In the early morning hours of Sunday, March 23, twelve Muslim men met quietly at a mosque in the Iraqi province of Diyala, perhaps to bid their final farewells to friends and family. Their nose hairs trimmed, monobrows plucked, and testicles cleanly shaven in accordance with Holy Quran, they had prepared themselves to make a dignified journey into the afterlife. Suddenly, and without even reading them their rights, Coalition Forces stormed the building and gunned them down in cold blood.
Where is the outrage?
Most of us would be appalled if U.S. soldiers burst in and mowed down our ailing grandmother just as Dr. Kevrokian was hooking her up to his wonderful gizmo. Yet no one bats an eye when it happens to TWELVE innocent - and let's not forget suicidal men. If the gung-ho, trigger-happy, baby-killing fascists had just practiced a little self-restraint and waited another hour or two, they could've saved themselves a lot of time and valuable ammo. But thanks to our troops, twelve members of the Muslim community were denied Death With Dignity, and 876 virgins are now standing in the unemployment line.
FIRST!
Posted by: Janny_banned_from_Nora's_site_Mae | March 27, 2008 at 05:36 PM
“Six of the terrorists killed had shaved their bodies, which is consistent with final preparation for suicide operations,” Danielson said.
I guess Major Winfield Danielson has never been to a Chippendales, otherwise if what he claims is true, last night I was stuffing singles in the g-strings of some well-oiled suicide bombers down at my local, um, club.
Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | March 27, 2008 at 06:16 PM
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking
Posted by: Dr Evil | March 27, 2008 at 06:32 PM
Didn't John Edwards shave his body before posing for the Marilyn Monroe photo shoot?
I heard he was packing, now I guess I can believe it.
Posted by: Che Gaiavera | March 27, 2008 at 06:36 PM
Related to the 4000 grim milestone,
... ... ...
from CTV.ca
Thu. Mar. 27 2008
9:04 AM ET
Drug-resistant Staph killed 2,300 Canadians in 2006
... ... ...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure less American soldiers died in Iraq in 2006 than Canadians died from drug-resistant Staph in 2006...
We lose more people in our hospitals from one pathogen
in one year
than you lose soldiers in Iraq !!!
What should Canada do?
Pull out of this quagmire?
Posted by: Friend of USA | March 27, 2008 at 06:43 PM
I not only have the burka concession at Heathrow, I will be branching out into body waxing for our
insurgencyfreedom fighters. I wonder if they will squeal like a girl when they get that bikiniwax. Then again, they might be using Baldo.
Posted by: Pink Turbaned Progressyve For Peace | March 27, 2008 at 07:10 PM
Pull out of this quagmire?
Not until you're finished.
Giggety.
Posted by: Cheney W. Halliburton | March 27, 2008 at 07:11 PM
Are we sure it was not Ron Jeremy and some of his pals getting ready for a scene?
Posted by: yojoe | March 27, 2008 at 08:37 PM
Yes how insensitive.
They should have disarmed them (not the vests). Then asked them nicely to count to three and all punch the buttons at once when the were ready. Of course have the woman and children close by (within frag distance). So they could all be together forever.
You have to watch the religious niceties you know.
Posted by: Im.mad.as.HELL! | March 27, 2008 at 08:56 PM
In keepyng yn lyne wyth wonderful Progressyve standards of morality heres THIS item ..
"Man claims to speak Australian after claiming he'd been raped by a Wombat"
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,342099,00.html
Now, I love the last line ... the proisecutor said alcohol was a big part of this guy's life ..
GEE, YA THINK??
What I wanna know is this ... if alcohol played a role, did he try to get the wombat drunk?
I could go SO many places with this :)
Posted by: Intellectual Conservative | March 27, 2008 at 10:24 PM
Stole their thunder, did they?
Posted by: camojack | March 28, 2008 at 01:05 AM
"I could go SO many places with this :)"
You could? And what on earth has it got to do with 'wonderful Progressyve standards', even in satirical terms?
