Mitt Romney has officially announced his intentions to steal the 2008 election, yet it has aroused little excitement in fellow party members who feel he’s not “conservative” enough for their support. Romney's against gay marriage and less than enthusiastic about abortion – he’d have to invade Poland to be any more “conservative”. Still, the GOP mullahs are worried that Romney may only be pretending to be one of them to woo Republican voters.
Gosh, if there was only some way for Romney to show the GOP that his conservativism is sincere.
Oh, I know!
A Hitler mustache would not only serve to convince Romney’s fellow Republicans that he’s conservative enough to become Der Fuhrer, but also save progressive bloggers the trouble of having to photoshop one on.
Let's face it: people are going to make the obvious connections anyway. Romney is far more Hitleresque than Bush, who is himself more Hitleresque than even Hitler was. So MittLER might as well make it official and sprout a little Nazi 'stache before one of the other Repug runners steals the idea.
That's just my advice as an unbiased observer.
"An emergent scandal over a Texas Republican Party politician's distribution of a memo citing a 'fixed Earth' website alleging the Earth does not not rotate and lies at the center of the universe has raised the question: where do such eccentric views as Rep. Chisum's - that the Copernican model of the Solar System is wrong and derives from a Jewish Kabbalistic Conspiracy - come from?"
Now that's funnier than anything I've read on BlameBush - ever.
Posted by: MK77 | February 19, 2007 at 05:42 PM
Thanks Janny & DD. I just hope she can appreciate something that isn't covered in princesses. That's a lot of work to put into kindling.
If you're interested, I've also got the Eamon from Enumclaw model, which is just like this little guy, except life-sized and anatomically correct. He's put 14 vacationers in the hospital already.
Posted by: Che | February 19, 2007 at 06:57 PM
Barack is the most eloquent candidate, and Mitt is the cleanest. Can they run together?
Please don't be a bigot against the man's religion. That says a lot more about you than it does about him. His religion has done a lot of good in the world, and he has every right to believe what he does.
Posted by: Rob H | February 26, 2007 at 09:51 PM
Hello fellow American friends!
Just a few words to say that here in Canada, with Harper as prime sinister of the country, we know what Hitler is all about...
Compared to the U.S., Canada looks like a sort of North Korea (yep, I meant that, really!).
BTW, I like Obama quite a lot. Hope he has chances to win big.
Posted by: jean john kong (from eastern Canada) | January 28, 2008 at 06:35 AM