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"In a so-called “Immigration Reform Deal” that Republicans insist is “amnesty” for undocumented workers"

You have SOOO missed the boat on this one, it's not even funny.

In the cloakrooms, they tagged this the "Permanent Replacement Worker Empowerment Act".

This legislation is designed to create millions of new compliant work-bots with which to replace any Union thug who gets any dangerous Marxist-Leninist notions of treating his Labor as another Free Market commodity, and trying to get maximum return on his minimum investment.

Korporate AmeriKKKa can't turn a profit if even the unwashed proletarians are allowed to play the game too.

In other news, the Federal minimum wage has been increased by 350 pesos to $5.25 an hour...saludos, mi vatos!

Kinky Bee

"Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore."

I thought this had to do with Sheryl "One Sheet Wonder" Crows mandate that we only use one sheet when we sheet. Did you know I actually caught my poor, helpless dog licking her butt the other day? I mean, it's one thing if the Lyb...err, Progressyves have to clean themselves that way in order to save the environment and the trees(not that I feel sorry for them...have you ever been paid back with a sliver in the behonkas?). BUTT, to make Gaia's precious, innocent, furry creatures have to live like that by only allowing them one sheet? Why...WHY?! That's an unholy(not the religious kind) outrage. I make a prediction that either Bush will try to destroy the environment(or blacks...umm, African Americans) with a natural disaster, like say...a hurricane of forest fire or flood, or Gaia is going to rain down punisment upon us for treating her beloved, non-english speaking, migrating, furry species in such a way. Everyone go out to their pet store today, and buy your dogs butt wipes,and use the whole contained, lest Gaia punish us for our evil deeds. If you don't have a pet, get some anyway. I'm sure there are some poor and even homeless(although I won't call them wretched like Lady Libery) people whose furry(animal) friends could use them.

Kinky Bee

CRAP!! Bush changed my "r" to a "d" in

Fist of Etiquette

George Bush cares too much about brownish people.


The unregistered citizens of this county live 30 to a house, work under the table, can't afford medical bulls and don't pay insurance on anything. IF they can't afford to pay for the above how can they afford anything? More government handouts I say!


The sad reality is that this deal is worse than illegal immigration.

The illegals are a boon to the economy at $3/hour. If they become legal, then they'll have to be paid the minimum wage. However, most of them aren't skilled enough to be worth the minimum wage. So, as newly minted citizens, you and I are going to shell for their welfare payments. Likely, for them and their children and grandchildren.

We need to get rid of the minimum wage (wage and price controls don't work as intended) and cut down the welfare state. THEN illegals can become legal without straining the economy. Otherwise, let them continue to work under the table. It's less expensive.

The Exorcist

Mr. Gorbachev, relocate this wall!

You start with securing the borders, or you wait until a Spanish speaking Saudi blows up L.A. City Hall. Not an all together bad idea on the surface, but there might be some innocent people visiting City Hall on such a day. But you build a 20ft high rolled barbed-wire fence first.

You force all the illegals to the back of the line. Behind the Filipinos and others who've been doing it the long, hard way and don't represent 1/3rd of Caleeefornia's prison population, writing Spanish language children's books after killing Arbiter.

You punish the living dog shit out of employers who knowingly hire illegals. Except me, of course. How the hell do I know who my contractors sub-out the heavy lifting to?

You don't admit anyone to the public schools who can't speak the language of the land.

You don't admit anyone to the Emergency Rooms who don't have any form of payment. Just provide a big mobile dumpster on the side of the hospital for them to ride back to their country of origin in.

You speak fricken English when your gardener is talking to your neighbor's gardener because it's damn rude to be in America and not speak American.

The only amnesty allowed will be for really hot looking senoritas with good teeth.

Let's see, did I leave anything out there?


If you change the word "door" to "shower" in that little poem, you'll get more and more persyns wanting to live here in Bu$Hitler's AmeriKKKa.

Menstrual Rainbow

The concept of 'borders', 'citizens' and 'foreigners' is fundamentally racist. Not only should we let everyone in but I demand that with the help of Ted Kennedy we start deporting reich wing repug voting rednecks to make room for more illeg..... undocumented workers.

Menstrual Rainbow

Oh I forgot to add, more undocumented workers EXCEPT Cuban traitors running from the warm embrace of uncle Fidel.


I'm starting to think about deporting myself to Tax Free Cayman Islands.

We'll see how the drunk Cape Cod Orca figures out how to fund his beloved welfare programs once the people who pay the taxes leave or decide to become welfare recipients rather than endlessly paying into the system. Then we can really test all those fabulous hippie theories about living "close to nature"! With any luck, the United States will soon resemble Mexico and everyone can finally feel relief from White Guilt. Gaia will be pleased.


Maybe The Monarch of Massachusetts, Edward Kopechne-Kennedy, can give a good example of his dedication to this cause by offering to personally drive persyns of indeterminate national origin across a bridge over the Rio Grande River.


Hey, speaking of recipes for genocide....

Jimmah Cartah has finally denounced president chimpy McChimperton as the worst president ever!!

Jimmah says "I think as far as the adverse impact on the nation around the world, this administration has been the worst in history,".

Wow. So, Jimmah's history starts in 1981, huh?

This would be in contrast to Jimmah's good work in aiding the Ayatollah's usurption of power in Iran. Look how that's worked out for the world! Oh, yeah, and the wonderful plan of appeasing every blood-sucking dictator and You're-a-peein free loader brought us "much love" from the rest of the world. And Hollywood.

Hey, what's a few gas lines and runaway inflation between friends? Let's not forget how hard he came down on Reagan's cold war policies. Boy, if only we'd listened to Jimmah, so many more people around the world could still be living Jimmah's communist utopian dream.

