"What's the going rate at Planned Parenthood? 50-60 bucks?"
Is that what an abortion costs?
My girlfriend had one about 5 years ago. Spared me the burdon of child support and a screaming baby/psycho ex-girlfriend getting in the way of my Xbox 360 gaming and internet porn masturbation marathons.
The End?
Posted by: Dude | January 31, 2007 at 10:09 AM
Ya know, if his next of kin files a claim, he might be eligible for a solatium payment for $2,500.
That is what our government decided non-American human life is worth.
Posted by: Dude | January 31, 2007 at 12:45 PM
I'd bet he wishes he would have stayed out the bushes now, huh Jessie?
Posted by: Mother of all Blog Pimps | January 31, 2007 at 01:06 PM
Geez, Carl started at 6:00 AM this morning. I'd say it's about time for him to punch out.
Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | January 31, 2007 at 02:31 PM
Larry if I didn't know better I would think you were a right wing neo-con trying to spread chimpymcbushitlers fear of custodians.
Posted by: DoubleU | January 31, 2007 at 04:09 PM
Well at least they didn't put Christina Aguillera's panties on his head. That would just be cruel.
Posted by: Che | January 31, 2007 at 06:08 PM
Ya know, if his next of kin files a claim, he might be eligible for a solatium payment for $2,500.
That is what our government decided non-American human life is worth.
What's the going rate at Planned Parenthood? 50-60 bucks?
Posted by: Che | January 31, 2007 at 06:29 PM
"What's the going rate at Planned Parenthood? 50-60 bucks?"
Is that what an abortion costs?
My girlfriend had one about 5 years ago. Spared me the burdon of child support and a screaming baby/psycho ex-girlfriend getting in the way of my Xbox 360 gaming and internet porn masturbation marathons.
Worth every penny if you ask me.
Posted by: Dude | January 31, 2007 at 07:34 PM
I guess we all owe her a debt of gratitude for that. The gene pool doesn't keep itself clean, you know.
Posted by: Che | January 31, 2007 at 07:49 PM
You might want to lay off the coffee a bit, Carl.
Posted by: Kinky Bee | January 31, 2007 at 09:40 PM
"I guess we all owe her a debt of gratitude for that. The gene pool doesn't keep itself clean, you know."
As fate would have it, I do have an identical twin who has 5 kids.
I guess as far as the gene pool is concerned, I am a reproductive free rider.
Weeeee!!!
Posted by: Dude | February 01, 2007 at 05:23 AM