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What about Big People?

The Exorcist

Big Government?

The Exorcist

Big Dick Cheney!

The Exorcist

Big Behind That Blows My Mind!

UN Doctor

Will there be a McTax on Big Macs? What about 'Super?' They could change the language to Supersize and have another 16 years' worth of loopholes. Remember people, McClinton made their Medicare tax retroactive 14 years ago for Hillarycare.

Fist of Etiquette

Big deal. I have a plan to drill and refine my own petroleum. Seriously, how hard can it be?

Starchild WolfBrother Steinstien

The astronomy cabal that stripped Pluto of it's planetary status must be stopped!

Just say NO to BigASS!

UN Doctor

No, the Dems won't get rid of Big Government. That is the only way to ensure that you are getting good government, when everything is regulated and you are taking instructions from your mandatory two way
television that knows if you are naughty or nice.


Is it time for another Irish joke? And aren't they all?

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual,
when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks.
"I've somethin' to tell ya".

"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim.
But where's my husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."
There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."

"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."

"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus
is dead and gone. I'm sorry.

Finally, she looked up at Tim.
"How did it happen, Tim?"

"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat
of Guinness Stout and drowned."

"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me truth, Tim.
Did he at least go quickly?"

"Well, Brenda... no. In fact,
he got out three times to pee."


I just noticed how Big Oil has dropped the gas prices to $1.85 in hopes of currying favor with Supreme High Commander Pelosi, hoping she wouldn't spank them too hard with windfall taxes. But progressives in Congress should take the next step and pass legislation which would make it illegal for Big Oil to pass those windfall taxes on to the petro consumers ... i.e. ME!

But don't you think it must really irk Big Oil executives to keep lowering prices since they were all set to raise prices back to $3/gal after the November elections, having fulfilled their deal with Bu$Hitler who was vainly hoping low gas prices would cause people to vote Rethuglikkkan.



This is all well and good, but more important is the latest victim to add to Bush's Body Count. I mean, c'mon, what are the odds that a 115 year old Canadian woman is going to all of a sudden "die" just before Bu-shaitan is scheduled to give his "State of the Fascist Union" speech. Every good progryssyve knows that Canadian socialized medicine is so perfect that no one just "dies" in Canada. Especially when you consider that the new oldest woman is an American, it's obvious that Bush/Cheney/Halliburton/Bolton/MLB had the poor woman "whacked" just so Shrub could brag about AmeriKKKan medicine in his speech.


Big, bad John...


Notorious B.I.G.

Need I say more?


It's the Big Sleep for Big Oil. Huzzah!

I hope they get Big Tobacco next. They've been getting a free ride for too long.


Here's some other Big industries that we the people must stop at all costs

Big global warming deniers
Big fundamentalist christian churches/bible printers
Big firearms
Big hate TV and hate radio( FOX NEWS AND 99.8% TALK RADIO)
Big Jocks in high school that kicked my ass
Big Homeschoolers
Big mean people that don't agree with me
Big right-wing blogs(well, any right-wing blog)
Big hospitals and Dr's that don't want to work for free
Big Israel
Big rethugs
Big capitalism


Big ChimpFaced Liars who NEED TO BE CHIMPEACHED!!!!!


That's fine. I always thought Big 10 and Big 12 football was overrated, anyway.


BIG Mac's are fattening too!


McDonalds burns the rain forest.

The Exorcist

Thanks for that list, Dave. I hadn't thought of Big Israel yet. The biggest little country we need to worry about. Thankfully our party will do everything they can, now that we've wrestled power from the cons, to prevent Israel from defending themselves from our latest constituent group, Iran.

(D) Mahmoud Ahmdineonwad isn't about to be intimidated by America now that our party has completed removed our balls and reputation around the globe. We can now expect the rest of the world to look at us like we look at ourselves. Weak, pathetic, hopeless and lacking optimism.

Fortunately, President Hillary can restore our will to live if we can just hold on two more years.

Jan. 20, 2006 — Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y., has announced that she is forming an exploratory committee for president, thereby launching a bid to become the first female chief executive of the United States.

"I'm in," she said on a Web site, "And I'm in to win. As a senator, I will spend two years doing everything in my power to limit the damage George W. Bush can do," Clinton's statement added. "But only a new president will be able to undo Bush's mistakes and restore our hope and optimism."


Che is clearly a RethugliKKKan stooge for daring to lump Big XII football in with the lousy Big T(elev)en. People in Big XII country at least know how to count. And one last second win over one Big XII team doesn't mean Che's local team could compete with the big boys over a whole conference season year in and year out. (Although I did enjoy seeing Oklahoma getting their butts handed to them.)


What really chaps my ass is seing Big Israel attacking Little Islam-- Little Islam has no land, no valuable natural resources, shrinking population, can barely keep together their once-booming jagged-ball-bearing industry....


When Mrs William Jefferson Clinton becomes our next President, Big will be the new black.

The Exorcist

"Big, bad John..."

Every monring at the Senate you could see him arrive
He stood six foot six and weighed one-twenty-five
Kinda narrow at the shoulder and broad in the hip
And everyday from the floor he'd shoot from the lip, Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John

Somebody said he came from the town of beans
Where he got in a fight over a Ketchup Queen
And a crashin' explosion from the grenade in his hand
Sent Vietnamese children to the promised land, Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John

Then came the day at the bottom of the mansion
When a timber cracked and servants started cryin'
Servants were prayin' and hearts beat fast
And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept John

Through the dust and the smoke of this man-made hell
Walked a giant of a man that the servants knew well
Grabbed a saggin' timber, gave out with a groan
And like a giant purple heart he just stood there alone-Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)

And with all of his strength he gave a mighty shove
Then a servant yelled out "There's Teresa above!"
And twenty servants scrambled from a would-be grave
Now there's only one left down there to save-Big John

With jacks and timbers they started back down
Then came that rumble way down in the ground
And then smoke and gas belched out of that mine
Everybody knew it was the last nuanced speech for Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)

Now they never reopened that worthless pit
They just placed a bronze star in front of it
These few words are written on that star
"At the bottom of this mansion lies an empty jar, Big John"
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)


And one last second win over one Big XII team doesn't mean Che's local team could compete with the big boys over a whole conference season year in and year out.

You're right. They shouldn't have blown a 20 point lead in a game they dominated for 55 minutes.

The majority of the BCS schools can't hang with the big boys year in and year out. I figure half the Pac 10/Big 10/Big 12, a third of the SEC and ACC, and the entire Big East could be swapped with decent minor conference schools without anybody noticing. Oh, and ND could go, too.

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