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Dave

I love the humor here. it's as dry as a popcorn fart.

Arlo

Anal cysts + Galactic Warming = Illegal war.

Choke on that you twit headed, proto-facist, mindbot pawns of Herr Chimperor McHitlerBu$h.

Gaia was MIA, but now she's back. She's pissed. Part II, The Beginning!

Remember, Bombs kill puppies.

Arlo

I have a chopper with no speedometer. My anal cysts start slapping together around 70 MPH, so they actually have some utility.

Anyone else use their anal cysts as a speedometer?

Just curious, but not in THAT kinda way.

Peace Out!

RWing Nut

I have been committed to the fight against global warming from the beginning and not just with phoney carbon credits. To show my commitment to saving mother Gaia, I had the servant quarters power disconnected. This reduced 500 square feet worth of power guzzling space in my 40,000 sf country home. We all have to make sacrifices.
Unfortunately, 3 months later Esmerald the housekeeper announced she was "embarasada".

"Senior Nut, after you turned off the power it was so cold in the servants house, I took the gardner into my bed to keep warm."

Well, I'd be embarassed too if I was going to bring another CO2 belching rug rat into the world. After she refused my offer to drop her at the family planning clinic in my Hummer (I had to go into town anyway to cash my oil well royalty check) my choice was clear. I can't understand why she cried and begged me not to have her returned to Fidel's paradise on Earth.

Being progryssve means looking for innovative solutions to my housekeeper problem. Could any of you recommend a gay housekeeper or gardner who doesn't insist on heat or light in their affordable housing?

Che Gaiavera

I have been committed to the fight against global warming from the beginning and not just with phoney carbon credits.

I'll have you know that my carbon credit is authentic! It has a picture of two polar bears in danger of drowning because their iceberg is melting and everything. And I payed extra to have it overnighted to me so my carbon footprint could shrink immediately.

Arbiter

Mary Cheney (the gay daughter of Dick Cheney) has declared Venus the first queer friendly planet.

libmeister

...and Mars has genital herpes.

IS THERE NO JUSTICE ... particularly since RoveHimmler and Bu$Hitler have secret plans to continue raping Gaia!

Rocky Mtn. Lioness

"Bush doesn't care about green people"==F.O.E.

“It's time for us to rebuild Galactica -- the one that should be a broccoli Galactica. This solar system will be a majority Galactic-American. It's the way Gaia wants it to be. You can't have Galactica no other way. It wouldn't be Galactica."

[Beldar, Prymat, Connie Conehead Nagin]

Arbiter

I'm getting worried that the Milky Way is not representative of our chocolate planet as described by the wise Ray Nagin...

Rocky Mtn. Lioness

"I have been committed to the fight against global warming from the beginning and not just with phoney carbon credits."===RWing Nut

I made a decision last night to do my part as well. After a dinner of corned beef, cabbage, onions, potatoes, carrots, onions, cabbage, spices, garlic & onions, in order to counter any potentially adverse contributions to global warming, I followed it up with a York Peppermint Patty™ out of the freezer to cool things down & counter gore-bowl warming.
Of course the "corned beef brisket" was made of tofu....duuuhh! Why do you even ask.....Fascists!?!?!


I anticipate the day when we will hear those first 4 italicized words from RWing Nut's quote-- (rightfully) spoken from the very lips of Prophet Al Gorebull Warning!

SpinningOlive

All of this is well and good, but the real question is: How will this effect me? Will it stop or slow down my government checks? oh, the humanity.

Kinky Bee

"If Earth truly has a fever as the prophet Al Gore says, then Mars has a severe runny nose. Neptune has a persistent cough. Mercury has the clap - probably something it picked up from that slut, Venus. Jupiter has herpes. Saturn has ringworm. Pluto isn't considered a planet any more and is probably just feeling a little depressed. Uranus, of course, has cysts."--LL

This TOTALLY gives a new meaning to Universal Healthcare and why we need it. Hillary/Bore '08. Gaia! To have a Clitton/Bore ticket again. The stars will align, and peace will FINALLY rule the Earth and planet's again.

Kinky Bee

P.S. Prove that Myanus has cysts, LibLar. I believe it is Uranus that has cysts. And of course, we all know
Rushie is Cystie.

