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The Exorcist

So a stumbling, bumbling idiot who was named after a car, that doesn't have the slightest clue about domestic or foreign policy, checks himself into the Betty Ford clinic and you all start celebrating like you won the lottery. To add insult to injury, this moron actually cracked a few jokes in his time and some dopes actually thought he was funny for two seconds.

Well, I've got some bad news for you. Chevy Chase is NOT dead yet.

Cricket

It is well known that the Progressives over at DUH are revisionists extraordinaire.

Kinky Bee

Of course Ford and Bush are one and the same. Just look at the picture Lar posted for us. See, they're both Hitler.

libmeister

Is it possible for Hitler to be reincarnated in two people, Kinky Bee? Praise Gaia, I guess such things do happen in our progressyve universe!

I bet if we connect enough dots we would find out Shrubya went back in the Rovian WayBack Machine and assassinated Abraham Lincoln. And we must not forget Shrub's attempt to assassinate the first black president, William Jefferson Clinton, vis a vis a "heart attack". I bet it was some heretofore unknown evil Polonium concoction.

Kinky Bee

Kinda makes you wonder what happened to the Dinosaurs, doesn't it, Libmeister? Who knows, maybe it wasn't the Jooooos who killed the KKKonservative KKKhristian's mythical friend, Jesus, after all. Maybe it was Shrubya, or maybe he made the Joooooos do it, like he made them vote for Pat Buchanan in Florida in the 2000 election, so he could steal the election. Pure evil, I tell you, pure evil.

Progressyve Paul(ine)


And ya wanna know something else? The sonofabitch never spent one penny on stem cell research either! I'm not talking about adult stem cells, or those icky umbilical cord things either. I'm talking about REAL Stem cells the sexy ones that hold all the promise. The ones you get from aborted unviable tissue masses.

Not only does this research validate a womens right to choose, but the secret to prolonging the life of our beloved President Carter may well rest on the fate of these aborted parasites.

In case you haven't noticed, President Carter is getting up there in age. I would hate for us to lose this veritable font of truth and wisdom to Bushfordhitler's evil plot.

Fist of Etiquette

Okay, I thought this was common knowledge, but apparently not:

Bush secretly took President Clinton's healthy heart and gave it to Cheney, and took the Veep's bum ticker and put it into Clinton. That's why you never heard any more about Cheney having heart problems anytime after Clinton's "angioplasty".

I don't know what Bush took out of who to keep Ford alive as long as he did.

The Exorcist

"I don't know what Bush took out of who to keep Ford alive as long as he did"

With Ford being even more Bush-like than Bush, I wouldn't be suprised if he's really still alive and just tucked away in the garage at Crawford Ranch next to bin Laden.

libmeister

PP has a point. I wonder if embryonic stem cells will cure my hang nails?

I say: SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF THOSE BASTARD FETUSES IF IT CAN MAKE MY LIFE BETTER!

Michael J. Fox and Christopher Reeves should be thanking me for strongly advocating their cause in this way. And damn that Bu$Hitler for withholding federal funds on embryonic stem cell research, otherwise Christopher Reeves would be living and walking today! FREAKIN' SHRUBYA MURDERED SUPERMAN!

We must continue speaking truth to power.

We are the most realistic people who ever lived on earth; however, it is a transcendental realism. - Ernest Holmes

Dodger

In light of this, I feel we should just surrender in Iraq.

Fist of Etiquette

"In light of this, I feel we should just surrender in Iraq."

Finally, somebody said what I was thinking feeling.

Cricket

We here in the redneck state will be flying the swastika at half mast. Gaming will commence at seven pm.

Kinky Bee

"In case you haven't noticed, President Carter is getting up there in age. I would hate for us to lose this veritable font of truth and wisdom to Bushfordhitler's evil plot."

We are in dire need of aborted fetus stem cells to prolong Jimmah's life, especially as Jeb "Ponce De Leon" Bush has kept the "Fountain of Youth" hidden for himself and G.W. in Florida.

Kinky Bee

Looks like Bushie got a three-fer this week. First, the Godfather of Soul, then a Dead President, and lastly a Soulless Godfather at a little after 10 tonite. Gaia Bless Phrance, I need to keep looking over my shoulder for the guys in black outfits and jackboots. I KNOW they're out to get me. Where is Bush going to stop with the killing?? Will it be until he is the only person left on Earth, and President for Life??!!

Beware, Progressyve People of Blame Bush, Beware!

Cricket

The Soulless Godfather went to hell with his half brothers. Can't say that I am upset...even Castro hated Che Guevara.

Kinky Bee

Fidel "De De" Castro hates Che. Poor Che! It's good that he comes in here where all of us wonderful Lyb...err...Progressyves love him, and his deep political insights.

 Rocky Mtn. Lion....errrr...Snow Leopardess

Ford had it in for me back in the late 80's with that car from hades of his--- the Taurus. What a load of BULL that car was!

Castor OIL....

Fidel Castor...

The Shrubinator is killing him slowly with his song...

Ford SUV gas guzzlers...

Ford dies, Bush lies about his blood for OIL war...

Coincidence? There are dots to be connected here people!!! Whoaaa..Dudes and dudesses.....purty pink dots and WOW purple and oh oh oh...lime green ones too. Wow!...It's so lovely under Larry's sink. Like a bong blessed virtual planeterrarium! Now to bore a hole in the wall from underneath the sink into the food pantry...

Arbiter

Did Nixon have Ford killed?

KEVIN

I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO MANY ANGER POEPLE IN ONE PLACE BEFORE. WHY DONT YOU ALL GROW UP AND BECOME ADULTS.IT MIGHT HELP THIS GREAT COUNTRY SOME DAY AND REMEMBER COMPLAINING IS NOT A PLAN GREALD FORD WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE RIGHT MAN AT THE RIGHT TIME AND YOU COMPLAINERS CAN GET A NEW LIFE

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