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I am sorry too, that Mahmoud Amahdinejad is on the planet.


Oh, and FIRST!!!

Dangerous Dave

Bush is so much worse than Ahmedinejad. Have you heard of Ahmedinijad stumping for a constitional ammendment to ban gay marriage? NO! Has Ahmedinejad ever run on a platform of banning late-term reproductive freedom? NO! Has Ahmedinejad ever ransacked a country for it's oil while killing 600,000,000 of it's population? NO!
Ahmedinejad may be a boogie man to the neocons, but Bushler is the epitome of EVIL!

Dangerous Dave

Edwards/Ahmedinejad '08!

 the real Dave

As a progressive, I know in my large and caring heart that the LGBTH community would be welcomed with open arms in Iran unlike here in hate-filled amerKKKa. Didn't you hear him? He said that they were no gays in his nation! He was asking that our LGBTH community to come to his nation and they will be welcomed with open arms.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad could be turned around with a few
sensitivity classes. Bu$h is pure evil!


Well I can tell you this for sure. That Akmenojad-whatever sure as hell won me over with his cogent arguments in favor of peaceful nucular energy. And if I was gay, I'd be very attracted to him what with those cute little beady eyes, that Arafat-style stubble and the JCPenny suit. He's my NEW MAN!! But I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


My partner/pet/lover/husband/wife baboon Mohammad (piece of luv upon his cute red rashy ass) and I don't understand the fuss. Reagan killed tens of millions of queers by introducing AIDS in the 80's, and the neo-cons sing his praises.

Besides, the real reason those two homo-ranians were hanged was the way they were dressed. They didn't match at all! Did you see their shoes!? Hello!? Prada!?

Dangerous Dave

Agreed Arbiter. At least they have fashun police in Iran, and they should thank their president for that. I'm sure those two savages regularly wore white after labor day.

Iran is fortunate to have such a leader. I heard he shits gold foil covered chocolate and pisses aged fine whine. They should be so lucky.

The only thing Bushler can shit out is verbal diahrrea.

Fist of Etiquette

Am I the only one that suspects Columbia invited President Ahmadinejad there just so they could be rude to him? I mean, really, he could have gotten that treatment anywhere.

Fist of Etiquette

Also, Ahmadinejad wasn't disparaging the fact that the United States had a vibrant homosexual community, he was saying he was jealous of it. Iran doesn't have a gays, and he wishes it did.

If Iran had homosexuals, Ahmadinejad would have someone to advise him to stop wearing those Members Only jackets.

Dr. Bob Fieldhim

As a straight progyssive male, I think I am falling in love with the little man. While I have never had a gay thought in my life (except for that college class room required course) I think I could fall for him. He is like a lovable kitten that has been properly spade and neutered.

Kucinich/Ahmedinejad '08

Libby Gone™

Look under her Burka and push away the bushels of bodily hair, All Iranians have accidently been Homosexual at some time or another.

The Exorcist

I think what the president of Iran was trying to say was:

Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything—I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these Iranians. You see, just about everywhere I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too—big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

Where does this Iranian get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Iranians, Suck My Cock."

I've got nothing against Iranians. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, I've got a real problem.

Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, raven-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock!

What is it with these Iranians? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough Iranian cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some Iranian. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other Iranians who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

I tell you, when an Iranian is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this Persian ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time an Iranian passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife—even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-college speech locker-room tryst with Mahmoud I'madineonwad that I can't seem to stop thinking about.

Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But, believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these Iranians mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

I've tried all sorts of things, but it's all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those Iranians off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, chest, and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?

I swear, if these Iranians don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures—like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.


If AhmiNeedOfJihad keeps promis..I mean, threatening to kill all the Joooos, can we change our Constitution and elect him in 2008? We could move the White House to New York. He could get a good start there.


Is it just me or are his eyes too close together?

The Exorcist

He went cross-eyed from performing too much fellatio on Dick Cheney.

Intellectual Conservative

Who .. Ahmadinejad, or KB / Irish?

Dangerous Dave

Dr. Bob:
Funny you need to distinguish the fact that you're both straight and "progressyve". Yep, it's a rarity.


As a matter of interest, what has Ahmadinejad done to any of you?

And what business is it of yours what goes on in Iran?

He neither has a bomb nor has he threatened to use it against you. So what business have you, or Bush, to be involved in his affairs in any way?


