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RadioTom

First, liberals suck.

brainsample

Harkening back to my dark ignorant days of catholic education, it seemed we were always having "retreats" of some kind. My hypnosis therapy has shown that these were mainly opportunities for our pedophile priests to get in our pants.

So, I see a twofold opportunity here: by redefining "retreat", we appeal to the Jebus tards and NAMBLA.

What progressive would pass up an opportunity like that?

camojack

What if you use it as in to retreat some material to make it waterproof or somesuch?!

Kinky Bee

A "ginseng colonic with friends high in the wooded climes of the misty Cascades" while our "toes" are in our "ears" and we are eating "cheese" with the "Primates" of "France" and drinking "some big, fruity, Appeasement & Capitulation cocktails down on Dhimmi Beach".

How Heavenly(but not the religious kind). It positively sounds like Paradise. Will we have our Mooselimb brethren partaking with us? I find they have a way of TOTALLY relaxing every part of their body. I must admit, though, the gas and fumes they give off during their relaxation is a bit strong, but for some reason, 72 virgins find it appealing. But I'm sure being the great Lyb...err...Progressyves we are, a small bit of odor is tolerable to us. And what a small price to pay for a luxurious respite from the Fascist, jackbooted RethugliKKKans who spend every waking moment of every day devising plans to destroy us.

We are just so friendly and peaceful, and all we want to do is commune with Mother Nature(in the nude, which is proper) and Jihadists. Those Neanderthal RepugniKKKan thugs should all just be taken out and shot for trying to ruin a beautiful moment in which we commune together, frolicking playfully among the daisies and poppies.

P.S. Lar will you be offering Poppy seed face masks and Medicinal Herb body wraps in the steam baths this year?

Fist of Etiquette

Retreat? NEVER!!! This is no time for half measures. The harsh reality is that we are in what may be a neverending struggle with extremists, and you need resolve yourselves to that.

No, retreat is not an option. The only solution is full-on surrender. White flags out, hands in the air, Frog-style surrender, to the first terrorist you can find. We are in a political battle with the extreme Right Wing, and if we willingly give them one single inch, we risk losing the White House to them again in 2009. And, really, isn't purposely losing in Iraq worth winning the White House?

Bush4Ever

If Ryghtful Presydent, Jean Francois Kerry, was in the White House, we would have been out of Iraq by now. No one knows how to run away from a fight better than he does.

Privé des droits civiques, victime de conspiration

Radio Tom, you're right.. liberals suck, nice liberals swallow.

Larry, Surrender just means 'join the winning side' !!! Retreat means to reapply whatever you are treating.. like Thompson's Water Treatment !!
or Nancy's eye mask !!

I have a LOT of experience with 'redeployment' When I was a very progressyve nurse , at a very progressyve hospytal.. WE had a massyve redeployment.

We became a 'patient focused' hospytal overnight ! They 'redeployed' all the experienced, well trained, folks into little pieces all over the places where the less fortunate/weekends off crowd were already deployed. It was a much more 'lateral' environment to work in, so as soon as I could..I slid out the door.


But this is different, only the really cool word 'redeployment' is the same !!

Redeployment..redeployment..

You know, if you say redeployment three times in a mirror when it's a full moon and Nancy isn't scheduled for surgery, Bush whips out his veto stick !!

csason

Radio Tom, you're right.. liberals suck, nice liberals swallow.

Larry, Surrender just means 'join the winning side' !!! Retreat means to reapply whatever you are treating.. like Thompson's Water Treatment !!
or Nancy's eye mask !!

I have a LOT of experience with 'redeployment' When I was a very progressyve nurse , at a very progressyve hospytal.. WE had a massyve redeployment.

We became a 'patient focused' hospytal overnight ! They 'redeployed' all the experienced, well trained, folks into little pieces all over the places where the less fortunate/weekends off crowd were already deployed. It was a much more 'lateral' environment to work in, so as soon as I could..I slid out the door.


But this is different, only the really cool word 'redeployment' is the same !!

Redeployment..redeployment..

You know, if you say redeployment three times in a mirror when it's a full moon and Nancy isn't scheduled for surgery, Bush whips out his veto stick !!

Libby Gone™

Gaia is ALWAYS on the winning side in any war.

aha

Well, the French started all this 'retreat' bidness. Larry is right. We can't retreat because that is cowardly. Strategic redeployment is all about making the troops feel good about being stabbed in the back. But that idiot Chimpster should read his own rules about 'No Child Leaved Behind.' He mandated that anyone who went to an institution run by an agency for the government would be gauranteed a Chance.
And that is all the Dhimms are saying, is give their pieces of work a chance.

