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Hillary Unwittingly Photographed Gazing Boldly Into the Dawn of a Brand New Day

I was doing some research tonight for an upcoming post on Hillary's revolutionary Health Care Reform Plan, when I stumbled across something that made me all tingly in my tummy.

Behold!

Takes your breath away, doesn't it? Forget about that ghastly thing hanging behind her, just focus your eyes on Hillary. Is there any doubt in your mind that this womyn has what it takes to lead this country?

Kudos to Reuters, CNN, the AP, and other esteemed news outlets for upholding the high journalistic standard of ALWAYS photographing Hillary either in Susan B. Anthony profile, or boldly gazing into the horizon as if bravely greeting the dawn of a brand new day.

It's no easy task getting shots of her such as these, either. The angle requires kneeling down at her feet, and there's always about 5 or 6 photographers from the New York Times already down there. Plus, Hillary is notoriously camera-shy and tends to avoid posing for a media that has all too often abused the honor of capturing her angelic visage. Far too many conservative rags out there reveal their obvious political bias by publishing photographs of our once and future President with her 5 o'clock shadow, or with her eyes bugging out like she was just goosed by Marty Feldman. But inspiring images such as these portray Hillary as she truly is: defiant in the face of the Vast, Right-Wing Conspiracy against her, yet filled with hope for a better, brighter America where every citizen and undocumented worker alike has free Health Care, free college tuition, free housing, free-range chickens, and a photo of Big H in their wallets in order to get a job.

You'll certainly never see photos like this of Bush in the paper unless he stages them.

October 02, 2007 | Permalink

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Thought you could sneak one by us, Lar?

I gotta say, this photo is a great testament to her universal health care initiative--women in public performing their own mammograms? You go, girl!

Posted by: stoorat | October 03, 2007 at 09:37 PM

*falls at Hil's feet*

Oh to look like thee, how much more better I would be.

I know, my poetry is almost as beautiful as sHillary. Makes you weep with the beauty and grandeur of it all, or gag a little. Either one is ok, nobody's judging here.

Posted by: Kinky Bee | October 04, 2007 at 12:15 AM

He is so striking, I wish I were a gay male! Powerful thighs, Masculine flat chest, and just enough facial hair to give me goose bumps of desire. I'd vote for him anyday. Mr. Hilliary you go guy!

Posted by: Libby Gone™ | October 04, 2007 at 07:43 AM

As she taps her breast pocket, she is thinking, "How do I convert this Chinese currency; he must have slipped me about 45 or 50 thousand dollars worth."

Posted by: Martin Edward | October 04, 2007 at 08:10 AM

what class!!!! hill is so modest she's hiding her seventh purple heart medal. eat your heart out "6 purple hearts kerry"

Posted by: baby injurer | October 04, 2007 at 08:58 AM

Notice the acute angle and out of square the frame is. This could be caused by two things happening.

One, the mad rush of paparazzi pushing and crawling at one another to get the (Big Bucks) picture. Photoshoped, to remove the blur as the jerk and his camera are driven into the ground by the hordes. Causing such a stir that the band playing the national anthem misses a quarter beat.

Two, an innocent admirer getting throttled with the butt of an Uzi by a black boot secret service agent as curses are yelled into his ear piece by former Pres. Bill in the security van.

You know its all about image. I downloaded the image and painted a mustash and it looks pretty good!

Posted by: Im.mad.as.HELL! | October 04, 2007 at 01:31 PM

Reminds me of the tilted view we always got of the villains' hideout on the 1960s "Batman" TV show.

I always knew she was a villain.

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Posted by: salvatorrfgjjz | October 06, 2007 at 05:38 AM

Aaawww...that just looks...weird. Like she's doing a self exam.

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Posted by: stoorat | October 06, 2007 at 04:30 PM

What. The. Hell????

How long has this been here? You may have successfully hidden this post from me for the past week, but I doubt you fooled the CIA spooks for that long (which I assume is your angle). They're on to you.

Anyway, you're right about one thing, that flag is sooooo gauche! Who puts primary colors together like that anyway? Why can't we be less like the English and more like the French?

Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | October 09, 2007 at 05:01 PM

That "ghastly thing behind her" remark was brilliant Larry, as usual.

Posted by: Arbiter | October 10, 2007 at 12:24 PM

You think she staged that to look like George C. Scott? Can we hear his monologue from Patton roll forth?

Posted by: feelthelove | October 10, 2007 at 12:56 PM