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Methinks

DAYYUM!

Nothing from Larry in forever and then suddenly three in a row. Love the trend.

Menstrual Rainbow

You call them 'homeless camps' but I for one prefer the term 'undocumented suburbs'.

HempFlower

Word Larry, Word.

Progressive Paul(ine)

And they better learn to share their f#*&@n change with me too!

Fist of Etiquette

I don't like to tell people how to live their lives, but really I think it would make more sense to sleep in their own cars and shout at feces.

DonkeyDick


We should be providing the homeless with free bus rides to city parks, campgrounds and such. Preferably in Berkeley or San Francisco.

LFC

Larry, I believe we should have a Homeless Pride Fair. It can be at the water park in Olympia where timed jets of water could wash away the organic contributions to Gaia. Speakers could inform us
using live models and we could all join hands and sing something tuneful.

The Exorcist

"Saaaaaaaaaaaaatisfaction
Came in a chain reaction, y`hear
I couldn`t get enough
Til I had to self destruct

The heat was on
Rising to the top
Everybody going strong
That is when my spark got hot
I heard somebody say

Burn, baby, burn
Disco inferno
Burn, baby, burn
Burn that mother down, y`all"

The Exorcist

Holy Shi'ite! How'd that end up on a post about Homeless Democrats? What the hell happened to the fire? Jesus Halliburton KKKeeeerist! Chomstein goes MIA for six months and then posts 92,000 new blogs in less than 4 seconds. Who's doing the meth here?

Well, while I'm here. Chomstein, what's with "seems like a great idea on the service"?? Is this a Freudian slip designed to make us think favorably of the Armed Forces?

You can fool some of the sheeple some of the time. All of the Democrats all of the time. But you can't fool some of the time all of the sheeple........Say what?

Gimme a hit of that meth pipe.

LFC

Here is the only crystal we have here.

camojack

I don't believe in homeless people; even if their home is a cardboard box, or some street corner, they have a home.

Houseless people I can agree with, though...

Dodger

In light of this, I feel we should just surrender in Iraq.

Kinky Bee

When I was in Seattle a couple months ago, I got to see some of these homeless/houseless/undocumented suburb people in person. I even heard one playing a piano on a street corner. He was, like, waaayy Progressyve. He even had an Impeach Bush sign on his piano. I was,like, "Dude, you're awesome(ly stupid and grotesque)."

T1

Wouldn't it be best if all citizens of The Emerald City just set their homes or apartments on fire to join the ranks of the homeless?

Or, at least a statewide “Defecation in the Streets Day” should be declared in Seattle in solidarity with all of the homes people. The smell would wonderful.

And, no, the protesters cannot use even on square of toilet paper - it kills trees.

Bush4Ever

Why don't the family of these homeless people ask them to come live with them?

Shouting Thomas

Folks, it's coming to an end. In a year and a half, the Shrub will be leaving office, hopefully to be replaced by Hillary and her lovely lezzies.

What's to become of BlameBush? Who will be to blame once the Shrub has departed?

I mean, unless the bastard declares martial law and refuses to leave office... which is, of course, more than likely.

LFC

Thomas, we won't be Blaming Bush, will we? This will become a Praise Hillary site. Goodness knows that the Dems will have wonderful things waiting for us and Larry can't wait to get started on letting Hill
know that she has the same effect. And it will be Bush's fault that Hillary got elected, so I don't see what the conflict is.

Dave

The fix to this is to put a progressive in the people's house.

You see, There was no homeless while Carter was our brave leader.On The dark, rainfilled day that Raygun stole the vote you couldn't walk down the street without triping over some doorstop of a vietnam vet(you know, the good kind, a victim) that was tossed out on the street by Ronny's vicious economic policies. The same was true after Bu$h the evil father stole the vote in 88.

Then, like a ray of sun after a bitter winter storm, change came to this great country when the people spoke truth to power and voted in the man from hope. Then overnight, those same crazy,poo-covered homeless people became full productive citizens lifted up by the economic policies that were inclusive to everybody, even the crazy and poo-covered. Homeless shelters were empty nationwide as reported by the MSM.

The not-homeless man that lived in the box behind the video store wouldn't even charge me for cleaning my windshield of my car with what I hoped to be his spit! He used to charge me ten bucks for that and I gladly paid, but I think he was giving back to the community.

Then in 2000, Bu$hitler stole the vote and the country became like a cesspool in a slaughterhouse.Millions became homeless overnight, sent there by a stoke of pen written in the childlike scraw of Bu$h.

Every day in New York, Ann Coulter clears the homeless from her doorstep with a flamethrower.The smoke can be seen for miles.

Now the homeless guy is charging me $15.00 bucks to clean my windshield and a extra ten not to pull me out of my hybrid and beat me to death.

If we put a true progressive in the people's house I'm sure that this issue will go away! If not, at least we can say they have a small carbon footprint.

Bush4Ever

"What's to become of BlameBush? Who will be to blame once the Shrub has departed?"

Here in Mary-Land, we are still blaming Former "Governor" Herr GruppenFuhrer Ehrlich on everything that is wrong with Mary-Land even though he wasn;t born when some of it started.

methinks

Indeed, the homeless are yet another precious natural resource that is threatened by our modern urban sprawl.

We could all learn from their strongly scented low carbon footprints.

LFC

methinks, if they leave a footprint and Ann Coulter's flame thrower cleanses them, does that make them neutral? And good riff on the smelly carbon footprints...I was thinking that earlier but didn't put it.
Clearly the Rovian Mind Rays are starting to modulate on the same frequency. In the words of Anakin Darth
Vader Skywalker, "IT'S WORKING!"

Perry Homo

The bluest skies you've ever seen are in Seattle
And the hills the greenest green, in Seattle
Like a beautiful child, growing up, free an' wild
Full of hopes an' full of fears, full of laughter, full of tears
Full of dreams to last the years, in Seattle
. . . in Seattle!

Bubba

A bum asked me, "Give me $10 till payday." I asked, "When's payday?" He said, "I don't know, you're the one who is working!"

A bum came up to me saying, "I haven't eaten in two days!" I said, "You should force yourself!"

Another bum told me, "I haven't tasted food all week." I told him, "Don't worry, it still tastes the same!"

Another bum asked me, "Can I have $300 for a cup of coffee?" I told him, "Coffee's a quarter!" The bum said, "Yeah, but I want to drink it in Brazil!"

csason

Who has the homeless vote..??


"I told my nephew.. that Bird was delicious"

The Exorcist

Uh oh! Things have slowed down to a trickle here. That can only mean one thing....

Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."

I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem.

Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock!

What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher that I can't seem to stop thinking about.

Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?

I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.

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