Mitt Romney has officially announced his intentions to steal the 2008 election, yet it has aroused little excitement in fellow party members who feel he’s not “conservative” enough for their support. Romney's against gay marriage and less than enthusiastic about abortion – he’d have to invade Poland to be any more “conservative”. Still, the GOP mullahs are worried that Romney may only be pretending to be one of them to woo Republican voters.
Gosh, if there was only some way for Romney to show the GOP that his conservativism is sincere.
Oh, I know!
A Hitler mustache would not only serve to convince Romney’s fellow Republicans that he’s conservative enough to become Der Fuhrer, but also save progressive bloggers the trouble of having to photoshop one on.
Let's face it: people are going to make the obvious connections anyway. Romney is far more Hitleresque than Bush, who is himself more Hitleresque than even Hitler was. So MittLER might as well make it official and sprout a little Nazi 'stache before one of the other Repug runners steals the idea.
That's just my advice as an unbiased observer.
Nah, it's not you... It's that anal cyst Dude's fault.
(hey, if Jimmah Carter can blame the Joooos, then I can blame Dude).
Posted by: Arbiter | February 16, 2007 at 02:56 PM
I think you're just lucky, FOE.
Posted by: JannyMae | February 16, 2007 at 02:59 PM
It's been over a week now since Anna Nicole died, and I have yet to receive a visit from my federally-funded grief counselor.
This isn't one of the programs that this thuggish administration cut out, is it?
When Molly Ivins died, I was so bereft that the grief-counselor corps sent out this sweetie who looked like she was trying to smuggle balloons. I buried my face in her pillowy bazoomas and wept uncontrollably for half an hour.
If the federal grief counselors are still being funded I hope a lot more worthless celebrities and left-wing icons croak so I can take advantage of this fine program.
Posted by: Dudd | February 16, 2007 at 03:37 PM
Okay, I'm late with this but....Rudy Mussollini Giulliani is running too.
Now I'm torn. I really like Mittler but Giulliani got my respect after he cleaned up NYC - especially since he understands the importance of lower taxes for economic development.
My favourite qutoe: "Socialism is the enslavement of anyone who has too much dignity not to work".
AAAAARGH!!! Crap! I forgot where I was (Che's slip must be catching)!
SHRILLARY FOR PRESIDENT!! WE NEED A FIVE YEAR PLAN!!! MORE "NON-BINDING" RESOLUTIONS TO "SUPPORT THE TROOPS"!!! TAX AWAY ALL INCENTIVE TO CREATE WEALTH IN THE ECONOMY SO THAT WE CAN HAVE DOUBLE DIGIT UNEMPLOYMENT LIKE EUROPE! I mean, I hear French Women don't get fat. Obviously, this is very appealing. And all that matters. *sniff*
Posted by: Methinks | February 16, 2007 at 03:45 PM
Jesus is Satan.
Posted by: Dude | February 16, 2007 at 05:25 PM
And Dud(e) is a sad sorry one. Don't you EVER say that again about the Savior of this world who atoned for your sins and loves you in spite of your craven stupidity.
Posted by: aha | February 16, 2007 at 06:25 PM
aha, he is merely trolling for a response, as he doesn't believe in either Jesus or satan.
Ignore his sorry ass....
Posted by: JannyMae | February 16, 2007 at 07:07 PM
"Don't you EVER say that again about the Savior of this world who atoned for your sins and loves you in spite of your craven stupidity."
Atoned for my sins? He did a bad job.
I hope he comes back so I can spit in his face.
Posted by: Dude | February 16, 2007 at 07:36 PM
"Don't you EVER say that again about the Savior of this world who atoned for your sins and loves you in spite of your craven stupidity."
Atoned for my sins? He did a bad job.
I hope he comes back so I can spit in his face.
Posted by: Dude | February 16, 2007 at 07:36 PM
"Ignore his sorry ass...."
I got you thinking about my ass.
Now that's progress.
Posted by: Dude | February 16, 2007 at 08:02 PM
I thought Bush was Satan? I'm so confused.
Posted by: Che | February 16, 2007 at 08:04 PM
No, Che. Bush is Hitler. Much worse than Satan.
Posted by: JannyMae | February 16, 2007 at 10:13 PM
I think about your ass too, big'Dude. Grandpa'Dude said that you were a rascist and that he was ashamed that you were his son. Is that really true?
Posted by: lil'Dude | February 17, 2007 at 04:08 AM
I think he was talking about Jesus, my Mexican gardener, and Miroslav Satan, the New York Islanders right winger. I must confess, I always wondered why my lawn boy was only available during the NHL's off-season, and why he was often missing teeth.
Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | February 17, 2007 at 04:48 AM
FOE, good point.
Besides, only Satan (or a minion of his) would spew the venom Dude does. Ergo Dude=dumb ass.
Posted by: Arbiter | February 17, 2007 at 05:50 AM
Christ didn't do a poor job, you did when you made your choices in life.
Posted by: aha | February 17, 2007 at 06:10 AM
And He is coming back...not so you can spit in His face, but so you will fall to your knee and know He is the Son of God.
Posted by: aha | February 17, 2007 at 06:11 AM
No worries aha. The only spitting Dude is going to do will be on Satan's cock when he goes down on him in hell...
Posted by: Arbiter | February 17, 2007 at 06:21 AM
But if Bush is Hitler, who is KKKarl Rove?
Posted by: Che | February 17, 2007 at 07:00 AM
Goebbels?
Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | February 17, 2007 at 07:36 AM
Christ didn't do a poor job, you did when you made your choices in life.
Posted by: aha
You are correct, of course, but Dude doesn't care, aha. He says he is proud to reject the holy spirit.
He is nothing more than an obstinate child, who blames his own problems on anyone but himself.
Very sad.
Posted by: JannyMae | February 17, 2007 at 08:36 AM
This site is lame now.
Posted by: Dude | February 17, 2007 at 09:09 AM
My being a logical thinking left-winger, I usually don't cotton to no "conspiracy theories". Most of the conspiracy theories I hear about (Like who was actually responsible for JFK's murder and the lack of real airliners hitting the twin towers) are conspiracy FACTS.
I find it "interesting" however, that shortly after Jimmah Cahtah (Our peanut farming ex-pres.)wrote a book condemning Israel for being an apartheid nation, we now have poisoned PEANUT BUTTER.
Everybody knows that peanut butter and gefilte fish sandwiches are a staple in every Jooooish school kid's lunch box.
Coincidence? I think not...
Posted by: DonkeyDick | February 17, 2007 at 12:28 PM
"This site is lame now. - Dude"
Get your candy-ass outta here then.
Posted by: Bubba | February 17, 2007 at 03:11 PM
100!!!
Posted by: Bush4Ever | February 17, 2007 at 05:30 PM