The term "Ugly American" is typically applied to arrogant Westerners who travel abroad and refuse to respect the customs and traditions of the places they visit. This phenomenon is especially prevalent in Muslim nations where American travelers think they have a right to commit unspeakable crimes - such as chewing bubble gum on Tuesday in the presence of an unmarried woman, or wearing their underwear on the outside of their pants - without paying any consequences for their actions.
British teacher Gillian Gibbons probably thought the Sudanese people would be grateful to her for educating their children and injecting a little bit of hope into their miserable lives - but she would soon learn the error of her arrogant ways. As tolerant as Muslims are of other cultures and religions, they rarely receive the same courtesy from Westerners in return. When Gibbons encouraged her students to name a teddy bear after the Prophet Mohammed in total defiance of the Holy Quran's scriptural bloodlust for plush toys, it was the last in a long succession of infidel straws. She was arrested and faced a punishment of 100 lashes. The sentence was later reduced to 40 lashes when it was revealed that she had never been raped. The sentence was reduced even further after the trial - 15 days in jail and permanent barring from FAO Schwartz, Khartoum.
Some may consider her punishment "barbaric", but Muslim culture is in many ways more advanced and compassionate than our own - as proven by the Sudanese President graciously granting Gibbons a full pardon. The teddy bear, however, was ceremonially beheaded live on Al Jazeera this afternoon. Angry crowds then dragged him from his cell and hung him from a construction crane, where he was disemboweled, dismembered, and burned alive as prescribed by the Holy Quran.
Gibbons flies back to London tonight having never served a single day of her sentence, blissfully ignorant of the irreparable damage she has done to both her nation's reputation, and the deep friendship shared between Muslims and Christians everywhere.
She may be British, but in the eyes of the world Leeza Gibbons is the ugliest American of them all.
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Yeah...but you actually have to read KidBitch's rants and life is too short. I'm thinking you'll have a hard time marketing this game outside of San Fransisco.
Posted by: Methinks | December 05, 2007 at 05:36 AM
Yes, if you read with pints you miss finessed nuances like the stain being removed...the stain of Israel and the regime occupying Jerusalem.
Posted by: feelthelove | December 05, 2007 at 09:22 AM
McWhore is out of Ireland for a while?
Look at the bright side - maybe its plane will crash!
Posted by: Methinks | December 05, 2007 at 09:27 AM
Methinks, as must as I detest the whore's politics and thought processes...not to mention her hypocritical standards, a plane
crash isn't something I would wish on anyone.
Not that I blame you for thinking it...it is perfectly understandable given our level of progressyve communication and feeling.
Let us hope that she is detained for awhile; can't get back online and forgets about us and finds another obsessive interest.
Posted by: xxxliberal | December 05, 2007 at 12:11 PM
GOOD GAIA HAVE YOU HEARD? Another mall shooting, this time in Nebraska. How far was the mall from the Omaha Airport, and was Marlin Perkins harmed?
Posted by: feelthelove | December 05, 2007 at 02:22 PM
How far was the mall from the Omaha Airport, and was Marlin Perkins harmed?
Sadly, I am old enough to get that reference. The feeling is mutual, feelthelove!
Posted by: JannyMae | December 05, 2007 at 03:10 PM
Heh. I kid you not, I clicked on to MSN news and there, in black and white, the mall is in a town which is home to Offut Air Force Base and the shooter was wearing an 'Army green' jacket. Connect.the.dots. Marlin Perkins is dead. I guess after having survived so many snake bites, he just couldn't handle old age.
Posted by: feelthelove | December 05, 2007 at 03:17 PM
I am not knowing why you Westerners always claim that we peaceful men of Islam...I HATE YOU!! I KILL YOU!!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!! I CUT OFF YOU HEAD!!! I KILL MYSELF TO SHOW YOU HOW SMART I ARE!!!
Posted by: MuhammadAllah | December 06, 2007 at 06:13 PM
Muhammed Allah, could you just please tell us what you want? Rush Limbaugh thrown into a volcano? Britney Spears? Oh, wait she's not a virgin. My bad.
Posted by: feelthelove | December 07, 2007 at 03:43 AM
It's a good thing this didn't happen in America, in an intolerant Cristian school. Those hate spewing KKKristians would have hit up Bush and Cheney on speed dial and have them waterboarded and shot for disrespecting thier beloved prophet.
Posted by: flowers4all | December 18, 2007 at 01:50 AM
Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the
most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busy-bodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those that torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. --C.S. Lewis
Posted by: feelthelove | December 19, 2007 at 05:43 AM
She a lucky lady Ms Gibbons.
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