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Fist of Etiquette

"That way we can encourage the right sorts of behavior."

You're talking about moving money from person to State to person (and back to State again, and so on) as means of public change! That is brilliant! Writing the tax code so that it's not just a pooling of our resources but more importantly a platform for social engineering is something I never would have considered. I just do not have the imagination for this kind of outside-the-box thinking.

Utopia, here we come!

Son of the South ©

In vino veritas.

libmeister

As a progressyve I believe we can tax our way to prosperity. I mean, if we aren't soaking the rich, then how in the world am I going to get my earned income credit when I file my tax returns for my refund check?

libmeister

I think Gene Roddenberry got it right.

Gaia willing, if we can kill off all the kkknuckledragging kkkonservative KKKhristian kkkapitalists who are holding humanity back from its next evolutionary step we'll live in a peaceful, cashless society where everyone is motivated to work very hard creating a utopia on Mother Earth. And then we'll build $50 trillion dollar Star Ships for free and send them out into the universe to stomp the crap out of alien cultures who don't share the same ambitions we have to create a cashless society where everyone is a productive member and not a mooch. No diseases, no poverty and no stinking KKKhristians. You ever seen an alien KKKhristian? Didn't think so. Another proof that Christianity isn't universal.

And the really lucky person in this coming United Planets utopia is the Star Ship captain who gets to have unprotected sex with females from other galactic races. True multi-galactic-culturalism at work there!

Fist of Etiquette

I wouldn't mind so much getting the space clap because the space penicillin would no doubt take care of that, but I'm not sure I care to get that green body paint on my space willy.

Logipundit

Yep...it's funny you mention the Star Trek thing, Libmeister. Just the other day, I was watching a rerun of Next Gen, and it occurred to me that what I thought as a teenager was simply Utopian optimism was indeed an ingenious political commentary on how evil those Neo-CON-artists really must be to keep us in a constant state of war-for-oil.

Imagine if we could all on this planet just sit down and talk and decide not to fight anymore! If the Democrats are in charge that's exactly what will happen. We'll pay a little more in taxes, but that won't matter because eventually we won't need money anymore anyway!!! Or oil...because if we all get together as a planet, then that matter-antimatter thing will be a cinch!!

The Exorcist

...because if we all get together as a planet, then that matter-antimatter thing will be a cinch!!

Cue it up, fellas!

"C'mon people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love everbody
Right now
Right now
Right now"

Bush4Ever

I noticed some Klingons on Uranus.

Bush4Ever

Finally! Proof that America is ready for The Pelosification Of Bu$Hitler's AmeriKKKa!!!

PTPFP

But those studies took place in Boston. For a true comparison, they should have San Fransisco as a control, but you know one of the questions would have been if the respondent had had a sex change operation and was on hormone therapy, or menopause. Hm. You think they might need to go outside the box and look at redneck red staters?

Deborah Lynn

I'll take the dreamcatcher with dangling dingleberries please...

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libmeister

The only Latin I know worth anything is pro bono. Clearly the best things in life are free, particularly in a Democratic utopia.

libmeister

Testosterone levels are dropping. Viva le metrosexual! Finally, another piece of the utopian puzzle falling into place. Progressyves everywhere should be celebrating since this means our systyrn won't be getting the crap beat out of them as much on Super Bowl Sunday ... even though the Rethugs say that's a myth. But of course they would since they're the ones doing it!

libmeister

Stupid italics. Rove must be trying to crash our progressyve site.

Fist of Etiquette

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DonkeyDick

Glad you cleared that up, Fist. My Klingon is pretty rusty.

Bush4Ever

Why are there no phonebooks in China?
Because KKKarl Rove made it so.

Fist of Etiquette

Fatty Fat-Fat Carl Rove has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Personal attacks are fun.

there is no truth, is that true?

you women need to all get back in the kitchen.

Democrats Are Gay Fun

Whats the difference between democrats and republicans?

Republicans are better.


