Rush Limbaugh's Anal Cysts Attack Our Idiot Troops

Let me preface this post by reminding everyone that Rush Limbaugh has anal cysts, and he is therefore prohibited by law from having any opinion on the war that contradicts my own. So while I'm a strong believer in a First Amendment right to Free Speech tempered with a Democrat-crafted Doctrine of Fairness, I was so outraged by Fatty Pillpopper's verbal assault on our babykilling troops that I canceled the weekly flag-burning rally at Camp Larry to voice my anger over his remarks.

Rush McFatso Limbaugh, for those of you who haven't already been told what to think of him, is a right-wing, hate-mongering hater who uses The People's Airwaves to spew his vile hate-speech into the primitive, insect brains of the dittohead masses. Anyone who listens to his hateful tirades risks becoming one of his mindless neo-con herd. Thank Goddess we have Democrat leaders like Harry Reid to listen to Limbaugh's show for us and whittle his entire 3-hour program down to two words.

For your own safety, I won't repeat those two words here. Suffice it to say that Limbaugh, who has anal cysts, launched an unspeakable attack on our beloved troops. You know who I'm talking about: the baby-killing, Quran-mishandling, hired guns for Halliburton who only joined the service because they were too poor or too stupid to get into an Ivy League college of John Kerry's choosing, or simply because they wanted to rape and murder innocent civilians for kicks.

I guess this dispels once and for all the right-wing myth that conservatives support the troops more than liberals do. Aside from the Butchers of Haditha, the Sadists of Abu Ghraib, the Lap Dancers of Gitmo, unscrupulous recruiters, military leaders who don't enjoy gay sex, the entire United States Marine Corps, anyone who has ever killed someone in combat, and any right-wing shill who speaks out in favor of the war - liberals have nothing but huggles and kissies for those who wear the uniform. Especially those who are immune to Bush's jingoist brainwashing.

So it's especially infuriating that Limbaugh should attack soldiers who openly criticize Bush's illegal and immoral war, as those are the only kinds of troops who deserve and have the respect of progressives everywhere. So much so that we won't humiliate them by checking their credentials before we wheel them out to denounce the U.S.'s imperialist acts of aggression.

AND THE NEOCON CHICKENHAWKS HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL US UNPATRIOTIC!!!!

Comments

[The Exorcist]

Bullseye!

[USCitizen]

I can't tell if you are serious, but I do know funny when I read it!

[Spinning Olive]

I had an anal cyst once and it was a son of a bitch. I can understand why that guy is so cranky. Seriously, one anal cyst and you'd turn into a conservative talk show icon too.
SO

[The Exorcist]

"Seriously, one anal cyst and you'd turn into a conservative talk show icon too."

Two anal cysts and you'd turn into a Democratic Ticket.

[Thomas]

Three anal cysts and you'd not have sex with that woman.

[Intellectuial Conservative]

Doesn't Harry Reid's head remind you of an infrected anal cyst?

Or was that Howard Dean? Michael Moore? Babs Boxer? They're all so .. interchangable

[camojack]

Anal cysts...or analysts?

[T1]

So while I'm a strong believer in a First Amendment right to Free Speech tempered with a Democrat-crafted Doctrine of Fairness –Liberal Larry

So am I – until the Repugs cross the line by letting Rush Limbaugh on the air.

That’s when we have to fairly apply the doctrine of suppression of speech.

Further, we should not let any person who has imbibed alcohol or taken drugs to be speaking or writing in public.

Finally, I want to know when the government is going to start providing free Thai sticks, bongs, coke, and hypodermic needles to the less fortunate – like me.

Sweet Hillary please do something!

[Hemp Flower]

I agree with with T1, the first amendment was never intended for any hate speech or views to the right of Stalin, it was clearly designed to inform people about abortion, and crimes about our troops.

[DonnieDarko]

Is Dodger going to say it or should I?

[stoorat]

Is Dodger going to say it or should I?

Oh no you don't! That phrase is Dodger's trademark, and unless you want to be on the receiving end (am I the only one who gets HAWT when I read those two words?) of a frivolous but totally justified MoveOn-esque lawsuit, you won't mention anything relating to "Iraq," "surrender," or "light."

[Dangerous Dave]

Rush Limbaugh's behavior has been unacceptable for years now. Did you know he gives free subscriptions of his newsletter to our murdurous thug troops? What kind of idiot supports those who murder babies, and, in the words of Jesse Macbeth, a patriotic soldier who actually answered the calling and went to fight for his country, unlike pill popper high as a kite Rush, hang innocent civilian Muslims from the rafters of their mosques? This is unbelievble. Rush needs to denounce the murdering thug troops NOW or face the fairness doctrine. If he won't, he should be taken off the air.

[Arbiter]

Rush Limbaugh has killed more people with his anal cysts than Ted Kennedy has killed with his car.

(or is it the other way around?)

[Arbiter]

Rush Limbaugh's anal cysts don't care about black people.

[The Exorcist]

Coincidentally, black people don't care about Rush Limbaugh's anal cysts either.

[Justa Joe]

Rush Limbaugh or Rush Betraugh...

Hold on. Let me work on this some more.

[Dodger]

Well, I WAS thinking it last night.

In light of these cysts, I feel we should just surrender in Iraq.

[Beverly]

I must say I agree with everything Lib Lar has to say about Rush's analcysts. However, since I am not a repuke I cannot claim to be lib lar's ditto head.

[Dangerous Dave]

Jesse Macbeth: Hero. Rush Limbaugh: Zero. Fuck you Rush!

[Arbiter]

"Aww don’t feel noways tired. I’ve come too faarrr from where I started frum…Aww culd have listened all day luung"

-President Pre-Elect Hillary Clinton

Rush Limbaugh has a phony conservative accent!!!!

[Im.mad.as.HELL!]

I think I know one of the words but I be damned if I can think of the other one.

OH!!! OH!!!

"Bush's Fault"

AH!!!

And I think they should take Rush of Arm Forces Radio.

OH!!!
I think they are...(not sarcasm)

[Fist of Etiquette]

The "phony soldiers" are really the ones that are too cowardly to stand up to Bush by ignoring orders to participate in this illegal and immoral war for oil. They are the ones that mindlessly go to Iraq with the sole purpose of killing as many civilians as their leaders will let them (which, if Reuters is any indication, is a whole bunch).

I don't care which Democrat gets elected in ought-eight, but if whomever it is doesn't make her first official act to appoint Lieutenant Hakuna Watada as Secretary of Defense, I will personally throw a hissy-fit the likes of which the world has never seen.

[Seattle Greenie Left of You]

Tazer this - F*CK BU$H

Or some such thing like that.

I can't understand why people demand that we read what people actually did or said. I know the facts when I hear what I want to hear.

[DonnieDarko]

Well if Dodger won't say it I'll say it anyway for him and let the legal cards lie where they fall...\

In light of Rush Limbaugh's Anal Cysts I think we should surrender in Iraq!!

[Dodger]

Uh...