Mitt Romney has officially announced his intentions to steal the 2008 election, yet it has aroused little excitement in fellow party members who feel he’s not “conservative” enough for their support. Romney's against gay marriage and less than enthusiastic about abortion – he’d have to invade Poland to be any more “conservative”. Still, the GOP mullahs are worried that Romney may only be pretending to be one of them to woo Republican voters.
Gosh, if there was only some way for Romney to show the GOP that his conservativism is sincere.
Oh, I know!
A Hitler mustache would not only serve to convince Romney’s fellow Republicans that he’s conservative enough to become Der Fuhrer, but also save progressive bloggers the trouble of having to photoshop one on.
Let's face it: people are going to make the obvious connections anyway. Romney is far more Hitleresque than Bush, who is himself more Hitleresque than even Hitler was. So MittLER might as well make it official and sprout a little Nazi 'stache before one of the other Repug runners steals the idea.
That's just my advice as an unbiased observer.
First!!
Posted by: Bush4Ever | February 14, 2007 at 06:04 PM
As I was channel surfing, I accidentally took Faux News off the blocked status and saw Sean KKK Hannity play a skit where Rush KKK Limbaugh was elekkkted President. How will I ever sleep tonight?
Posted by: Bush4Ever | February 14, 2007 at 06:05 PM
2nd! Go Mitt!
Posted by: Fascist Bug | February 14, 2007 at 06:42 PM
An LDS from MA running for CIC on the GOP?
LOL!
Posted by: Dude | February 14, 2007 at 07:02 PM
LDS from MA running for CIC on the GOP?
OMFG!
WTF?
LOL!
Posted by: Dude | February 14, 2007 at 07:02 PM
Dude, you've developed a stutter!
I'm sorry, Larry, I don't think he looks Nazi-ish enough. I think there needs to be a swastika on his lapel, or something.
Posted by: JannyMae | February 14, 2007 at 07:04 PM
"I'm sorry, Larry, I don't think he looks Nazi-ish enough. I think there needs to be a swastika on his lapel, or something."
We Dems prefer our candidates with other symbols.
Obama is a Bears fan. :0)
Posted by: Dude | February 14, 2007 at 07:32 PM
Watching the reich-wing candidates jockey for position makes me feel like the mythical hooked-nose Zionist during Hitler's ascendency to power in 1930's Germany. If only we had as little to fear as those Jews did back then.
Posted by: Moonchild | February 14, 2007 at 08:37 PM
Who wants to bet the shrub will pass a Net Partiality Act before he leaves office on Air Force One?
He'd HONESTLY consider demanding payment for using a the free Internet and turn our nation into one big Woolworth. And Fast Food Nation ISPs will offer to poison you as you surf the destroyed Internet, as all the open source communities will have left for England, where Lady Liberty presently is hiding.
SHAMEFUL!
Posted by: Green Bongtern | February 14, 2007 at 09:29 PM
Hello,
My name's lil'Dude, and I'm a alcholic.
I'm turning over a new leaf, no more degrading myself and my family.
pppsssff,
anyone interested in paying to plug my obammy, err mammy.
That's right, cheap sex with my mammy, any takers......dad?
.... please come back dad, whoever you are.
Posted by: lil'Dude | February 14, 2007 at 10:13 PM
That cookie-duster is photoshopped in? Huh, and it looks so natural there.
Although, the fact that his last name is close enough to be the exact same as the Desert Fox's does frighten me.
Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | February 15, 2007 at 01:27 AM
Mitt Romney is a handsome fellow. Nice, open smile with eyes that crinkle at the corner. Tan skin, hair neatly combed, friendly-looking...............Ummm...Oops!......Did I say that out loud?
Posted by: Kinky Bee | February 15, 2007 at 02:18 AM
So...will Mitt be taking his marching orders from Salt Lick City?
Get it? SALT LICK CITY!
It's a play on words!
Instead of saying SALT LAKE CITY...I substituted SALT LICK CITY!
It's funny because it totally faked you out!
Oh, man...you should have seen the look on your face when I got you!
ZING!
Posted by: Mrs. Edna Scrabblepants | February 15, 2007 at 03:21 AM
So...will Mitt be taking his marching orders from Salt Lick City?
Get it? SALT LICK CITY!
It's a play on words!
Instead of saying SALT LAKE CITY...I substituted SALT LICK CITY!
It's funny because it totally faked you out!
Oh, man...you should have seen the look on your face when I got you!
ZING!
Posted by: Mrs. Edna Scrabblepants | February 15, 2007 at 03:22 AM
Romney....Rommel
Coincidence?
Posted by: Bush4Ever | February 15, 2007 at 05:47 AM
We Dems prefer our candidates with other symbols.
-posited by Dud(e).
Those would be hammers and sickles.
Posted by: aha | February 15, 2007 at 05:59 AM
You guys need to go down a bit farther the rabbit hole.
Romney is taking is orders staight from the throne of the arch angel maroni.
remember kids, religion+rethugs = pure evil
And who says bu$h will not just become "dictator for life", not in a good way like Castro or Chavez.
Posted by: Dave | February 15, 2007 at 07:05 AM
"Obama is a Bears fan. :0) - Dud Where Obama is from they don't play American Football. He's about as much of a Bears Fan as Hillary is a Yankees fan.
Posted by: Justa Joe | February 15, 2007 at 07:13 AM
"Where Obama is from they don't play American Football."
What do they play? Soccer?
Posted by: Dude | February 15, 2007 at 07:25 AM
Funny, I don't think that picture is even photo-shopped.
Posted by: Arbiter | February 15, 2007 at 07:55 AM
Mitler Rommelney. That's too easy.
(BTW, his real first name is Willard. What's up with that?)
Posted by: Corporations = The Real Terrorists | February 15, 2007 at 08:32 AM
Joe, you're way over the line there, bud! How DARE you question Bareback's love of bears? Maybe he just thinks they're cute and furry. Maybe his Obama Mamma abandoned him and he was raised by bears. YOU don't know. What right have you to judge? Huh? You are nothing but a typical racist republiKKKan!
Lar, you know as well as I do that Rommel Romney is missing the greasy threads of lacquered hair across a pasty white sweaty forehead. His eyes aren't rolling in his head and he looks too relaxed for a typical sexually repressed Rethuglican. Plus, he looks like he may actual prefer women to pre-pubescent boys. In fact, even with the moustache he looks more like the tan, relaxed, pot smoking heroes of our beloved Sundance Film Festival. The Rethugs will just never go for it!
Posted by: Methinks | February 15, 2007 at 08:32 AM
"Plus, he looks like he may actual prefer women"-MT
Oh yeah, he prefers women alright. Lots and lots of women. I can't wait til he's elected. Just think of the catfights the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th Ladies will have over the drapes and other furnishings.
Posted by: The Exorcist | February 15, 2007 at 09:15 AM
Is that a tan, I see? is Mitler Romelney trying to out-black Obama? Will the tan fool Al Sharpton? Tune in next week.....
Posted by: Methinks | February 15, 2007 at 10:02 AM
Hell, Obama's tan didn't even fool Al Sharpton.
Don't you misunderestimate Rev Sharpton. He knows who's got deeper pockets to keep him and Rev Jackass in enough shakedown money to buy coke and whores all the way through 2016. And the same persyn with the deeper pockets than Barockhead is the same persyn with the bigger crank. Shrillary is the gravy-train the devout Reverends will be riding.
Posted by: The Exorcist | February 15, 2007 at 10:28 AM