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Heh. I never sleep.
Posted by: Dodger | July 12, 2007 at 11:42 PM

Bragging, or complaining? I work the "graveyard" shift, myself. Tried posting hours ago, but this site just wouldn't let me at the time.

As for Al Qaeda, we'll just have to wipe out more of 'em again...


Wait, I'm confused. As a devoted liberal, I need to know if I'm supposed to be angry that Bush has failed to properly protect us from terrorists, or happy that America-haters besides myself have regained their strength and have vowed to kill more selfish, capitalistic Americans. Can someone clear this up for me, please? I don't want to have to get used to using big words like "ambivalent."

Fist of Etiquette

HA! I just knew all those so-called "intelligence" reports about the threat of "terrorism" that Bush had been using as justification for pruriently listening in on my private phone conversations was just fearmongering to get his way. That's why I fought tooth and nail to stop him from his draconian methods of stealing my freedoms away.

This report, however, shows me that Bush has not done nearly enough to protect our children from the threat that he created by going into Iraq on lies. While he goes about riding his bicycle and giving his felon cronies unprecedented pardons and defying a Congress that is focusing all its attention on White House investigations and generally turning a blind eye to national security, al qaeda has been emboldened by who-knows-what.

As Americans, each of us needs to stay better infiormed about which threat assessments to take seriously and which will just be used to further political ambitions.


And when The Presidents Clinton are back in power then you can rest assured that Al Qaieda will become even more powerful. THAT will make The Bu$Hitler Legacy crumble!!


"Al Qaeda's strength has returned to pre-9/11 levels. Osama Bin Laden is on the loose, the Taliban has retaken control of Afghanistan, and terrorists are poised to strike the West."

Nancy PLOsi and Harry Red to the American public: "Our work here is done!"


You mean all it took to create the same 'safe' environment of the blessed Clinton era, was for
Georgie Boy to piss away $2 Trillion and over 3600
young American men?

Such a bargain.

Justa Joe


I thought that according to you types, that there was never any terrorist threat.


The only regret I have is that so many good men died and SemenLick is still alive to troll on this board.

The Exorcist

SemenLickLeo is right. If it weren't for Bush's war on terror we could've had at least as many attacks as we did during Clinton's time, including the attacks of 9/11 that were caused by Clinton.

Do the math, sheeple. 3600 trained military casulties or at least double that number of civilian casulties. As much as we liberals despise the military and everything it stands for (but we support the troops), we'll take the 7000 or so civilian casulties because we could've easily blamed Bush for that. The Main Scream Media, our precious friends in Europe, Iran and North Korea would love us again, and we could even appoint Sandy Berger to investigate Bush's illegal and immoral inaction.

Fist of Etiquette

President Clinton (the first one) hammered al qaeda for eight solid years, really putting it to them hard, pounding them good, sticking it to them, stopping only long enough to catch his breath (and maybe slapping them across the face with it a few times) before getting back to it.

Bush had eight months to prevent OBL from attacking the United States. It would have been easy, all he would have had to do was continue the comprehensive Clinton plan that had been working solidly up until then, but he couldn't even do that (so giddy still from successfully stealing the White House, no doubt).

The Exorcist

"eight solid years, really putting it to them hard, pounding them good, sticking it to them, stopping only long enough to catch his breath"

If Bush would've married a ball-busting, serial-lying transvestite, I'm sure he would've focused more on the important things. Like nailing his own employees and renting out rooms in the whitehouse to our enemies. Instead, he focuses on crazy things like "foreign policy" and "economics" and that whole "bumper sticker" thing.

Where is Sandy Berger when you need him?


I'm still trying to figure out a way to blame these on BusHitler:

Oct. 12, 2000 - A terrorist bomb damages the destroyer USS Cole in the port of Aden, Yemen, killing 17 sailors and injuring 39.

Aug. 7, 1998 - Terrorist bombs destroy the U.S. embassies in Nairobi, Kenya and Dar es Salaam, Tanzania. In Nairobi, 12 Americans are among the 291 killed, and over 5,000 are wounded, including 6 Americans. In Dar es Salaam, one U.S. citizen is wounded among the 10 killed and 77 injured.

