It was a long, hard-fought battle, but with last night's resounding victories, Hillary finally gave a knock-out punch to Hope & Optimism, and is well on her way to defeating Logic & Reason in the general election.
Obama, however, still stubbornly refuses to concede.
"We know this," he told a crowd a rheumy-eyed sheeple after his crushing defeat, "No matter what happens tonight, we have nearly the same delegate lead as we had this morning, and we are on our way to winning this nomination."
That's obviously the Hope talking again. He can deny the truth all he wants, but Hillary has regained her momentum. It's all over for Obama now save for Oprah busting out in song. Perhaps Hillary will take pity on him and give him a job in her cabinet. Maybe she'll even allow him on the same ticket...in a subservient role, of course. If Obama knows what's good for him, he'll put his Hope and his pride aside and step down now, so that Hillary can concentrate her time and her resources on winning in November and becoming the voice of disenfranchised minorities everywhere.
First! After she screws Hope, I guess love conquers all.
Posted by: Cricket | March 05, 2008 at 08:52 PM
Now let me get this straight. Hillery is the best candidate against Bush? Bill? Oprah? Obama? what's his name? what's her name? I'm cornfussed.
Do you have some inside information that the shrub is going to change (there's that operative word) and endorse Ms. Clinton! That would be something to BlameBush!. I heard Obama's speech (only a part of it). He used a lot of flowery adjectives, like one right after another, then added a noun at the end. The audience went nuts. I did not know you could connect all those words together with one noun and make sense.
Stuff like, "We have a strong, diverse, changing, grounded, freedom loving, all encompassing, ethnically rich, patriot focused, constitution living, republican deadening country." AMAZING!
Larry, why don't you volunteer to be Hillary's speech writer? Just a thought? Oh, and thanks for the third thread in three days.
Posted by: Im.mad.as.HELL! | March 05, 2008 at 10:19 PM
Hopeless...
Posted by: camojack | March 05, 2008 at 10:25 PM
If Obama doesn’t stop his hound dog butt biting of Hillary, then there is always Death with dignity.
Let’s get the Clinton machine in high gear. Obama should put himself in the shoes of Vince Foster and then “chill-out” in a national park.
Further, Barack Obama should remember theses names, Hillary, Oprah, Katrina and New Orleans…
And, that an entire limosine full of bloated bodies could happen at any time out of a "natural disaster."
Not a pretty picture.
Remember: It’s not too late. Hillary in ’08!
Posted by: T1 | March 06, 2008 at 12:44 AM
I would just like to remind everyone that Senator Clinton has her own fat lady ready to belt out a tune, so this thing is far from over. The stupid people from my home commonwealth, the next big one in the primaries (unless you count Mississippi, which I don't), could just as easily be distracted by the shiny object that is the Obama candidacy and vote to derail the crushing momentum Hillary built up Tuesday.
I don't know about you, but I don't trust voters any farther than I can throw them. My big hope is that Hillary has a backup plan in case the voting public screws this thing up.
Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | March 06, 2008 at 03:47 AM
I'm hoping for change but you can't change hope by hoping it will change because you have to hope for change before you can change hope.
Posted by: Bush4Ever | March 06, 2008 at 05:27 AM
It's a sad state of affairs when the only people we have to place our hope for change in are inexperienced and or corrupt. However these 2 are the very best that liberalism has to offer......
Posted by: Libby Gone™ | March 06, 2008 at 06:04 AM
Eighth!
That gives me enough delegates to claim I was here first!
Posted by: Che Gaiavera | March 06, 2008 at 06:29 AM
I've got nine, I win!
Posted by: Son of the South | March 06, 2008 at 07:30 AM
did she conquer change too? I don't she can truly claim victory if change is still on the loose. Slaying hope simply doesn't go far enough.
Posted by: Methinks | March 06, 2008 at 08:04 AM
Bush has nothing to do with the economic slow-down, but he'll be blamed for it. The same goes for gas prices.
Everything that could possibly go the dumbocrats way, except for the surge, is going there way. Yet, John McCain is still going to win the presidency because a shrill chick and terrorist-appeasing empty suit are crashing into the mountain.
Further proof that God is a Republican and Dodger is a nun.
Posted by: The Exorcist | March 06, 2008 at 09:01 AM
...a shrill chick and terrorist-appeasing empty suit are crashing into the mountain.
What, Exy? You mean that HOPE and CHANGE is not enough? Dang!
on a serious note...if either Shrillary or Brokeback implement any of their anti-trade policies or if they force lenders to eat all of the cost of the housing market, we'll be staring down the barrel of the 70's again. Remember the 70's? Fun, right.
