McCain: Too Old to Lead?

Sen. Kerry probably got himself crossed-off of John McCain's VP short list for calling him "confused" - 37 years after he called him a war criminal who burned cattle and raped villages in a fashion reminiscent of Jingus Khan. But if McSame's assertion that reducing troop casualties in Iraq is more important than a timetable for retreat is any indication of his mental state, he's more senile than Ronald Raygun ever was.

One wonders whether McSame is simply too much of a geezer to be the leader of the free world. Let's face it - the Presidency is no job for old men.  A good commander-in-chief must possess the strength and stamina to wake up every morning and do 300 sit ups, jog about 15 miles, stop and do another 700 sit-ups, bench press 500 pounds, jog another 20 miles uphill and backwards, followed by 1600 squat thrusts and 2000 push-ups with a shetland pony strapped to his back, swim 20 laps in the White House pool without surfacing, tow a tractor trailer 30 yards with his teeth, drop and do another 7000 push-ups, and then, with the stroke of a pen, raise taxes and flee Iraq.

Obama may smoke like a chimney, but I know that aside from all that physical exertion he's totally up to the job. McCain, on the other hand, can't even move his arms above shoulder level. That's because while Obama was growing up on the mean streets of Honolulu, McCain was lounging around a hotel in Hanoi.

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[Coonass]

FFFFFIIIIRRRRRSSSSTTTTTT

[Coonass]

??? I thought his arms were stiff from over 20 years of scratching the backs of liberals.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Chomstein, you idiot! You just described Bush's morning regimen exactly*. The only thing you got wrong was, instead of that taxes and Iraq thing, the president ending his daily routine jumping up and down at the top of the stairs at the Philadelphia Museum of Art.


* I'm pretty sure you can be expecting another visit from the Secret Service.

[mandible claw]

Obama is the progressive God!!!11!!

Do you dare to question his morning exercise regimen, and risk his wrath?

Oh wait, you're going to feel his wrath whether you like it or not.

[xxxxliberal]

That would be Mandy who claims to be an Australian??
But who calls himself "patriotic" about America on another thread? Very very odd ...

[Cricket]

Isn't Jean Fraude at least 70 himself? I hear he is collecting Social Security...maybe being a gigolo
doesn't pay as well as it used to. Of course, the man's mind is an Etch-A-Sketch concerning history.

[Bush4Ever]

If you kids don't stop playing that bongo doo-dah hippy jazz music, I'm going to write a missive and have the Pony Express hand-deliver it to President Taft!!

[Bush4Ever]

"2000 push-ups with a shetland pony strapped to his back"

Isn't there a city in the Northwest where you can do 2000 pushups while strapped to the back of a shetland pony...and you know what I'm talkin' about!!

[The Exorcist]

"you can do 2000 pushups while strapped to the back of a shetland pony...and you know what I'm talkin' about!!"

CUE IT UP, FELLAS!

http://www.2guys1horse.com/

[Fist of Etiquette]

And the Clinton foes have begun to fall.

[The Exorcist]

GODDAMN YOU BUSH!

YOU WILL DO ANYTHING TO STEAL VOTES FROM OBAMADINEJAD!!!

[Mumblix Grumph]

What's so hard about that little exercise routine? I do more than that and I work 4 full time jobs each day after school to pay my sister's medical bills.

[Table4Two]

I am still wondering while Sweet Hillary went under Bus {bump,bumb} while Obama was driving through 57 states.

This is not the Kind and Loving Obama that I know. {sniff}

[The Exorcist]

A SPECIAL FATHER'S DAY MESSAGE FROM KKKOMPASSIONATE KKKONSERVATIVE AND ALL-AROUND SENSITIVE GUY, THE EXORCIST

Besides the obvious Bush/Cheney connection, Tim Russert was an overweight workaholic. A genuinely decent guy by all accounts, but an overweight workaholic.

All you Fathers out there and most of you Muthazz need to honor Mr. Russert's untimely demise by getting off your asses and following Chomstein's CIC workout routine. Something Mr. Russert apparently didn't do often enough. You'll probably only get a few hundred reps into it before suffering a heart attack, but you'll feel better about yourself afterwards for trying.

(My name is The Exorcist and I approve of this special Father's Day message)

[I Heart Chomsky]

If Obama is God does that mean Chomsky got a demotion? Is it appropriate to worship both or do we have to choose? I could go either way but a lot of disciples will have a hard time not kneeling at the altar of Noam.

