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Oh yes the same liberals with those dumb PRACTICE TOLERENCE stickers in their windows what a bunch of creeps


Exorcist, now that you've written a wonderful children's book, are you planning on killing me?


Methinks, I think we're going to be fine. I'm planning on getting a sex change anywho so I'll just be a bhurka wearing biotch...

The Exorcist

"Exorcist, now that you've written a wonderful children's book, are you planning on killing me?"

Well, you're still here Arbiter, so I guess I got the wrong family last night. I should've known I hit the wrong family when I didn't find a monkey. Fortunately, I got back to the farm before daylight and made up for lost time in the barn melting steel and milking cows.

Hey, could you call Danny Glover and tell him I might need a favor? Ahnold Schwartzenazi clearly doesn't appreciate the magical powers of writing children's books to offset mass murder. He's so intolerant. He reminds me of Jerry Falhell, only with an accent.

Come to think of it, Ahnold has a bad ticker from all those years of steroid use. Yippee! Keep those celebratory noise-makers and party-hats out kids, another Repukelican could keel over any moment now.


Exorcist, thanks.

Since we've opened the borders to our southern friends, I fear this is the end of Taco Bell.

Mark Martin

Live, loving what we are!



A telling quote from that site:

"I've been struggling with clinical depression, my entire life. I've been through the gamut of treatments, quack doctors, and have thrown a dozen different medications down my throat, none of which ever did much good. I could tell you stories..."

If we exSCHTURmeenated die Juden, plus impeaching the Chimperor, and gnawed thru the chest of the father of the lesbian Mary Cheney to feast on the fat-laden arteries of his heart, which has had more attacks than Ramadi, this guy wouldn't be depressed anymore. That's all I'm saying.

Is that so wrong? Is that too much to ask? Some people only care about themselves...

Peace out!

Which You're-A-Peein Country is 93% KKKhristian?

The Exorcist

OMG! Thank you Mark Martin. May Gaia bless you with a NASCAR championship in the next life.

The tears are still rolling down my face after visiting

It's been awhile since I've looked into the soul of a committed liberal. I've been so busy looking gift-horses in the mouth and what not. But it's so refreshing and uplifting to crawl back into that dark, hopeless state of mind. It reminds us all that only the stability of a liberal can guide our country through these troubled times.

Here's an excerpt of the vision for those who don't want to sift through all the broken glass.


"My last visit to the doctor saw me breaking into uncontrollable sobbing in her office. I was trying to describe to the doctor what was coming- when I told her about all the Iraqi kids that were going to be born with their brains outside of their heads because of the depleted uranium we were going to be dropping on Baghdad, I lost it.

I'm not afraid, or ashamed, to admit that as the tears rolled down my face, I felt so powerless, so small, so insignificant, and so damned pathetic.

I'm sure many of you- even those who are perfectly healthy, and have never dealt with depression know how I felt, at that moment.

It was in those days that I created the first of my animations, and laid out the foundations for what was to become At the time, I was still able to afford the medication that had kept me going, for the better part of two years, but alas...

At that time, I was unemployed, and in time, was unable to continue my medication... I was fine and dandy, though, because I had discovered a new drug:


Many is the time in the past few years when I've gotten e-mails from right-wingers who were so consumed by apathy and self-delusion that they had no recourse but to call me a man "consumed by hate."

It's not like I had a reason not to be. In the times in which we live, there is so much to hate. When I saw the bombs raining down in Baghdad, I could not help but hate those who put the machine of war into motion. When I saw dead bodies floating in the streets of New Orleans, I could not help but hate those who neglected my fellow american citizens. When I saw John Bolton, Condoleeza Rice, and Donald Rumsfeld wiping their collective asses with the writ of world opinion, I could not help but hate.

And therein lies the trap- Bush, Rice, Bolton, Rumsfeld, and the rest of these callous bastards, along with their brain-dead, complascent, and shrinking joyclub are not motivated by hate- they are blissfully free of hate. Rather, they are motivated by a solipsistic need for gain, greed, and a self-aggrandizing callous indifference to anything remotely human.

We do not hate out of choice, or any wish- it is our only recourse, when we witness everything we hold dear being raped and stolen, before our eyes."


Anyone who doesn't enthusiastically support infanticide and partial birth abortions are deserving of Hell ... even though I don't believe in Hell ... other than the HELL of living under the Bu$Hitler/Halliburton/Cheney/Exxon junta.


When I saw how much tax I had paid in '06, I could not help but hate.

When I saw how the tax laws are being re-written by PLOsi, I could not help but launch myself into low earth orbit.

Mark Martin

Wow, that's weird. This thing is currently showing that "arbiter" posted the bushflash link, and I replied to myself?

Anyway, just a bit of trivia. Eric (the bushflash guy) is my cousin, and really does have some sad issues. I would say go easy on him if you write him, but actually it probably makes him feel validated if you let him know he stirred up trouble. I'm not sure.

I wish he'd get well. But I also wish he and his comrades would exercise a little common sense and stop encouraging muslims to defeat the most dangerous regime in the history of mankind.

Mark Martin

oh. now I see. that's my name UNDER the post...


Che Gaiavera

You're right. Those poor, peace-loving Muslims shouldn't have started something they couldn't finish. Luckily for them, they have people like your cousin on their side.!

I have be lerkkking and reading and LOL and crying at what I find here. I even "God help me" bookmarked bushfalsh to compare the strengths and weaknesses of the satir.

I just hope I can remember which site has the satir :p


Gotta love the Bushflash review of the suicide bombers film about the Israeli/Palestinian. He criticizes the film for giving no historical context and selective information. Then, he does the same in his review.

Did y'all know that thousands of Palestinians were shoved off the land to make room for a few hundred Jews from Queens, NY? Huh. Yeah...and Chavez is helping the poor, France has the #1 healthcare system in the world, the World Bank actually fights poverty, the UN is an organization worth pouring our tax dollars into and there are goblins living in my closet.

Makes me want to buy 100 copies of the film and distribute them to everyone I know.


"....When I saw how much tax I had paid in '06, I could not help but hate..."

My hatin' started when I saw where they planned to spend it..

Yeah, Chavez is helping the poor all right. Citgo Gas is nationalized by the State Of Chavez, benign despot and all around humanitarian.

Francisco Franco

Up yours.

Matthew Shepherd - 1 down 29,999,999 to go.
Break out the pink triangles, hell.

To hell with that crap they came for the Catholics and I didn't speak up, because I wasn't a Catholic, then when they came for me there was no one left.

Rhetoric like yours makes me want to be one of them.


His irrational views against sodomy, pre-marital sex, infanticide, and pornography not only soured voters against the Democrat Party platform, but also put a real damper on my Friday nights.

Jerry "Ceausescu" Falwell was a real lover of life.

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