In response, on August 20 the United States attacked targets in Afghanistan and Sudan with over 75 cruise missiles fired from Navy ships in the Arabian and Red seas. About 60 Tomahawk cruise missiles were fired from warships in the Arabian Sea. Most struck six separate targets in a camp near Khost, Afghanistan. Simultaneously, about 20 cruise missiles were fired from U.S. ships in the Red Sea striking a factory in Khartoum, Sudan, which was suspected of producing components for making chemical weapons.

June 21, 1998 - Rocket-propelled grenades explode near the U.S. embassy in Beirut.

June 25, 1996 - A bomb aboard a fuel truck explodes outside a U.S. air force installation in Dhahran, Saudi Arabia. 19 U.S. military personnel are killed in the Khubar Towers housing facility, and 515 are wounded, including 240 Americans.

Nov. 13, 1995 - A car-bomb in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia kills seven people, five of them American military and civilian advisers for National Guard training. The "Tigers of the Gulf," "Islamist Movement for Change," and "Fighting Advocates of God" claim responsibility.

February 1993 - A bomb in a van explodes in the underground parking garage in New York's World Trade Center, killing six people and wounding 1,042.

The Exorcist

Well, Arbs, Bush was governor of Texas during all but the first WTC attacks in 1993. And even then, surely you can see his complicity while sitting in the luxury-suites at those Texas Ranger's games. Connect the dots before it's too late and the American Sheeple elect Freddy Krueger.

Speaking of which, Happy Friday The 13th. Freddy Bombsome should've announced today just to give the grassy-knoll nuts a running start on his conspiracies.

Justa Joe

President Clinton (the first one) hammered al qaeda for eight solid years, - FOE

Katherine Willey, Monica Lewdinsky, Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Juanita Broaddrick, Elizabeth Ward Gracen, et al were all members of Al-Quaeda. Now it makes sense.


Exorcist, like Jesse Jackson's Rainbow Push Coalition, you've enlightened me.

The Exorcist

Arbiter, it's time to upgrade your seat from coach to 1st Class. Rainbow Push is for liberal Dumbocrats who enjoy being enslaved by stupidity. This is where we hang out for enlightenment.


Damn Arb's 1st class seat is the straw that they used on Hilary's thighs.. I've had it.

I lurk, I create prose fit for a McCain epitaph..What DO I get ??

A friggin bumper sticker.

Fist of Etiquette

Katherine Willey, Monica Lewdinsky, Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Juanita Broaddrick, Elizabeth Ward Gracen...

To be fair, some of those ladies willingly submitted to said poundings.


"Katherine Willey, Monica Lewdinsky, Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Juanita Broaddrick, Elizabeth Ward Gracen..."

Notably absent: Hillary.


Camo, if you are on graveyard, does this mean the cunning linguist is a working stiff?

Had to get the obligatory double entendre out of the way.

Proceed to blame Bush, people.


Crust O'Eggs, is it twue vat dey say about Black Republicans?

*looks at Denzel Washington and faints*

"It's twue, it's twue."

And that of course, goes for all Republicans. Just one more reason why Democrats hate us. We are beautiful people.



Methinks, today is a day where everything is just...punny. Just about all those names that Clinton raped had consensual sex with has another meaning for either sex
or woman.

I wonder if that holds true for Hillary?


I don't know Exorcist. It'd be really difficult to pass up all of the fringe benefits.

The Exorcist

"is it twue vat dey say"

Do you mean the "boot-licking, foot-shuffling, self-loathing, Uncle Tom" part or the "educated, independent, articulate critical-thinkers who view themselves as American's first and unwilling to rely on handouts from anyone because we make our own money" part.

Oh! You mean the huge hammer thing? No, I'm pretty sure that only applies to me, but SemenLickLeo might have some input on that.

But speaking of pathetic losers who consider themselves to be victims instead taking responsibility for their actions or inactions, here's one from the "Clinton's peter getting him in hot water" file as a reminder to anyone who gets within 3 feet of Billy's zipper. "You don't want to go here, Peter!"

"Carted off to jail, bankrupted, ruined because they were Democrats and because they would not lie. So I think we showed a lot of moral fiber"

Who needs the comedy channel when you can just watch this over and over?

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