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LFC

FIRST!!!!
And I am so torqued at Hillary for wearing the exact same thing!

RadioTom

Loved the last line.

Oh! how we need to cater to the movers and shakers in the world. Oh, I made a PUN!

Every vote counts when it has been so close in the last two elections. Pander to them all. Didn't someone important say that once? I think I will start saving images of all the costumes outfits Hillary will dawn this campaign. Doesn't everyone like to see what she has on (as I drop my upraised limp hand)?

The Exorcist

Johnny came from North Carolin-A
Campaigned her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side

Fist of Etiquette

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. So this is what Elizabeth Edwards meant when she implied that Hillary acts like a man. (Thank goodness Ms. Edwards doesn't have to worry about that sort of thing with her candidate of choice!)

But back on topic, marital aids aren't just for same-sex couples and keeping the press at bay. That's an unfortunate misconception, but just try telling that to the UPS man.

Kinky Bee

Now, I'm as Progressyve as the next person, and just love to see all the Gays being gay. But(I'm going to lose my Progressyve License on this one), I just am NOT a lesbian. Now, I'm a Gay man in a woman's body. I TOTALLY believe in Sausage Smoking. But, I saw Rosie O'Dykell's picture the other day, and then the mere mention of Herr Hillary, and I just cannot and will NOT be a Lesbian. I can't handle it. Maybe I haven't tried hard enough, but I can't do it. It's hard enough being a Gay man in a woman's body without getting my hair too big or wearing too much make up(not that the previous 2 things are EVER wrong, but wholly right). I am so glad we Gay men in women's bodies will have Barack"Boa Wearing Dennis Rodman"Osama Been Loafin' and Presidential Candidate with the palatial Estate, John"Gorgeous, Non-windblown Hair" Edward to represent us. It sort of balances out the stage at the "Queer, Dyke and I Don't Know What Body I Belong In" Debates.

We won't wear plaid! We won't wear plaid! Come on, say it with me! We won't wear plaid!

camojack

"John Edwards justs [sic] plans to be himself."

Brevity is the soul of wit.

stoorat

I'll watch the debates...so long as they aren't being covered by Faux News.

Kinky, don't beat yourself up. If there's one thing that I've learned from being a liberal, it's that you should never ever feel bad. For anything. Ever. Is there some chance that your father never fully approved of your heterosexuality? Or that your domestic partner has other interests in hys/hyr life aside from you? Or that your not paying enough taxes? Or that your favorite 80s sitcom was cancelled?

If you answered, "Yes," to any of the above: congratulations! You're a victim, and your inability to stop hating and wanting to kill gays is enirely and officially Not Your Fault. So don't feel bad. In fact, you're probably entitled to lower your personal standards even further (say, for example, going out and buying a solid color blouse) without feeling one iota of guilt or accepting any amount of personal responsibility whatsoever for your actions. It's your constitutional right.

T1

Yeah, I have always liked those Gucci combat boots on butch bisexuals.

Hillary with her monobrow could get together with Tookie's kid brother. A beautiful couple who should make adult videos for the event.

I think if Obama would only wear a tiara he could bond with Bachelor #3: Jayjay is a socially conscious liberal whose forte is a pina colada enema

T1

Jayjay is a socially concious liberal whose forte is a pina colada enema that will knock your b-socks off

stoorat

Meh. That old article was decent, but the comments section was kinda boring without any 5,000-word, rambling diatribes sprinkled liberally (ha) with personal insults and foul language.

You start posting links pages that contain nothing but rational comments and you'll give all of us a terrible case of the hives--as faithful liberals, we're not looking for quality here T1, but rather quantity, mmmkay?

Bush4Ever

Will Jean Edwards wear the mauve suit or the puce suit?

csason

I wonder if the other candidates are aware this 'unibrow' will be carefully trimmed from Hillary's 'Special Purpose Briar Patch' for the occasion ?

I personally LIKE the idea of catering to niche voters.

Methinks

Johnny came from North Carolin-A
Campaigned her way across the U.S.A......

I'm finally starting to understand what he means by "two Americas".

Dave

I think Hillary should make her opening statement along these lines: "I'm on your side" "I think I can say for the record that I've licked more hoo-ha than any of these "men" on this stage tonight...."

LFC

Well, I just can't stand him in mauve. I vote for the puke suit.

LFC

I meant her. HER HER HER!
Kinky, I agree with you about being a Gay Man in a Womyn's Body. I just don't like dykes. At all. While I wish they could give me willies, they don't. When I look at them I go eeuw...oogie.

But when I look at a fine studmuffin like CrustyEggs in his fishnet stockings, I melt.

Fist of Etiquette

Was that picture up there this whole time? How did I miss that?

The Exorcist

"CrustyEggs in his fishnet stockings"

Sugar Plum Exey came and hit the streets
Lookin' for soul food and a place to eat

Went to the Apollo
You should have seen him go go go
They said, hey Exey, take a walk on the wild side
I said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
And the democrat girls go
Doo, doo-doo doo-doo doo doo-doo

The Exorcist

"this 'unibrow' will be carefully trimmed from Hillary's 'Special Purpose Briar Patch'"

Do you think if she picks the Breck Girl as her running mate she'll have access to those $400 designer trims? And do you suppose the Breck Girl gets bikini-line waxes or just uses Nair? Only her hairdresser knows for sure.

But it's a sure bet that taxes would have to go up to pay for the monthly salon bill in the BiteHouse if those two Charlatans made it in.

LFC

Garrrr! All Larry had to do was put a patch over her right eye and she could pass for Captain Barbossa. Definately would not shiver any timbers unless they were very very afraid.

I think John Edwards has always wanted to be 'one of the girls' and Hillary 'one of the guys.' It's a match made in Gaia heaven.

LFC

And now my children are running around drawing 'unibrows' on Tuhrayza Heinz Kerry, John Kerry (aka Lurch), John Edwards, Edward Kennedy...eeeeuuuuwwww....the similarity of all those names. Could it be blue blood inbreeding?

Arbiter

Wait. Uni-brows are gay? I'm going to have to stop using Nair on mine!

The Exorcist

"I'm going to have to stop using Nair on mine!"

I tried Nair on my unibrow, Arbiter, but all it did was leave red rash that Mohammad would be proud of. Now I've got 7/11 cashiers wanting to take me home with them because it looks like one of those red dots on the forehead of hot Indian babes.

Thank you, come again.

LFC

Exorcist,
I feel a song parody coming on...something along the lines of Sonny and Cher's 'I Got You, Babe'

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