[Bush4Ever]

"McCain: Too Old to Lead?"

Depends

[aurelius]

In light of the above comment, I feel we should just surrender in McCain's pants.

[Im.mad.as.HELL!]

A good commander-in-chief must possess the strength and stamina to wake up every morning and do 300 sit ups, jog about 15 miles, stop and do another 700 sit-ups, bench press 500 pounds, jog another 20 miles uphill and backwards, followed by 1600 squat thrusts and 2000 push-ups with a shetland pony strapped to his back, swim 20 laps in the White House pool without surfacing, tow a tractor trailer 30 yards with his teeth, drop and do another 7000 push-ups, and then. . .

Shit, Larry I will hold your smoke and drink while you show us how.

Maybe Russert tried it yesterday and now we are reading and watching the results. I just was wondering what was his handle on this forum? Was he irish?

NO, NO all in all he could debate and ask fair question (sometimes). One wonders?????
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One as side note you forgot to add "leap tall building with a single bound" . . ."move faster than a speeding train" . . . "LOOK IT'S . . . OBOMA
MCCAIN/HILARY '08

[Coonass]

Only in California . . .

"I could go either way. . ."

You perv - IH Chomsky

[The Exorcist]

ANOTHER SPECIAL AND HEARTFELT FATHER'S DAY MESSAGE FROM KKKOMPASSIONATE KKKONSERVATIVE AND ALL-AROUND SENSITIVE GUY, THE EXORCIST

As the evidence of Bush & Cheney's complicity in Tim Russert's murder grows, I'm reminded of the Wisdom Of Our Fathers, this Father's Day weekend.

There's no doubt that a hard-working guy like Big Russ probably told little Timmy a thousand times while he was growing up that "A little hard work never killed anybody."

Who amongst us didn't hear that a thousand times from our own fathers? But was Big Russ wise enough to add this: "but a lot of Italian sausage smothered in lard and downed with a couple of bottles of red wine will fuck yo ass up."

(My name is The Exorcist and I approve of this special and heartfelt Father's Day message)

[T1]

Poor Russert.

I am not one to spread conspiracy theories but here is what happened.

Russert was going to do an unflattering report on Obama. Then Obama cranked up the infamous Death Bus.

Russert probably heard the roar of Obama’s Bus coming toward him and had a heart attack… and flat-out kicked the bucket.

No blood on Obama’s tires. No muss no fuss.

Liberally speaking, I am not sure if having a common heart attack qualifies one for “death with dignity” but I know getting wrapped around the axel of Obama’s bus certainly should.

[I Heart Chomsky]

Less than 1/2 of 1% of Europeans caused the EU Constitution to die. Ireland should stop their hegemony and welcome majority rule.
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/06/13/europe/union.php

[Intellectual Conservative]

And here is MY contribution to enlightening the American public ..

31 million see this on GOOGLE .. deal with it :)

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And I have absolutely no problem with stating I made this happen. I personally don't care if the lefties scream, beeotch, moan, and even choose another company to buy from :)

Not that I'd sell to them anyway. I have principles :)

[RWing Nut]

Larry misunderstands Obama's Iraq policy. It is not to flee the country. It's the Chernoybl control room operator technique; withdraw the control rods, let the reactor go critical, then reinsert the control rods. Predictably the corporate media focused on the inconveniences caused by the reactor explosion while ignoring the creation of a peaceful, radioactive nature preserve. In 100,000 years or so people will even be able to visit the surrounding area just as they will be able to visit Iraq 100,000 years after the Iranian suitcase nukes peace initiative.

[The Exorcist]

ANOTHER SPECIAL AND HEARTFELT FATHER'S DAY MESSAGE FROM KKKOMPASSIONATE KKKONSERVATIVE AND ALL-AROUND SENSITIVE GUY, THE EXORCIST

I just finished watching Meet The Press as they did a touching tribute to Tim Russert.

There wasn't a dry eye on the panel of demoncrats sitting next to Tom Brokjaw. There also wasn't any mention of the fact that Russert dug his own grave with his teeth. And I have to admit, about half-way through the program I had to take a major-league shit.

(My name is The Exorcist and I approve of this special and heartfelt Father's Day message)