Posted by: me4 | March 28, 2008 at 02:46 AM
You know who shaves his body? Chomsky. I don't know why. It is just his thing.
Posted by: I Heart Chomsky | March 28, 2008 at 04:17 AM
He needs to do that in world swimming competitions. And it's also useful when paragliding. Not only is his brain very fit, but he's athletic too.
Posted by: paul | March 28, 2008 at 04:35 AM
In terms of satire? Good grief. You can't be that humor impaired...oh wait. This YOU we are talking about. Never mind. If you have to have it explained even after hanging out here all this time, you are not only stupid, you are ignorant of one of the most basic tenets of left wing thought: We are victims and therefore need the state to save us from ourselves. We will be acted upon instead of acting for ourselves, and if our actions are not acceptable, we will be punished by the state. Everyone has to bounce their ball at precisely the same time and in the same manner. An aberration, such being molested by a wombat would never happen.
Posted by: feelthelove | March 28, 2008 at 05:27 AM
'An aberration, such being molested by a wombat would never happen.' - genius
Nor did it happen. But your 'satirical' comment was hysterically funny. Not ...
Posted by: me4 | March 28, 2008 at 06:33 AM
A butt pimple popping loss!
Did Michael Moore’s “freedom fighters” pluck the hairs from their anal orifice before starting this mission? If not then they should have!
US troops can smell un-shaven anal hair a mile away. They were easy targets for Bush’s desert brown shirts.
Obama should have warned them. The DNC must have closer coordination between them…
Where is the Al Jazeera TV crews and Ophra windbag when you need them?
Posted by: Talking Toaster | March 28, 2008 at 07:25 AM
But your 'satirical' comment was hysterically funny. Not ... - Syphilitic Whore
And yet....you hang on every word. Syphilis is an ugly disease - especially at the stage you're in when you go insane. Anyone who fucks you has my sympathy.
Posted by: Methinks | March 28, 2008 at 07:34 AM
Did Michael Moore’s “freedom fighters” pluck the hairs from their anal orifice before starting this mission? If not then they should have!
Well, I heard that Michael Moore volunteered to pluck their ass hairs for them. Such a patriot, that one.
Posted by: Methinks | March 28, 2008 at 07:35 AM
"Anyone who fucks you has my sympathy."
And anyone who relies on your economic projections has mine. Big-time.
Posted by: me4 | March 28, 2008 at 09:59 AM
"I suspect that the current onslaught of a-holes is at least partly as a result of me making some more posts on, poor, sick, innocent little Nora's blog."--Fanny (on the Grim Milestone thread)
Now why would you bother doing something like that? Cos you're getting your ass kicked here??
Posted by: me4 | March 28, 2008 at 10:09 AM
I see no evidence of Janny getting her 'ass kicked' here. You, on the otter heiny, have run away when confronted with your idiocy and lack of evidence.
Posted by: feelthelove | March 28, 2008 at 10:44 AM
Now why would you bother doing something like that? Cos you're getting your ass kicked here??
Posted by: sockpuppet v 20.1| March 28, 2008 at 10:09 AM
Hardly. I'm tired of Nora getting away with blatant lies. Since you've been posting the same old tired BS here that you've been posting for the last two plus years, it hardly constitutes anything of significance...except of course in your own twisted little mind.
Posted by: Janny_banned_from_Nora's_site_Mae | March 28, 2008 at 10:52 AM
And anyone who relies on your economic projections has mine. Big-time. - Syphilitic Whore
I don't make predictions, cyst. I know that blessed as you are with a single-digit IQ, it's hard for you to distinguish between a prediction and another wart on your twat, so I'll overlook it. But I'm sure you know how much the sympathy of a diseased whore means to the average person. Oh, wait...that would take at least a low double-digit IQ!
Posted by: Methinks | March 28, 2008 at 11:14 AM
"it's hard for you to distinguish between a prediction and another wart on your twat, so I'll overlook it."
They don't call her the Co-Exorcist for nothin'.
Posted by: The Exorcist | March 28, 2008 at 11:36 AM