Yes, Gonzo is GONE and I am GIDDY! I would've preferred to see him frog-marched out of the White House for his unspeakable crimes, but beggars can't be choosers.
There plenty of RethugniKKKans out there, though, who believe Gonzales didn't do anything wrong at all, and even go so far as to cite Clinton's firing of 93 federal prosecutors. But anyone with half a brain knows there's no comparison. Letting 93 of your predecessor's appointments go simply because they were made by a Republican and you want to rid your administration of their neocon stench is a Democrat President's perogative and completely understandable. Firing a small handful of prosecutors 3 years into your second term, however, smacks of partisan politics.
I can only hope that Gonzo's replacement forgoes the Rovian political shenannigans and concentrates on what Attorney Generals are supposed to do, namely burning religious fanatics and shoving shotguns into the faces of little Cuban kids.
I'd post "1st" but Larry would probably censor me.
Posted by: stoorat | August 28, 2007 at 06:22 PM
Is it because he found out that Gonzo leaked the news about DicKKK Cheney having a Lesbian daughter, Mary, who likes other Lesbians?
Posted by: Bush4Ever | August 28, 2007 at 06:24 PM
Now that Rove and Gonzalez are gone, maybe books like AmeriKKKa Deceived won't be banned from Amazon.com and Irish/kb/mucus77 won't be censored for copying/pasting volumes of Kos' blithering genius onto rw blogs!
Ted Kennedy for AG!
Posted by: Che | August 28, 2007 at 06:55 PM
"shoving shotguns into the faces of little Cuban kids."
Yet another one of a "Democrat President's perogative and completely understandable". A tip of the beret to Fidel was just Clinton/Reno's way of suggesting that little Elian is lucky he didn't get burned alive on a Texas ranch. Reno's late-term abortions on that ranch proved once and for all a woman's right to choose should not be taken lightly.
Posted by: The Exorcist | August 28, 2007 at 07:27 PM
I heard a disgusting rumor today; Liberjew will be nominated to replace Gonzo. Bush the idiot gave us what progryssves the world over were hoping for fire Al-Gonzo, the terrorist. Then what does the moron do? Hire Liberjew for the job and flip the Senate majority to the Rethuglicans. How does Bu$h ever expect to win the Progryssve vote?
Posted by: RWing Nut | August 28, 2007 at 07:38 PM
Hiring a Jewish lawyer would be the smartest thing Bush could do his whole term in office. He should get one of them for Surgeon General and Treasury Secretary already. It would be a mitzvah for the country, but what do I know?
If elected president, I will immediately fire all attorneys general... and replace them with attorneys specific!
Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | August 28, 2007 at 08:15 PM
Does this mean a threesome for Arbs and Mohammed (polbuhcrra) now that Gonzo is gone-gone? Who will read to the Chimp at night? How will Gonzo get his orders now that he and Rove are no longer on the same team?
Posted by: xxx | August 28, 2007 at 08:56 PM
I wonder were Elian is now? Does he think about Aunty Janet and how she made his
nightmaresdreams come true? Is he happy in the Worker's Paradise of Cubaand enjoying their
crappyworld class, world envied, health care?Posted by: xxx | August 28, 2007 at 08:59 PM
"Hiring a Jewish lawyer would be the smartest thing Bush could do his whole term in office"
Franklin Roosevelt was president of the U.S. from 1933 to 1945 -- 12 years, the longest term that any president has served. During that time, FDR appointed scores of Jews and Communists to important government positions -- the latter of which was treason. His vice-president Henry Wallace was pro-Marxist, and so was at least one of his appointments to the U.S. Supreme Court: Jewish judge Felix Frankfurter. FDR appointed more judges to the Supreme Court [10] than any other president, and all of them were of far-left political ideology.
Posted by: The Exorcist | August 28, 2007 at 09:00 PM
Bush4Ever - you're kidding me, aren't you?
Mary Cheney is a lesbian? Who'd have thunk?
