Hey Jack Bauer,
If you can make the ragheads pee in their pants, you should set up a seat that has embedded live wires so that, when Moo-Hammad pees in his seat, he gets a good, strong electrical jolt.
Noooooo! Don't open the locker! It is a trick and you will get splattered by the peeactivation of the IED and Larry will post your gutz here for all to see! Don't do it!
I don't know about him but radio talk show & CNN TV Show host, Glenn Beck, is a reformed alcoholic drug user. Although he drank a lot, I'm sure that The Monarch of Massachusetts, Edward Kopechne-Kennedy, has him beat.
Glen Beck is a guy the Clinton News Network hired so they wouldn't have a completely Dumbocrat line-up. This, of course, makes them appear to be bowing to the ReichWing for dumbshits, douchebags and other disastercrats.
"The Monarch of Massachusetts, Edward Kopechne-Kennedy, has him beat." - Bush4ever
By a mile. They're not even in the same league. First of all, Beck has managed to retain his liver (part of the deal with the devil all Bushbots sign) and he has yet to kill anyone in Chappaqua. Kennedy accomplished both feets decades ago.
Plus, I don't think Beck ever stood in the path of approaching windmills that would block his view. Of course, Teddui blocks everyone's view everytime he stumbles out of his mansion but he justifies it by blowing more hot air in one Field Sorbriety Test than 300 windmills can do all day.
"What did Bu$Hitler know and when did he know it???!!!"-b4e
Like any self-respecting Dumbocrat, I'll take the word of baby-killing lunatics, like Terry Nichols, The DNP, Islam and Naral over the word of our lying government.
I find it perfectly plausible that a high-ranking government official would be involved in the planning and execution of blowing a building full of babies. I'm sure they calculated how many of those babies might grow up to be progressives and saw it at 51% or better before green-lighting the government-project.
You'd have to a repug to not see how likely that scenario is.
First!
Posted by: Forever Growing Clinton Penis at the Center of the Ultraworld | February 21, 2007 at 04:46 PM
Why is he peeing in some guy's locker?
Posted by: Che | February 21, 2007 at 04:53 PM
Hey Jack Bauer,
If you can make the ragheads pee in their pants, you should set up a seat that has embedded live wires so that, when Moo-Hammad pees in his seat, he gets a good, strong electrical jolt.
Posted by: Bubba | February 21, 2007 at 05:25 PM
It took him a full hour to punch out?
Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | February 21, 2007 at 05:30 PM
Glen Beck is an alcoholic racist.
Posted by: Dude | February 22, 2007 at 04:47 AM
Glen Beck is an alcoholic racist.
Posted by: Dude | February 22, 2007 at 04:51 AM
Glen Beck is an alcoholic racist.
Posted by: Dude | February 22, 2007 at 04:56 AM
I think I've had a touch of the sauce this morning, too. I'm seeing triple.
Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | February 22, 2007 at 05:52 AM
Who's Glen Beck?
Posted by: JannyMae | February 22, 2007 at 06:20 AM
Who's Glen Beck?
Posted by: JannyMae | February 22, 2007 at 06:33 AM
Who's Glen Beck?
Posted by: JannyMae | February 22, 2007 at 06:34 AM
Noooooo! Don't open the locker! It is a trick and you will get splattered by the peeactivation of the IED and Larry will post your gutz here for all to see! Don't do it!
Posted by: | February 22, 2007 at 06:57 AM
Isn't Glen Beck the ironic artist who performed "Loser"?
Soy un perdador, I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Get crazy with the cheez whiz
Posted by: brainsample | February 22, 2007 at 08:50 AM
"Glen Beck is an alcoholic racist. - Dude"
I don't know about him but radio talk show & CNN TV Show host, Glenn Beck, is a reformed alcoholic drug user. Although he drank a lot, I'm sure that The Monarch of Massachusetts, Edward Kopechne-Kennedy, has him beat.
Posted by: Bush4Ever | February 22, 2007 at 08:59 AM
Glen Beck is a guy the Clinton News Network hired so they wouldn't have a completely Dumbocrat line-up. This, of course, makes them appear to be bowing to the ReichWing for dumbshits, douchebags and other disastercrats.
Posted by: The Exorcist | February 22, 2007 at 09:01 AM
"The Monarch of Massachusetts, Edward Kopechne-Kennedy, has him beat." - Bush4ever
By a mile. They're not even in the same league. First of all, Beck has managed to retain his liver (part of the deal with the devil all Bushbots sign) and he has yet to kill anyone in Chappaqua. Kennedy accomplished both feets decades ago.
Posted by: Methinks | February 22, 2007 at 09:28 AM
Plus, I don't think Beck ever stood in the path of approaching windmills that would block his view. Of course, Teddui blocks everyone's view everytime he stumbles out of his mansion but he justifies it by blowing more hot air in one Field Sorbriety Test than 300 windmills can do all day.
Posted by: The Exorcist | February 22, 2007 at 10:43 AM
OMG!!! WTF!!!
The Oklahoma Bombing was an inside job!!!
What did Bu$Hitler know and when did he know it???!!!
Posted by: Bush4Ever | February 22, 2007 at 11:39 AM
Oh, you mean GlenN Beck!? I know who he is.
Posted by: JannyMae | February 22, 2007 at 11:54 AM
I think you're talking about Glenn Close.
Posted by: Arbiter | February 22, 2007 at 12:49 PM
Rush Limbaugh has anal cysts.
Posted by: Dude | February 22, 2007 at 12:58 PM
"What did Bu$Hitler know and when did he know it???!!!"-b4e
Like any self-respecting Dumbocrat, I'll take the word of baby-killing lunatics, like Terry Nichols, The DNP, Islam and Naral over the word of our lying government.
I find it perfectly plausible that a high-ranking government official would be involved in the planning and execution of blowing a building full of babies. I'm sure they calculated how many of those babies might grow up to be progressives and saw it at 51% or better before green-lighting the government-project.
You'd have to a repug to not see how likely that scenario is.
Posted by: The Exorcist | February 22, 2007 at 01:11 PM
Face it Dude. You're in love with Rush and his cysts. Your mom and dad's cursed Atlantic spirits told me that they suspected you were gay.
Posted by: Arbiter | February 22, 2007 at 01:11 PM
I agree with exorcist.
Posted by: Methinks | February 22, 2007 at 01:24 PM
Not only does Rush Limbaugh have anal cysts, but the DNC has been trying unsuccessfully to copy them for years. The market isn't fair.
Posted by: Che | February 22, 2007 at 02:28 PM