/moron off/

This is proof that evil never dies. How old is he? When am I going to get a day off to celebrate his funeral? I would be okay with sewing his trap shut too.


Jimmah took office soon after we arrived in the United States from the Soviet Union (by way of Western Europe).

He was blathering about how "communism is just another way to live". experience was that communism is another way to die. A slow, painful way to die. Did Jimmah nevah wundah why the guns at the border were pointed into the country, or why alcoholism rates skyrocketed or why East Germans were digging tunnels to get away from communist utopia?

No. Jimmah doesn't wundah about anathang except how the Jooooos got to be so much bettah off than him. Somebody, please hand Jimmah his white hood.


If this bill had been passed in 2004 when Ryghtful Presydent Jean Francois Kerry had his ascension to the throne stolen by HitlerBurton & KKKarl Rove then
The Hero Tookie may have been allowed to move to Mexico instead of being murdered by Bu$Hitler's jack-booted thugs. And we would have more children's books about crack and gubmint housing with lead paint on the walls.
And what do you think of the facial expressions of Crystal in the video? Prozac? Zoloft? Both?


I think feel the neo-kkkons ought to pay the $5000 fee. It will be wonderful to see all those legal illegals registering as Democrats. We'll get our utopia yet.


I think feel the neo-kkkons ought to pay the $5000 fee. It will be wonderful to see all those legal illegals registering as Democrats. We'll get our utopia yet.!

Heard today on a local radio talk show that we are going to qualify the illegals after 18 months of work to receive Social Security (SS) if they have worked and paid into the Mexican SS for the difference.

This is the first I have ever heard of Mexican SS. And how could they have been paying into Mexican SS if they were here instead of there? Looks like we could Blame the Shrub for this compromise?

Pretty good deal, pay $5000 in (North Mexico) and then pay Mexican SS and receive tens of thousands of dollars over the last 20 years of your life "Gaaohnteed". I'm packing my bags for warmer climas and drink some cerveza.



I think the provision you are eluding to should be ammended to refer the 5 grand be paid to one current poverty stricken American citizen, in person.

Since the Zvisa ahh, poor tired huddled mexicans, are taking an extrememly valuable job out of our economy, it should be handled that way, unless of course the recipient would prefer the lowrider upgrade ;)

Carl G

Illegal immigration, yet another infringement on our rights by the gov't. Add it to the ever-growing list of violations:
They violate the 1st Amendment by opening mail, caging demonstrators and banning books like "America Deceived" from Amazon.
They violate the 2nd Amendment by confiscating guns during Katrina.
They violate the 4th Amendment by conducting warrant-less wiretaps.
They violate the 5th and 6th Amendment by suspending habeas corpus.
They violate the 8th Amendment by torturing.
They violate the entire Constitution by starting 2 illegal wars based on lies and on behalf of a foriegn gov't.
Vote for Dr. Ron Paul and reverse these trends.
Last link (unless Google Books caves to the gov't and drops the title):
America Deceived (book)

Fist of Etiquette

They also violate the 4th Amendment by infringing on the Right to a Partial-Birth Abortion. I would like to commend "America Deceived" for flying under the government radar for so long. (Work some amendment that the Zionists are violating into that sales pitch and you sold yourself another copy.)


Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore.

You know, I have always had conflicted feelings regarding the engraving on the base of Lady Liberty. One the one hand, as a French lady, I can see why she would want to lift her skirt for whatever sailor that comes into port. On the other hand, a lot of Latino "voters" reject the notion of gay marriage. Also, America is a horrible, horrible country that contributes nothing but ills to the world. I don't think we should be tricking foreigners into coming here.


I guess I have to spell it out for you all. The reason Bu$hco and his running dog imperialist lackeys are going soft on illegal aliens is because The Chimpster himself is an alien. Not like Mexicans or Canadians, but a real alien human hybrid like the ones documented in the X-Files. It's common knowledge that alien colonization of Gaia has been occuring since Roswell, but it's been skillfully concealed by the Bilderbergers, the Illuminati, and the Concil on Foreign Relations.

Just to let you know how successful the alien colonists have been, in the last election, BOTH candidates were hybrids. Bush's giveaway is that he has the simian features of the Aquarians, who despite their chimpish appearance, possess great knowledge about the ecology and social issues. Kerry closely resembles the global warming and condiment experts known as the Sagitarians. The first Sagitarian to become well known in the US was Mr. Ed, who still speaks at carbon credit franchise presentations.

I'm OK with the colonization because humans are a disease on Gaia. I'd just rather have a Democrat alien hybrid as President.

We are not alone.


Arlo..quite brilliant observation..

"...The first Sagitarian to become well known in the US was Mr. Ed, who still speaks at carbon credit franchise presentations."

Johnny Cash did a great Mr. Ed impersonation !

Another well known Sag was Herman Munster.



Dust my broom kicks ass. You might pick up a few coins on Beale St.

Peace out.

Talking Toaster

Speaking of hydraulics, I was trying to unclog my bong with my abortion hanger and the darn bowl broke off. Now my medicinal hemp just floats around in the water. Dam that Bush!

I am advising Bush and McCocaine drop the price of “Amnesty” to $.99 just like the store with that same name. If we can just import a few more Mexican Narco Traffickers
it’s reasonable to assume the price hemp, coke, and crack will drop.

Then I can look forward to the day my when WIC check buys the bare necessities of life – which includes a full month’s supply of medicinal hemp.

Like many of you I too look forward to buying a few ounces of hemp and coke from my local mobile corn comb vender in South Central LA while a festive 100 person gun battle is raging on in the back ground.

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