WhAt NoW FoOs???????

PTPFP

Get back in the kitchen? Who the helk is this oppressyve mayle to tell me, a Pink Turbanned Supporter of PeaceMotherSheehan (pox be upon her)that I need to 'get back' to anywhere? I'll have you know I can snap my fingers and get Michael J. Fox to settle your hash!

Demokkkrats

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* You thought Walt Disney was saccharine sweet and terminally cutesy-pie - until it made Pocahontas.

* You think a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of the school day constitutes government indoctrination and an intrusion on parental authority, while sex education, condom distribution and multiculturalism are values-neutral.

* You agonize over threats to the natural environment (acid rain, toxic waste) but are oblivious to threats to the social environment (pornography, promiscuity, and family dissolution).

* You are appalled at all the money being spent investigating the alleged illegal activities of Bill Clinton, but insist that investigating 75 charges (74 which were dismissed as unfounded) charges against Newt Ginrich was "the only just thing to do."

* You want to outlaw cigarrettes and legalize marijuana

* You want to legalize cocaine and outlaw handguns. You think cops are pigs and criminals are products of their environment.

* You believe the National Rifle Association helps criminals while the American Civil Liberties Union protects the innocent.

* You think Rush Limbaugh is responsible for the Oklahoma City bombing but are outraged by suggestions that Ted Kaczynski (the suspected Unabomber) and Al Gore have anything in common.

* You just know that everything Rush Limbaugh says is a lie but you have never listened to him.

* Jesse Jackson makes sense to you. Barbra Streisand makes even more sense.

* You think Herblock cartoons are funny and Janet Reno is totally hot.

* You believe corporate profits are obscene but government spending is too low and the American people are undertaxed.

* You see cartoons condemning religions and making fun of Christianity as funny and an expression of free speech, but think the cartoon B.C. should be banned.

* You think deficits are caused by tax loopholes.

* You think AIDS is spread by insufficient funding.

* You consider the Catholic bishops noble and idealistic when they oppose capital punishment and welfare cuts but dangerous fanatics trying to legislate their theology when they defend the right to life.

* You are convinced that proponents of welfare reform hate the poor and opponents of affirmative action hate minorities, but AIDS activists who bash the Pope and People for the American Way types who go psycho over Protestant "fundamentalists" are guardians of democracy.

* You attribute every minority problem to entrenched, institutional racism and the legacies of slavery and segregation.

* You think the black middle class is a myth created by Newt Gingrich.

* You view race riots as justifiable expressions of rage over injustice and fail to see the similarities between a black mob burning a Korean store and a white mob in the Jim Crow era lynching a black man.

* You don't understand all of the whining about affirmative action and are more than willing to sacrifice someone else's employment or education opportunity to assuage your guilt.

* You marched against American involvement in Vietnam, thought the Gulf war was unnecessary but believe 25,000 U.S. troops in Bosnia are vital to our national interests.

* You see no correlation between welfare and the rise of illegitimacy, judicial leniency and surging crime rates, or addiction and an entertainment industry that glorifies drug abuse. But you believe Richard Nixon is responsible for everything horrible that's happened in the past quarter-century.

* You think those child-abusing, religious fanatics at Waco had it coming but the illegal immigrants roughed up by California deputies - after leading them on a high-speed chase - are the victims of the decade.

there is no truth, is that true?

but dont I have the right to be an oppressive male? in fact im offended that you are oppressing my beliefs with your views. you should be ashamed.


P.s. How do you know when a women's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A wise man once told me...."

PTPFP

And we all know that wise men were raised by wise women. Get over your bad self or I will have the albundy martyr brigades do my dirty work for me! You see, even though I am an Islamicfeminazi, I still can't lift an AK 47. Nor am I strong enough to slit throats or behead people. Not only that, my biological clock stopped and you're just one mean spirited poopyhead! I need Janny and Kiki to support me in my hour of need...Drumming will commence at the full Moonbat cycle.

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