Kinky Bee

P.S. Prove that Myanus has cysts, LibLar. I believe it is Uranus that has cysts, or maybe your ovaries. Or, is that Peaceblossom? And of course, we all know Rushie is Cystie.

Kinky Bee

"that Venus™ slut helped me shave my legs today."

I'm not quite sure if I should be jealous or understanding. She shaves my legs, too. Gaia! She gets around!

Methinks

"This TOTALLY gives a new meaning to Universal Healthcare and why we need it" - Miz Kinky

And thank Gaiaa that our brave leftists have had the bravery to bravely vote on bringing our brave gay baby killing troops home by fall 2008 so that. All this brave bravery in confronting the Nazi rethuglican Shrub's veto pen should be commended by the progressyves who just want to peacefully move on to submitting to our Muslim overlords and unifying and regulating all activities under the appropriate five year plan.

although, you'd think they could just defund the war NOW instead of simultaneously telling the enemy that we've surrendered and left our troops there like sitting ducks......

Son of the South™

Just got back from doing my part to kill the planet, and for that I'm damned proud. 76 degrees (F), low humidity, sunny skies in the beautiful South, ya'll. Took the fun ride out for a little 32-valve, 8 MPG, 130MPH+ Italian tune-up.

Screw you, Algore, you silly communist dupe. Unmedicated, useful(less?) idiot.

God bless America, God bless capitalism, and God bless Mars (hey, it is March, you know).

SoS

BCMG

I'm doing my part: I don't shave or bathe or flush the toilet (wastes water) but once a month. I don't use any fans (uses electricity) or air conditioning in the summer. In the winter I just wear more sweaters (layered on top of eachother) around the house instead of turning on the heat. I do drive a car or smoke a bowl once in a while, but I buy carbon offsets for that, (ebay has some good deals on carbon offsets - or you can try Macy's - they have really good sales occasionally.) Once I saw George Clooney on the street when I was visiting LA and I wanted to tell him everything I was doing. I knew he would think it was sexy and cool and he'd want to be my friend, but as I got closer, yelling "George! Wait up! I'm green too!" he scrunched his nose, pinched it and ran in the other direction. (?) I guess a bus or something with a lot of bad emissions came by...

unSHEEHAG

"I'm getting worried that the Milky Way is not representative of our chocolate planet as described by the wise Ray Nagin..."

So, are they going to rename it the 'Chocolaty-Milky Way'? That would be kewl.

Arbiter

Nice one unSHEEHAG. I'd eat that!

Jack D

Environmentalism and Al Gore are distractions. As the mass media creates illusions, Big Brother clamps down by opening our mail, suspending habeas corpus, stealing private lands, banning books like "America Deceived" from Amazon, rigging elections, conducting warrantless wiretaps and starting wars based on blatant lies. Soon, the sinking of an Aircraft Carrier(by Mossad) will occur and the US will 'retaliate' against Iran. Which AIPAC-lobbying country benefit's from that? How much will the environment matter after a Nuke attack on Iran? Not much. Stop Iraq, Prevent Iran then worry about the environment.
Last link (before Google Books bends to gov't Will and drops the title):
America Deceived (book)

JannyMae

Nice one unSHEEHAG. I'd eat that!

Posted by: Arbiter

Well, of course,you would Arbiter. ...but look at who/what you sleep with!

I confess to being a monogamous heterosexual married womyn***. Gaia told me that confession is good for the soles, and I can't afford a new pair of, "earth shoes," right now....

***waiting for condemnation from my progressyve peers***

JannyMae

Somebody is posting that comment all over the internet. I wouldn't be surprised if it's the author of that, "novel," he links to.

Unfortunately, nothing in his post is the truth, including the part about Amazon.com 'banning' the book.

DonkeyDick

No condemnation JannyMae. About your bizarre lifestyle, I mean. After all, diversity is the most important thing in the world.

It's just that I've never heard of anything quite so, so ABNORMAL.

But thank you for sharing...

DonkeyDick

"Jack D" stands for "Jack Daniels". I have had lots of experience with that particular magic potion and believe you me, if you want to escape reality...

That will surely do it to ya.

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