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Arbiter

Nah, it's not you... It's that anal cyst Dude's fault.

(hey, if Jimmah Carter can blame the Joooos, then I can blame Dude).

JannyMae

I think you're just lucky, FOE.

Dudd

It's been over a week now since Anna Nicole died, and I have yet to receive a visit from my federally-funded grief counselor.

This isn't one of the programs that this thuggish administration cut out, is it?

When Molly Ivins died, I was so bereft that the grief-counselor corps sent out this sweetie who looked like she was trying to smuggle balloons. I buried my face in her pillowy bazoomas and wept uncontrollably for half an hour.

If the federal grief counselors are still being funded I hope a lot more worthless celebrities and left-wing icons croak so I can take advantage of this fine program.

Methinks

Okay, I'm late with this but....Rudy Mussollini Giulliani is running too.

Now I'm torn. I really like Mittler but Giulliani got my respect after he cleaned up NYC - especially since he understands the importance of lower taxes for economic development.

My favourite qutoe: "Socialism is the enslavement of anyone who has too much dignity not to work".

AAAAARGH!!! Crap! I forgot where I was (Che's slip must be catching)!
SHRILLARY FOR PRESIDENT!! WE NEED A FIVE YEAR PLAN!!! MORE "NON-BINDING" RESOLUTIONS TO "SUPPORT THE TROOPS"!!! TAX AWAY ALL INCENTIVE TO CREATE WEALTH IN THE ECONOMY SO THAT WE CAN HAVE DOUBLE DIGIT UNEMPLOYMENT LIKE EUROPE! I mean, I hear French Women don't get fat. Obviously, this is very appealing. And all that matters. *sniff*

Dude

Jesus is Satan.

aha

And Dud(e) is a sad sorry one. Don't you EVER say that again about the Savior of this world who atoned for your sins and loves you in spite of your craven stupidity.

JannyMae

aha, he is merely trolling for a response, as he doesn't believe in either Jesus or satan.

Ignore his sorry ass....

Dude

"Don't you EVER say that again about the Savior of this world who atoned for your sins and loves you in spite of your craven stupidity."

Atoned for my sins? He did a bad job.

I hope he comes back so I can spit in his face.

Dude

"Don't you EVER say that again about the Savior of this world who atoned for your sins and loves you in spite of your craven stupidity."

Atoned for my sins? He did a bad job.

I hope he comes back so I can spit in his face.

Dude

"Ignore his sorry ass...."

I got you thinking about my ass.

Now that's progress.

Che

I thought Bush was Satan? I'm so confused.

JannyMae

No, Che. Bush is Hitler. Much worse than Satan.

lil'Dude

I think about your ass too, big'Dude. Grandpa'Dude said that you were a rascist and that he was ashamed that you were his son. Is that really true?

Fist of Etiquette

I think he was talking about Jesus, my Mexican gardener, and Miroslav Satan, the New York Islanders right winger. I must confess, I always wondered why my lawn boy was only available during the NHL's off-season, and why he was often missing teeth.

Arbiter

FOE, good point.

Besides, only Satan (or a minion of his) would spew the venom Dude does. Ergo Dude=dumb ass.

aha

Christ didn't do a poor job, you did when you made your choices in life.

aha

And He is coming back...not so you can spit in His face, but so you will fall to your knee and know He is the Son of God.

Arbiter

No worries aha. The only spitting Dude is going to do will be on Satan's cock when he goes down on him in hell...

Che

But if Bush is Hitler, who is KKKarl Rove?

Fist of Etiquette

Goebbels?

JannyMae

Christ didn't do a poor job, you did when you made your choices in life.

Posted by: aha

You are correct, of course, but Dude doesn't care, aha. He says he is proud to reject the holy spirit.

He is nothing more than an obstinate child, who blames his own problems on anyone but himself.

Very sad.

Dude

This site is lame now.

DonkeyDick

My being a logical thinking left-winger, I usually don't cotton to no "conspiracy theories". Most of the conspiracy theories I hear about (Like who was actually responsible for JFK's murder and the lack of real airliners hitting the twin towers) are conspiracy FACTS.

I find it "interesting" however, that shortly after Jimmah Cahtah (Our peanut farming ex-pres.)wrote a book condemning Israel for being an apartheid nation, we now have poisoned PEANUT BUTTER.

Everybody knows that peanut butter and gefilte fish sandwiches are a staple in every Jooooish school kid's lunch box.

Coincidence? I think not...

Bubba

"This site is lame now. - Dude"

Get your candy-ass outta here then.

Bush4Ever

100!!!

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