Mitt Romney; Is He Fascist Enough for the GOP?

Mitt Romney has officially announced his intentions to steal the 2008 election, yet it has aroused little excitement in fellow party members who feel he’s not “conservative” enough for their support. Romney's against gay marriage and less than enthusiastic about abortion – he’d have to invade Poland to be any more “conservative”. Still, the GOP mullahs are worried that Romney may only be pretending to be one of them to woo Republican voters.

Gosh, if there was only some way for Romney to show the GOP that his conservativism is sincere.

Oh, I know!

A Hitler mustache would not only serve to convince Romney’s fellow Republicans that he’s conservative enough to become Der Fuhrer, but also save progressive bloggers the trouble of having to photoshop one on.

Let's face it: people are going to make the obvious connections anyway. Romney is far more Hitleresque than Bush, who is himself more Hitleresque than even Hitler was. So MittLER might as well make it official and sprout a little Nazi 'stache before one of the other Repug runners steals the idea.

That's just my advice as an unbiased observer.

Comments

[Che]

I'm entitled to be #100.

B4E is lame now.

[Dude]

"Get your candy-ass outta here then."

You didn't say please.

[JannyMae]

This site is lame now.

Posted by: Dude

Just your posts...

[Bush4Ever]

"B4E is lame now."

I thought I was deaf.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Blame Bush.

[The Exorcist]

It's DAYTONA 500 TIME!!!!

So whose yor NASCAR daddy?

Jimmie Johnson
Jeff Gordon
Jr.
Greg Biffle
Tony Stewart

Or someone else?

Gentlecons, start yer enjins!!!!!!!!!

[Che]

Which one drives the Prius?

[The Exorcist]

You've stumbled onto something there, Che. This is the first year of Tahyoda's in NASCAR. Camrys to be exact. I don't think they're the hybrid ones though. I think we can expect a few empty cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon to rain down on them before the checkered flag falls.

[Che]

Shouldn't they at least throw imported beer cans?

When did Toyota start putting big blocks and RWD in the Camry? For that matter, when was the last time Toyota used a carburetor?

[Dude]

Ah... NASCAR is only fun to watch when the cars crash and the driver's die.

[Dude]

"I think we can expect a few empty cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon to rain down on them before the checkered flag falls."

I expect no better from confederate flag waving hillbillies.

[JannyMae]

Well, this, "Confederate flag waving hillbilly," from Chicago, Illinois, thought that Exorcist's comment was was funny.

Funny, though that this was a follow-up to this post:

"Ah... NASCAR is only fun to watch when the cars crash and the driver's(sic) die."

I presume this was supposed to be funny, but I'm afraid it's just a lame troll comment.

*YAWN*

[Bush4Ever]

Why should we wait until Herr Romney is sElected by the Supreme Court? Can we start building re-education camps for the Jooooos now?

[The Exorcist]

"NASCAR is only fun to watch when the cars crash and the driver's die."-Douche

Now that's the kind of class that really defines us as progressives.

[DonkeyDick]

Please, PLEASE, progressyve peoples. And Dud(e). Let's be a little more PC here.

Never ever use the word "lame" in my presence. I have a decided limp (A hitch in my get-along.) due to both legs being shorter than the other.

You hurt my feelings something terrible.

Try to have more compassion for we gimps, huh?

[JannyMae]

DonkeyDick, I apologize profusely if you misunderstood me and were offended by my remarks. I meant, "lah-may" not, "lame."

purty, is it not?

See, that's the way us progressyves apologize. John Kerry, Dick Durbin, and Barack Osama-Hussein Obama taught me!

[JannyMae]

Rats! My link was lame! Er...I mean my lame link is not working.

try this one

[DonkeyDick]

Golly gee whillikers, JannyMae, I'd sure like to forgive and forget but as a progressyve I have a long memory. You know, for things like slavery and ethnic cleansing of Native Americans by rich white Europeans.

Even pronounced "lah-MAY", it brings to mind that evil American warmonger, Curtis LeMay. Remember? George Wallace's running mate in 1968? "Bomb 'em back to the stone age" LeMay?

So now we can't say "lame" because I limp a little and we can't say "lah-MAY" because it reminds me of Curtis.

This political correctness is a bitch, I'll tell ya.

[Che]

Do you look something like this, DonkeyDick?

(I just finished my daughter's birthday present & I'm shamelessly fishing for complements.)

[DonkeyDick]

Gee Che. If I were only 10% that good-lookin' I'd be ecstatic. And I wouldn't have to pay Molly O'Malley for a brogue job. (Sigh)

But we radical progressyves aren't noted for our beauty. Or our hygiene either, come to think of it.

A fine job, sir; and the complement is well-deserved.

I hope that ShopSmith lurking in the background isn't an indicator of any right-wing traditional values or outdated old-fashioned virtues.

[JannyMae]

(I just finished my daughter's birthday present & I'm shamelessly fishing for complements.)

Posted by: Che

Awwwww! Little shaver's gonna be really happy!

[libmeister]

Arbiter, how dare you insult anal cysts by comparing them to Dude. I hope Gaia can find it within her magnanimous bosom to forgive you.

[libmeister]

... and maybe some progressive here knows if "Dude" is Arabic for "jockitch douchebag"?

[JannyMae]

Libmeister, I'm not too sure about that. A douchebag actually has a purpose...

[libmeister]

Dude is one of those special people who when they read the ingredients on the back of a bubblegum wrapper probably think to themselves they have a good shot at unlocking the secrets of the universe.