That's what passes for HOPE and CHANGE in the Dumbocrat party.
Posted by: Methinks | March 06, 2008 at 09:15 AM
if either Shrillary or Brokeback implement any of their anti-trade policies or if they force lenders to eat all of the cost of the housing market, we'll be staring down the barrel of the 70's again. Remember the 70's? Fun, right.
Blah blah blah. Don't get too bogged down by details, youthinks. They don't need results, they just need good intentions and a scapegoat.
Posted by: Che Gaiavera | March 06, 2008 at 09:37 AM
You're right, Che! What was I thinking? I made the same mistake when I didn't take out a mortgage I couldn't afford and leave you, the taxpayer, stuck with the bill. Where's my hope? Where's my change? where's my government cheese?
Posted by: Methinks | March 06, 2008 at 09:59 AM
"Remember the 70's? Fun, right."
Hey, let's not be too sarcastic about the fun-factor of the 70's, MeThang.
For instance, I never once bothered with a condom in the 70's. But during the Reagan era, after he secretly planted crack in the ghetto, he secretly planted AIDS up a homosexual's ass. And, according to Che, he used a horse's penis to do that secret planting.
I've got some questions as to how a horse's penis could "secretly" plant AIDS up a homosexual's ass, especially after seeing Che's Mr. Hands video. Frankly, and I could be wrong here, it doesn't look very subtle to me. I suspect the homosexual might very well have been aware of what was going on when the horse rammed his penis up hys ass. But that's just a guess.
Posted by: The Exorcist | March 06, 2008 at 10:32 AM
You notice that Mr. Hands was filmed with night vision? That's because they were doing it at night. Doesn't get much more sneaky than that.
Posted by: Che Gaiavera | March 06, 2008 at 10:55 AM
Would having a horse's penis shoved up one's arse give one anal cysts? Just wonderin'...
Have a nice day!
SoS
Posted by: Son of the South | March 06, 2008 at 11:06 AM
Ugh. How the hell did we get back on this topic?
Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | March 06, 2008 at 11:57 AM
Ugh. How the hell did we get back on this topic?
which topic? Ray-gun or the reason I'm on the phone to PETA this very moment to right the wrongs we as a society perpetrated against an innocent animal who has rights just like you and me? I'm taking this all the way to the supreme court. I'm going for the full monty too - animal voting rights. If Democrats can vote, so should Mister Ed.
Posted by: Methinks | March 06, 2008 at 12:15 PM
You got that right, MeThang.
I don't know what's gotten up Fisty's ass but he's got a lot to learn about being a progressyve if he's in any way sickened by the thought of mammal-to-mammal love of any kind.
Posted by: The Exorcist | March 06, 2008 at 12:23 PM
Tell me about it, Exy! Next Fisty will be saying that there's something wrong with NAMBLA.
Posted by: Methinks | March 06, 2008 at 12:26 PM
"Next Fisty will be saying that there's something wrong with NAMBLA"
Oh, thems fightin words if I ever heard em!
Fricken intolerant fascist! I wish I knew where he parked his Hummer so I could smash a brick though the window and light the damn thing on fire. Maybe toss a few extra tires on it first, just to make sure it burns a good long time. That'll teach the eco-unfriendly Reich-Winger a lesson he won't soon forget.
Posted by: The Exorcist | March 06, 2008 at 12:35 PM
Would having a horse's penis shoved up one's arse give one anal cysts?
Like you wouldn't fucking believe!!!
Fuggin butt-humpers!
Ah well, without them, I'd be out of a job.
Posted by: Talking Butt Cyst | March 06, 2008 at 01:06 PM
Yes, another commentary on incompetence by the USMC.
Almost seven years ago I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as our government underwent a peaceful transition of power.
At first, I felt a swell of pride and patriotism as I watched George W. Bush take his oath of office. However, all that pride quickly vanished as I later watched the Clintons board Air Force One for the last time.
I saw 21 Marines, in full dress uniform, with rifles fire a 21-gun salute to the outgoing President and first lady. It was then that I realized how far America 's military had deteriorated under the Clinton administration.
Every last one of them missed.
Posted by: feelthelove | March 06, 2008 at 01:23 PM
That'll teach the eco-unfriendly Reich-Winger a lesson he won't soon forget.
...which reminds, me - I gotta run. We're torching some newly constructed houses tonight to help our suffering mother earth.
Posted by: Methinks | March 06, 2008 at 01:27 PM