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Well, Mit doesn't have but one wife. That was done away with. Although we hear Hillary has multiple personalities....

BCMG

He can use that cigar trick on me anytime he likes. And I don't even care that he's a member of the ADHD church.

Arbiter

If Mitt were a progessyve Mooselum then he could have as many wives as he wants. Because he's a damned kkkonservative, he's dead meat!

Dude

"If Mitt were a progessyve Mooselum then he could have as many wives as he wants. Because he's a damned kkkonservative, he's dead meat!"

It's not the product as much as who you are selling it to.

Conservative America will accept Hitler before this guy.

In a way, it already did.

DonkeyDick

Mitt Romani??? I would never ever vote for no GYPSY fella. Them bastards promised to top-coat my asphalt driveway and did it with used motor oil.

aha

Conservative America will accept Hitler before this guy.

In a way, it already did.

ohohohohoho
*jumping up and down*
IKNOWINOWINOW!
THE CLINTONS!

Arbiter

"THE CLINTONS!"

-Aha

This is fun! My guess is.... Jimmah Carter!!! He hates Joooooos!!

DonkeyDick

To me, that LSD church sounds a little "iffy". Grass, OK. Maybe a magic 'shroom now and then. But that's natural Gaia-given shit.

But acid? I'm starting to have flashbacks to the '60s already.

(Spiders. SPIDERS! GET THEM OFFA ME! EEEEEEEEEEEEEK.)

DonkeyDick

Poor Mitt is going to catch it from both the non-religious left (For even HAVING a religion) and the religious right (For having a non-standard religion.)

I'll bet them Mormons don't even know how to handle snakes...

Methinks

".... Jimmah Carter!!! He hates Joooooos!!" -

Whut? Jimmah Cartah hate joooos? How do you know? Was it in his recent book....what's it called - Palestine: The 'Final Solution'?

Methinks

I do hope he wins, though. Mitler Rommelney just rolls of the tongue.

Che

How many First Ladies will he bring with him to Washington?
Will his limo be replaced with a bulletproof minivan?
Will he make Donny and Marie National Treasures?
Will the armed forces uniform of the day be a white short-sleeved, collared shirt with backpack and bicycle?
Will green Jello be the main course at State Dinners?

Arbiter

"Palestine: The 'Final Solution'?"

-Methinks

Yes, with a foward by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad...

Arbiter

Oh No!!!

Those bastard military war mongers have wounded Michael Moore's "Freedom Fighter" Al Qaeda in Iraq leader Abu Ayyub al-Masri!! They've also killed his aide!!

Question 1: Will this hurt Hillary/Obama's chances of taking the White House?

Question 2: Can you question my progressyve patriotism yet!?

I think he will select Donny as his running mate.
Non alcoholic Hawaiian Punch will be served at his inaugural.
Che, not only will there be green jello, there will rubber chicken and funeral potatoes and peas.
Winifred Jardine will cater.
As to snake handling...he hails from MA. Need I say more?

And whereinhelk is Bubblehead? He knows first hand about green jello, minivans and casseroles, as well as other strange practices like 'ward basketball' and whose side will he be on when BYU and the U of U
go at it?

Son of the South (c)

I didn't know you were an artist?!?!?!

Dude

Michael Moore's got anohter movie coming out this year.

Yippie!

:0)

Dudd

"Michael Moore's got anohter movie coming out this year.
Yippie!
:0)"

Sorry. I was so busy stroking off over this news I forgot how to spell "another".

Fist of Etiquette

Green jello? That would make him the Dessert Fox.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha...ha.........ha..............a-hum...

Dude

Rush Limbaugh has anal cysts.

Che

I think OBL (PBUH, but I support the troops) has issued a fatwa against puns. Please report to your nearest cranial amputation facility for realignment.

Dude

Chimpy McFlightsuit is the Hillbilly Hitler.

Fist of Etiquette

Holy Shiite! Osama read that pun, and jihad a problem with it? Why mosque he be so unforgiving?

lil'Dude

Daddy! Daddy!
You're back.
Those nasty kids around the back of mammy's crack house have been making fun of you again. Sob, Sob...
They said you were not fit to suck the shit from Mitt's anus.
But I stood up for you....yeah.
I said that if anyone on this warming planet was fit to suck the shit from Mitt's anus it was you bigDude!
That 'il teach em.
Hahahahahah...

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