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Cricket

FIRST

Liberal Larry

Second!

DoubleU

Larry, is this just for Congress or for all members of the people's Republic of Blue States?

The Exorcist

Adrian Dantley!!

libmeister

It's what every progressyve knows, Bu$Hitler, Cheney and RoveHimmler are the axis of evil. The Global War is against them!

Disprove that you kkkonservative wingnuts!

Dodger

Maybe we should call it "The war formally known as terror."

Bubblehead

This is such good news, it makes me want to sing! (To the tune of the Bon Jovi song "You Give Love A Bad Name"):

♪♫ Blood on my dick, and you're too blame,
Honey, you give head a bad way...
Your braces cut, your teeth cause pain,
Baby, you give head a bad way...
♫♪

Bubblehead

Bush/Rove/Cheney/Halliburton/MLB added an extra "o" in the word "to" in the first line of my song!

camojack

Global War...ming!

Kinky Bee

10th!! I guess now that we no longer have a Global War on Terror, we can FINALLY start the Global War on Global Warming. Gaia will be pleased.

Bubba

We can declare a Global War On Idiots after the first Islamofascist suitcase nuke takes out DC while Congress is in session.

Che Gaiavera

I've got one:

A guy slapping himself on the forehead and cringing with the caption, "Speaker Pelosi took it upon herself to _____".

Fist of Etiquette

Okay, since we now finally agree that pro-America propaganda has no place in a Democrat-run congress, can we now also finally defund The War That Dare Not Speak Its Name so I can have my free healthcare?

Methinks

Ah, yes! The Democrats are geniuses! The Global war on the AmeriKKKan economy and Free MarKKKets is much more important that the Global War on That Which Shall Not Be Named (GWTWSNBN). First of all, in government, the longer the acronym the better. Second the terrorists and the Democrats both have the same agenda – the destruction of freedom and affluence. The terror war is already being waged by someone else, so righteous Dems need to concentrate on the economy. Sarb-Ox was just the beginning of the destruction of our markets. The unwashed masses will never notice!!!!!!

Genius!

bay injurer

Larry - you're going soft in your old age - how in Gaias name could you have forgotten the international signing for 'rush limbaugh has anal cysts'????

Arbiter

It's high time that we followed Larry's brilliant model. We could get rid of the pesky terrorist problem all together if we just referred to them as "liberals"

Dave

As a progressive, I know that the words "Global war on terror" only serves to make more terrorists. It hurts people's feeling and forces them to blow people up with car bombs.

It's just like back when those boys in elementary school use to take my milk money. I was was so smart I knew if I stood up to them I would have to fight them and fighting never solved anything, besides, it only got my ass kicked. I needed to understand why they wanted to take my milk money, who was responsible for their feelings, what did I do to make them want take my money and ways to solve this through conflict resolution. Oh to be 8 years old and be a morally upright, big-thinking progressive!

But I did notice that the stopped taking the milk money of those boys who fought back harder than them. I wonder why?

BTY Did you see that KKKarl Rove added another scalp to his collection? He killed Kurt Vonnegut this morning!

Methinks

Yah, well, it's totally understandable that the Democrats would want to stop the global war on terror since it amounts to a war on the Democrates.

Arbiter

Well, President Un-Elect Nancy Pelosi is considering going to Iran to visit Ahminadinnerjacket. This will accomplish the following:

1. Iran will freeze their nuclear program
2. Iran will stop funding terrorists who are killing our soldiers
3. They will recognize Israel
4. They will admit the Holocaust was real

Am I missing anything folks?

Methinks

No, Arbi, not at all. The Democrats have a long record of success in the Middle East. Dhimmi Cartah pulled military support for the Shah of Iran in the 1970's because he didn't like the Iran's human rights record. That record is markedly improved now, don't you think? I'm sure that Mizz PLOsi will have no trouble convincing Ahmadinnerjacket to extend a friendly invitation to Jews to visit his nuclear facilities.

Arbiter

Wonderful lesson Methinks!

I know Judas got 30 pieces of silver to rat out Jesus. What's the going rate on Israel? Nancy should do pretty nicely for herself.

Methinks

Hitler would have loved modern day progressyves!!

"The Egyptian opposition daily Al-Masryoon reported that high-level diplomatic sources said that Muslim Brotherhood General Guide Muhammad Mahdi ‘Akef, several members of his office, and Muslim Brotherhood MPs had been invited by U.S. Democrat congressmen to visit the U.S. next month and to speak to Congress."

Oh, gaiaa!! I can feel peace coming like a thunder in the distance!

Che Gaiavera

And where's the sign for Condi "Stepin Fetchit" Rice?

Bush4Ever

"1. Iran will freeze their nuclear program
2. Iran will stop funding terrorists who are killing our soldiers
3. They will recognize Israel
4. They will admit the Holocaust was real"

5. They will all stop wearing suits that mkae them look like extras in that Borat movie.

Che Gaiavera

6: Mahmoud and his special friend Hugo will drop the facade and finally take that long vacation to Vermont they've been denying each other for years.

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