Posted by: Kaboom | August 29, 2007 at 01:26 AM
Shot guns that have been taken from 2nd Amendment fanatics would be even better!
Posted by: Chris | August 29, 2007 at 02:10 AM
Exorcist, you don't have to keep pumping FDR up. We all already know he was the greatest president ever in the history of the universe. His legacy still lives on today, in so many ways!
Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | August 29, 2007 at 03:13 AM
Being a true progressyve, I don't concern myself with anybody's immigration status or sexual orientation. Unless of course they are RethugliKKKan. Then they are fair game, and open to all kinds of cryitcysm.
Has anybody checked Alberto's immigration status? Is his back wet?
What will he do now? Home building? (A job Americans won't do.) Chicken plucking? Is he up for deportation?
Posted by: DonkeyDick | August 29, 2007 at 05:49 AM
"We all already know he (FDR) was the greatest president ever in the history of the universe."
Not to mention the first president to have a lesbian First Lady. Try and top that with your daughter, who is, you know, a lesbian, Richard Milhous Cheney!
"What will he (Gonzo) do now?"
Probably find some college-bound kids hanging out in a school yard and murder them because the democrat mayor of the safe-haven city steadfastly refused to turn him over to ICE. You just can't find enough Americans willing to commit violent crimes in this country anymore. Thank Gaia for Home Depot and liberals or we'd be stuck with only American democrats to perform our necessary murders and pedophilia instead of a more diverse group of murderers and pedophiles.
Posted by: The Exorcist | August 29, 2007 at 08:40 AM
Speaking of the Castro-coddlers from the previous administration....
HAVANA (Reuters) - Ailing Cuban leader Fidel Castro is tipping Democratic candidates Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama to team up and win the U.S. presidential election.
Clinton leads Obama in the race to be the Democratic nominee for the November 2008 election, and Castro said they would make a winning combination.
Posted by: The Exorcist | August 29, 2007 at 09:18 AM
Hey asshole, it was an MP5, not a shotgun.
Posted by: Janet Reno | August 29, 2007 at 09:53 AM
damn, for a dysfunctional, (parental issues) paranoid sociopath, you sure do take up a lot of cyberspace, 'Napalm' dude... but really, you shouldn't take yourself so seriously.... after all, you're just a wanker anyway.
Hey.. Wanna see what a 'real' three billion dollar ding-a-ling
looks like ??
Posted by: csason | August 29, 2007 at 12:21 PM
Good one, but I'm not sure the tone is true liberal Larry.
Posted by: slickdpdx | August 29, 2007 at 12:49 PM
I was gonna say "Cute Headline" yesterday, but your website wasn't accepting comments...
Posted by: camojack | August 29, 2007 at 10:25 PM
"DicKKK Cheney having a Lesbian daughter, Mary, who likes other Lesbians?"
WHAT??!! Next thing you'll be telling us, B4E, is that Shillary is a Dyke, or has her finger in one over in Holland. They really have Dyke problems over there.
Posted by: Kinky Bee | August 30, 2007 at 12:56 AM
"Not to mention the first president to have a lesbian First Lady."
And, FDR's first cousin, too.
Posted by: Kinky Bee | August 30, 2007 at 01:01 AM
Does that make Hillary inbred? Eleanor and Franklin were cousins.
Posted by: Cricket | August 30, 2007 at 03:54 AM
I refuse to take down my Janet Reno all nude pin ups. There WILL be a Reno/Napolitano porno made dammit!!!
Posted by: Arbiter | August 30, 2007 at 09:19 AM
I think ultimately, when all the buildings are gone...when there is nothing left..save a few well meaning cockroaches and one ancient, frail Jedi left..it will be revealed that were it not for that little furry patch between Janet Reno's
eyebrows, all of this could have been avoided.
Posted by: csason | August 30, 2007 at 11:14 AM
I shot a man named Reno
Just to watch him die
Woo woo!
Posted by: The Exorcist | August 30, 2007 at 11:38 AM