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Aussie Progressyve

First - Who'd a thunk it all the way down here away from the progressyve heartland. My life's ambition has been realised.

Beverly

2nd OMG I never thought I could be this early on a post. nothing important to say though

Im.mad.as.HELL!

LOL Beverly

Neither was Larry's comments.

Im.mad.as.HELL!

There was another country that went down this socialist rout of the government taking care of everything from cradle to grave. Early on all of the world's elite thought it was very sheik, forward thinking and progressive to do this for its people. It knew better than its people what they needed and what work was best for them. It lasted for seventy years. Can you guess what the country is??

Intellectual Conservative

Let's see now ...

Soviet Union ... failed experiment in cradle to grave crap not to mention State Socialism .. check
Eastern Europe ... Eastern Bloc also fell ... check
Sweden, Germany, France, et al: all in varying stages of disrepair due to the same cradle to grave stupidity .... check

Oh and did I mention most of the 'socially advanced, socially conscious' countries that do this stuff come crying to the US when they need to have their nads pull out of the wringer?

Check, again.

Oh, and I notice KB hasn't surfaced in a recent thread after I called him on the Nietzsche thing.

The Exorcist

Who gives a shit about any other country that lasted 70 years, 70 minutes or 70 seconds. There's only one number-one and we're it. And when Hillary goes down in flames in November 2008, the rest of the world will be reminded of who occupies 1st Place.

HA HA HA HA HA!!! DUMBOCRATS CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT! $5,000 FOR HAVING A BABY BY A GUY WHOSE NAME YOU CAN'T REMEMBER? HA HA HA HA HA!! HOW ABOUT SOCIALIZED HEALTH-CARE WHILE WE'RE AT IT? HA HA HA HA HA!!

Dodger

In light of this, I feel we should just surrender in Iraq.

Im.mad.as.HELL!

Hey, Hey!

Its been a number of years since I was in school but I could use that $5000 about now. Were are the forms I need to fill out to apply. I know I'm not one of those rich bastards that are going to get to pay for this.

Intellectual Conservative

Classic liberal double standards. We expect everyone to live up to our ideals, and we will use the coercive power of the State to force you to be generous. It doesn't matter how well or how poorly someone else raises their kids. We will force you to support them.

I know this much - for my daughter at least, and maybe my son if my wife and I choose to bring another little one into this world - she will be raised to have common sense. She will use her brain, and use facts and logic. Which will mean she won't be a good candidate for voting Democrat.

She's already ahead of the curve. Thirteen weeks old, and she's already teething and watching Baby Einstein videos. That's going to be one very intelligent Republican lady when she grows up.

Oh, and she'll be a Mormon too, KB :)

T1

It takes a Village to Raise a Child, you know… That’s why President Hillary Clinton, in her divine generosity, will be giving every child who manages to slip through the cracks of Roe v. Wade a $5,000 savings bond towards a college education. –Liberal Larry

I concur.

In fact, not only free college education but mandatory Kama Sutra classes are necessary to balance the Metro Sexual Sociological Scales!

Also, government funded Thai sticks would be very conducive to the overall program.

...And, possibly free MTV.

stoorat

Oh, that's great. I hope there's some sort of oversight in place to prevent conservatards from using that 5 grand to put their kids through some podunk kkkonservative/kkkristian kkkollege.

The $5,000/head would be better spent on pre-school sex ed. Mark my words, sending them to kkkollege will only end in tears, as some of them will begin learning how to think.

Aussie Progressyve

What's the deal with the ryght wyngers on this thread - take your hate crymes somewhere else - I was first poster on this thread and I don't want the memory ruined by a bunch of knuckle dragging bush-Tards

Bush4Ever

Who gets the $5K? The Baby Momma or The Baby Daddy? Do they have to be actually married or something archaic like that? And can you trade that money in for food or other things you might need to make it through the nightmare of Bu$Hitler's AmeriKKKa?

civilan

Why don't they just make colleges lower their tuitions?

Fist of Etiquette

I certainly hope that the five thou payout is contingent on attendance to an approved university. I'll be damned if I'm going to shell out for some little prick to go to Oral Roberts, Thomas More or - God forbid - Brigham Young.

DoubleU

The parents will be charged a $5000 processing fee per child.

The Exorcist

OH MY GAIA! THEY JUST INVENTED A NEW DRUG FOR DEMOCRATS ONLY!!!

WARN YOUR CHILDREN AS THIS IS ALREADY BEING USED ON SCHOOL PLAYGROUNDS AND COLLEGE CAMPUSES, ESPECIALLY NEAR THE SANDBOXES.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdWqNEboJe4

stoorat

Great find, Exy--I'm off to lay in a year's supply! Do pharmacies accept food stamps, or weed as barter?

Now all we need to do is find someone who's heart is bigger than their head to sneak a little of that into the water supply!

Who's ready to step up and be a hero here, folks?

Justa Joe

Why don't they just make colleges lower their tuitions? - Civilian

It is more likely that the tuitions will instantly go up by $5K. Those Subarus and Volvos aren't free... Ya know?

Methinks

EXACTLY, Larry.

Meanwhile....does anybody know how much your family income has to be for you to qualify as THE EVIL RICH?

$87,000 per year

That gets you into the the first quintile for incomes and officially makes you "rich".

All this Evil Rich stuff reminds me of a joke we had in the Soviet Union (we had a lot to keep ourselves sane in our dilapidated communal apartments with the KGB up our ass constantly):

Before the Revolution, we had poor people and rich people.
Then, we drove away or killed all the rich people.
Now, all we have is poor people.


The Exorcist

"It is more likely that the tuitions will instantly go up by $5K"

You got that right! Although this preposterous notion would never fly even if Hillary won, which she isn't, it's nice to see her slowly expose herself as overrated and ill-prepared for the job.

Methinks

Why don't they just make colleges lower their tuitions? - Civilian

I don't even know why we pay colleges to fill our children's heads with failed socialist bullshit. I can accomplish the very same thing with a subscription to the New York Times at a much smaller cost. In my house we call it the New York Pravda - so much more descriptive.

Incidentally, does anybody know who started calling the New York times "the paper of record"? The New York Times. So, now I'm going to call myself the Queen of the United States. Does it make it true?

Bush4Ever

"So, now I'm going to call myself the Queen of the United States. Does it make it true?"

Only if you really really really like show tunes and have BRAVO logged in your remote as your TV favorite channel.

The Exorcist

"So, now I'm going to call myself the Queen of the United States"

Sorry, Methings. Hillary's already claiming that title.

Holley

I do not want Hillary's village raising my children. There are enough village idiots.

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