, America has disappointed her too, just as America has disappointed so many of the ordinary people I’m reaching with my message of hope; those dull, sulking, huddled and miserable millions, trapped forever in a psychic nightmare of burning resentment and personal failure because America didn’t give them a million dollars and a big house on the lake and marry them to Jennifer Aniston.

Or Brad Pitt for you gals – not that there’s anything wrong if you prefer Jennifer – she’s a babe. Value judgements have never been my way, unlike the Republicans, those smirking, bloated slavemasters who would have all of us toiling away in the hot sun, harvesting oil for Halliburton for a dollar a day if they could.

But I digress – where was I? Oh yeah; Michelle. Anyway, she hasn’t had it easy. Why just the other day she had a phone call from her office. “Um, Michelle” they said. “You haven’t been in to work for two years now – any plans to, uh, you know, stop by? We know you’re busy and all with your message of hope and change but you’ve got a lot of mail piling up and there’s some people in the waiting room and your inbox is pretty full too”.

Can you believe it? Michelle practically donates her talent, her experience and her personal charm for a token salary of $274,000 – where else could you get a “Vice President for Community and External Affairs” for that kind of money? And they have the nerve expect her to show up every year or two? Talk about raising the barrier! “You’ve got this far, sister. Welcome aboard! Here’s your salary check – whoops! Now you’ve got to come into work for it!”

This is the kind of trick America pulls every day on the ordinary working person, the kind I can see every day from my office window, the people who mow our lawns and clean our pools and drive us to and from our many speaking engagements and personal appearances – people just like you. Or her. Or that guy over there. No wonder you’re all so bitter.

Well, Michelle turned on her fabulous personal charm and by the time she was done charming him I could hear that guy from the office crying down the phone and promising never to call back. Good job, Michelle! It’s that special thing she has, that ability to make a direct contact with other people, even when they’re her inferiors, that make her such an asset to our campaign to bring peace and justice, fairness and hope, goodness and decency and excellent personal hygiene to our troubled, confused, Bush-ridden and racially polarized society – whether you want them or not.

Have a great day (if it isn’t, that’s because some rich white man gypped you)

Your pal

Barack

x3

"I would hate to find out that detainees were killing each other!"

Me too. While they were chained hand and foot to a ring in the floor. That would prove they were Houdini-like contortionists, and America would REALLY be in trouble.

ASSUMING any of them were actually TRIED in a proper court, and found GUILTY OF ANY CRIMES, that is.

x3

A team of doctors and psychologists convened by Physicians for Human Rights (PHR) to conduct intensive clinical evaluations of 11 former detainees held in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Guantánamo Bay has found that these men suffered torture and ill-treatment by U.S. personnel, which resulted in severe pain and long-term disability.

The men were ultimately released from U.S. custody without charge or explanation.

"In a 121-page report, the doctors' group said that it uncovered medical evidence of torture, including beatings, electric shock, sleep deprivation, sexual humiliation, sodomy and scores of other abuses."

Source: CNN

x3

"Leader of the Free World".

What a joke.

x3

"The men were ultimately released from U.S. custody without charge or explanation."

Dreadful terrorists, these young men that were handed over for a bounty, aren't they! ... frighten the life out of you.

x3

I'm so scawed! I want to come and live with the "leadew" of the "fwee world"! I know he'll keep me safe fwom those nasty bold boys who wewe picked up in Afghanistan dwiving mules!

Devon

Friends...another troll in x3...shall we play with him and bat him around or shall we ignore the fool???

Mmmmmmm....options....

mandible claw

...it uncovered medical evidence of torture, including beatings, electric shock, sleep deprivation, sexual humiliation, sodomy and scores of other abuses."

Posted by: x3 | June 20, 2008 at 04:34 AM

Plenty of people pay good money for what those freeloaders were getting on our tax dollar.

DonnieDarko

Well how we treat them depends on if they are a Cute Troll or
a Nasty Troll.

feelthelove

Ireland is so fucked.

xxxxliberal

"Plenty of people pay good money for what those freeloaders were getting on our tax dollar."
--mandible claw

OUR tax dollar??

You're an Australian working in Asia and pay tax in the USA?
Or you pay tax in Australia while working in Asia?? AND Australia is paying costs towards e.g. Guantanamo? All verrrry interesting ...

Ref: "by the way just fyi i'm not american and have never in fact even been to that country, although i would like to visit it some day. i live in asia but i am in fact australian. "

Posted by: mandible claw | April 17, 2008 at 10:33 PM

xxxxliberal

"Mmmmmmm....options...." (Devon)

Just pop in and make silly comments as usual.

Friend of USA

A team of doctors and psychologists convened by Physicians for Human Rights (PHR) to conduct intensive clinical evaluations of ...

No need for a team of doctors or psychologists to tell us you leftists with your obsessive hatred of the USA are completely insane and should be put in padded rooms.

You are sick, get help.

Friend of USA

They hang homosexuals in Iran but you obsess about the USA.

They imprison poets in Cuba but you obsess about the USA.

They execute hundreds of people in China and in North Korea but you obsess about the USA.

you need help, you are sick people.

Gypsy of Etiquette

Have a great day (if it isn’t, that’s because some rich white man gypped you)

Normally I would take major offense to that, but damn if that Barack Obama doesn't so exude change that I can forgive him what would be, for anyone else, an insensitive slur.

x3

Posted by: Friend of USA | June 20, 2008 at 08:18 AM

We do human rights work re Iran. We do human rights work re Cuba. We do human rights work re China and North Korea.

You want us to leave the USA out?

And Iran and Cuba and China and North Korea are not claiming to "lead the free world", you might have noticed.

YOU need help, YOU are sick people, to condone what you do!

The Exorcist

"They hang homosexuals in Iran...."

There's homosexuals in Iran? No way!

Mahmoud Obamadinejad said there weren't ANY democrats in Iran.

x3

I see "mandible the Australian who lives in Asia" is claiming to pay tax dollars to torture detainees?

Fascinating.

x3

Don't bellyache at us about Iran, you effing hypocrites!! Our human rights work covers the globe - not just the USA. But the biggest hypocrites of all are HERE.

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