DANG THAT BUSH!!!

DoubleU

Anything with "re" in front of it can't be bad... REcycling, REdistribution of wealth, RE-vote, REcount, REgulations, REnounce Bush, REdeployment, Republi... wait a sec.

Che

They've done the same thing with other words. People used to say they were "gay" all the time. Then the reich wingers made people ashamed of that fact.

So now "retreat" joins other such words as "coke", "is", "screw", "tang", "Monica", and "abort" in the wastebin of American vernacular.


libmeister

Check out how brave and highly intelligent progressive 9/11 truthers are speaking truth to power in defending Loose Change's charges of government conspiracy here.

I was extremely offending by one comment about so many pointy-heads, so little tinfoil.

I'll have you know that I've laid in a very good supply of tinfoil thankyouverymuch. I'm not stupid!

libmeister

That's "offended" not "offending". Sorry, I'm upset at reich-wing criticisms.

Dave

I've been on the road with my band "Jump,Little Eichmanns,Jump" the past few weeks on the "Truth to power" tour. We have been spreading the word that we should just surrender to our islamic overlords and carbombs of peace would be going off all over the world!

While driving down the road,(Hybrid car,thank you)I wrote a song that gets to the dark heart of this bush issue.

"In bu$h's face"

When the repukes say, "we are the master race"
SIEG HEIL!! SIEG HEIL!!
Right in Bu$h's face!

When Cheney throws out red meat, to appeal to his rascist base
SIEG HEIL!! SIEG HEIL!!
Right in Bu$h's face!

Gaia weeps at the way we treat this place
SIEG HEIL!! SIEG HEIL!!
Right in Bu$h's face!

Surrender now it's the only way! we need to make the case
SIEG HEIL!! SIEG HEIL!!
Right in Bu$h's face!

(Here we drift into free form music interlude called "Jazz Explosion" for 1:42 min)

I hate AmerKKKa! it's such a terrible place
SIEG HEIL!! SIEG HEIL!!
Right in Bu$h face!

Bu$h was behind 9/11! the REAL truth is a disgrace
SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL!
Right in Bu$h's face!

then a 20 min drum solo.....

Arbiter

The Phrench have hired a neo-con goon to run their global country who wants to have "good relations" with the Amerikkkans, now Bush does not want to give in to mooselums and their religion of pieces (heads, arms, etc.)

I question the timing.

The Exorcist

OH MY GAIA!!!

Just a little off topic, but the entry marked 8 May 2007 here shows just how much weight David Hamburgerhoff has put on since he started drinking again.

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/david-hasselhoff/?view=full

bush4ever

Has DicKKK Cheney's daughter, Mary, who is a Lesbian and likes other Lesbians, weighed in on this matter yet? I'm just asking is all.

Arbiter

Hold on a second Bush4Ever. Are you saying that our Vice President has a daughter named "Mary" who is a devout lesbian? Who would leak such a personal thing?

aha

Somebody has been listening to their Spike Jones collection...brilliant.

JannyMae

I would have posted sooner, but my head was aching too much from Dave's 20min drum solo.

Better after a few bong hits and some delicious mushrooms I found growing underneath the sink at Lar's!

Wow! Pretty colors! There's something shiny over there! What were we talking about, again?

Like, wow!

Arbiter

JannyMae,

We were talking about how it's Bush's fault that I had to put down my Phrench Poodle "Poopsy" because of the rigged election in France where thousands of rioting, car "detailing" youths were not allowed to vote multiple times...

JannyMae

Rigged erections? Is Viagra involved? Oh wait, you said, "elections." Hmmm. I have a great grandfather that still votes in Chicago, although he died in 1936. Does that count?

I'm sure that's Bush's fault, too.

Yes, I remember we were talking about making the site all Phrench all the time. I thought that meant I would get a sore tongue...but now you're saying I have to detail cars? I'm more confused than ever...not that that's news!

Arbiter

JM, as long as your Grand Dad is voting Democratic, it's perfectly legal. You're simply fulfilling his wishes.

The "detailing" by these "youths" I'm referring to is the aforementioned mysterious "youths" giving people free "heat combustion" cleansing and rotating the vehicles at no charge.

JannyMae

Heat combustion? Sounds like Arizona, right now, Arbs! Triple digit warmth, baby! Are there Phrench youths here illegally, heating things up?

Well, I slam that damned Bush for rigging those elections in Phrance. First IMus limits, now he's rigging foreign elections! What next? Another tornado in Kansas?

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