Absolutely correct. He should be permitted to murder and oppress so long as he doesn't do anything to me personally.

Similarly, it's none of my business how often I see young children entering the house of that registered sex offender across the long as I don't actually catch him dragging one of my daughters in there (and we have a don't-ask-don't-tell policy in our household anyway), I have no business to be involved in his affairs in any way.

And, so long as I don't actually catch my wife abusing my kids, what business is it of mine what goes on in the room next to me? I mean, I'm busy playing The Sims 2, maybe surfing tranny porn, she's locked in the bathroom with one of my daughters and a butcher knife; what business have I (or Bush) to be involved in her affairs in any way?

You preach it, sue. What we all need to do is completely isolate ourselves from everything around us, pay no attention to it unless it has a direct, tangible, measurable, and immediate impact on each of us as individuals. Just imagine, walking around with our own little 2-foot radius utopia surrounding us at all times.


@ Stoorat,

Therefore any of us can organise through the UN to enter the USA and/or any of its bases immediately and stop the following abuses of human rights:

Brutal treatment of prisoners in Iraq and Afghanistan and elsewhere, including torture to death

Kidnapping and disappearing detainees to secret prisons around the world

Holding kangaroo courts in Guantanamo

Bush granting himself the right to label anyone an enemy combatant and toss them behind bars, without habeas corpus protections

Use of the Patriot Act and the NSA and a signing statement on last year’s postal law to spy on Americans and/or invade their privacy

That's fine. Just as long as I understand your position. Thanks!


The UN will do nothing. And for the record, you have yet to PROVE, irish, that abuse of human rights has happened in Iraq and Afghanistan and has gone unpunished and unnoticed.

Kidnapping detainees? With Interpol files and sheets a mile long? Tell it to your limey overlords in Northern Ireland and your head-in-the-sand government.

No one has been tried in Guantanamo. Just held. And the prisoners themselves are
the ones who have desecrated their religious property. Remember, in the religion of Islam, it isn't a sin to lie to an infidel. That would a non believer, sue.

Bush didn't grant that right to is for future sitting presidents so that means if the Hilldog gets in we truly do have something to worry about. I haven't had one instance of the Patriot Act or the NSA reading my mail, snooping on my computer or
breaking down my door in the middle of the night.

That will change in a Demoncrat reign of error administration.


Brutal treatment of prisoners in Iraq and Afghanistan and elsewhere, including torture to death

Which brutal treatment, the flushing of a Qur'an in an air-conditioned cell, or the methodical sawing off of a head in front of a video camera?

Kidnapping and disappearing detainees to secret prisons around the world

Not to mention the faked moon landing and mind control rays from orbiting satellites, right?

Holding kangaroo courts in Guantanamo

With judge Wapner presiding? I honestly haven't heard about these rigged trials in Guantanamo...I'd be genuinely interested in reading your source.

Bush granting himself the right to label anyone an enemy combatant and toss them behind bars, without habeas corpus protections

...Is Bush walking through middle-eastern neighborhoods and waving his scepter at random households again? Entitlements of al Qaeda terrorists to habeas corpus are rooted in congressional statutes, not the U.S. constitution (and even that is a contested gray area). However, even granting that your argument has merit, congress enacted the Detainee Treatment Act quite a while back, that gives detainees plenty of opportunity to contest their confinement.

Use of the Patriot Act and the NSA and a signing statement on last year’s postal law to spy on Americans and/or invade their privacy

Yes, this is a totally new development. No sovereign government has ever monitored its constituency, and the U.S. had certainly never done so until the Patriot Act was passed.

That's fine. Just as long as I understand your position. Thanks!

Whoo-hooo! Burn the infidels! :)

Dangerous Dave

Did Ahmedemocrat touch on the fake trials and dark of night abductions that Bush has personally taken part in?


Yes, stoo, I can't imagine the anguish of Nicholas Berg's death and that of his parents watching their son being killed in a horrendous manner as a violation of
Nicholas Berg's rights. After all, wasn't he one of the humanitarian relief workers
who went over there on his dime to alleviate suffering? And of course, alqaiaiaiaiaida is such a courageous organization that while they will take responsibility as a group, but as individuals to be held accountable by the WORLD COMMUNITY would be...appalling. Why should they mask themselves if they have done nothing wrong and have nothing to fear?

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