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Cheney W. Halliburton

The moon is approximately 238,857 miles from the George Bush Intercontinental Airport.

In light of this, I feel we should surrender on the moon.

Im.mad.as.HELL!

Just for the record Jesus also said;

Luk 22:36
"But now," he said, "take your money and a traveler's bag. And if you don't have a sword, sell your clothes and buy one!"
Mat 10:34
"Don't imagine that I came to bring peace to the earth! No, I came to bring a sword."

So as far as I can tell it is hunting season.

I wounder if the guy in Texas was a Christian? He shot dead two poor undocumented career criminal trying to make ends meet with TV's, cameras, jewelry, electronic equipment, etc from his neighbors. He was doing what he had read 'look out for you neighbor'.

Latest word is that people are threating him.

Justa Joe

Don't worry, Lar. The rest of the liberal Stream Media are in the process of newsboarding this broad even as you post. See below for our latest talking points.

Jeanne Assam "fired because of a 'truthfulness issue'"
westallen.typepad.com/idealawg/2007/12/jeanne-assam-fi.html

Che Glockvera

Minneapolis police department... Did Bush have her fired for her role in the Larry Craig thing?

kb

Actually, Christians with guns kill people. LONG history of Christians killing other folks. Well, I mean, they CALL themselves Christians anyway. There are even Christians killing for God now in Iraq.

Justa Joe

"...LONG history of Christians killing other folks" - hbg

Did you have your political awakening while hanging out at the Barber Shop?

www.barbershopthemovie.com

Praise be to Allah

feelthelove

I saw that report. It wasn't God, it was hunger pangs. She was coming down off
a three day fast and told this guy to surrender. She just wanted to get to the donuts
and coffee...after all, she was a cop. And now you know.

feelthelove

Of course, let us not forget the Mooselimbs who are doing Salazar Slytherin'sSatan's Allah's noble work of killing kaffir
infidels who let gays run around in San Francisco.

The Exorcist

"Actually, Christians with guns kill people. LONG history of Christians killing other folks. Well, I mean, they CALL themselves Christians anyway. There are even Christians killing for God now in Iraq."

Was the man that Assam murdered mentally disturbed? Perhaps. Did he hate Christians? Who Doesn't?

Bill Dungsroman

Actually, ONLY Christians with guns kill people. LONG history of ONLY Christians killing other folks. Well, I mean, they CALL themselves Christians anyway. There are ONLY Christians killing for God now in Iraq.

FTFY. Just needed a little tidying up to be fully presentable as a progressive soundbyte. Now we just need to send it to Stuart Smalley for broadcast on his truthy radio station.

Im.mad.as.HELL!

@KB

I would not call a Muslim, Christian. They get a little upset when you call them that and calling them Joos goes over big even less. They tend to blow themselves up killing a lot of people for God allah.

As Larry satirically left out this is all a defensive action.

John 15:8
When the world hates you, remember it hated me before it hated you.

feelthelove

well, the gunman died of a self inflicted wound. I guess the humiliation of being taken out by a girl was too much for him. I suggest re education for all males who
suffer this sort of gender discrimination and when they are told to surrender by a doughnut starved female police officer who can swear like a Marine, they had just better do it and get taken alive so they can tell the world how victimized they are.
Or something like that.

Dodger

Now I'm worried. I live about 8 miles from George Bush Intercontinental Airport.
Am I in danger?
Is there someone I can surrender to?

Intellectual Conservative

Surrender to Noam Chomsky?

Or Kropotkin?

LOL

By the way .. that lady who took down the shooter is a hottie ... she looks damn good for being 42, and I say that BEING 42 :)

T1

This is what happens when you have a “gun free” zone and all but two people don’t play by the rules.

This is unlike V-Tech, where you have “gun free” zone and one person has a gun (well possibly two – but who is counting).

I think Larry has made his point.

Konrad

"Right-Wing Evangelical fascist gunned down an emotionally distraught man in a Colorado Springs Megachurch last weekend."
You throw that fascist thing out there quite liberally. Do you even know what that word means? What about her actions make her a fascist?
If you were somewhere and all your friends were getting gunned down and you could be next, if you had a gun i suppose you wouldn't help. If you wouldn't you are a pathetic weak excuse for a person(however,that is allready obvious from your silly pseudo-rage filled rant you got on this pathetic site).
"Was the man that Assam murdered mentally disturbed? Perhaps. Did he hate Christians? Who Doesn't? But did he deserve to be executed by a militant Jesus freak? Absolutely not."
That statement is beyond stupid,and beyond me explaining why. Even you can't be this retarded.WOW!
I would point out more stupid things you said, but what's the point? You are clearly incapable of understanding anything outside of your liberal "what to think & who to blame" textbooks.

EVEN GOD CAN'T HELP YOU, MAN. Don't get help , don't pray, just kill yourself. Do it....now....Seriously


Konrad

I just read a little more of this site. i can only assume it is a joke.I kind of feel stupid now. haha

Konrad

I just read a little more of this site. i can only assume it is a joke.I kind of feel stupid now. haha

Fist of Etiquette

I also get incontinental at airports sometimes. The elder George Bush has nothing to be ashamed of.

Libby Gone™

Konrad,
This is no joke and not to be taken lightly. You intellectually stymied joos need to keep to yourselves and leave us progressyves to our superior culture. #ell, I bet the BUSCH even loaded the maniacal transvestites (had to be, it was attractive, progressyve women are spiritual, not attractive)gun.

TeatsOfFatima

Konrad, don't feel bad or stupid. The only people who need to feel stupid are keepinghisheaduphisass and megatwat because they don't 'get it' at all and want to duct tape our fingers together for writing satire that personally offends them.

Daryl Dragon

Good Gaia Lar, if you ever compare my very most numberest one-est song of all time and space in the universe favorably to anything reeemotely KKKristian again, why I'll, I'll....well, I'll just have to sic my mustache on you fella!

Dave

Just like a KKKhristian not to use diplomacy and just go right to killing someone that was speaking/shooting truth to power and has a legitimate problem with a hate-filled, bigoted religion.

I'm having some Tee-shirts printed up with the saying "Who would jesus shoot?". I plan to sell them on my "Jump Little Eichmanns" Jump" winter concert tour.

This is not news. Now if a REAL bigot attacked a mosque and shot peacefilled-tolerant Islamic worshippers we would have a REAL story on our hands.And more proof that ameriKKKa is a dark place filled with religious bigotry. Our three top democratic front runners could show their solidarity with Islam by doing the following:

Obama: Offer to saw off the head of any enemy that Islamic leaders select. TAKE THE WAR TO THE INFIDEL!!

Hillary: Wear a berka and follow Sharia Law to the letter for a full year.

Edwards: Denounce Gays. Throw some rocks at them. Even if you throw like a girl. Bulid a wall and push it over on some who are tied down.(they seem to like that sort of thing)

Intellectual Conservative

Here's a gent who REALLY stands behind his product .. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C9aiWr0Vfg

Dangerous Dave

Dave, you're corrupted. Berka for a year? Why should she get off so easy? Do they make a berka-ized pantsuite?

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