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there is no truth, is that truth?

oh man, I guess I can't compete with that...

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.


How can you tell if the top 1% of Bu$Hitler's Rich Friends are not paying enough in taxes?

They can buy food without getting a check from the gubmint.


PTPFP, Kiki, Lioness, Rainbow, all you other Islamicfeminazis, mark your calendar for November 5th, the next full moon/bat.

We will chant unto the night, and when the moon is at its highest, we will (pretend to) ovulate in unison.

Don't forget the s'mores....

ponytailed guy

"I had actually considered the "reverse tithe" option, but I'm not entirely comfortable telling the government what to do with its money."

Thank you. lib lar et al. If we could be one-one-hundredth as great as you and Hillary Rodham Clinton have been... we'd take it right now and walk away winners."

Talking Toaster

I totally agree that the top 1% of tythers should pay more.

Heck, my WIC card is on empty. I can barely afford the NyQuil for my bong let alone a single Thai stick (one would think the governement would provide at least one Thai stick through the titheing progam).

Worse, I have discovered that you can't become an Abortion Surgeon in One Day. It takes at least Two Days!

And, it's getting harder to find subjects to practice on ever since Michael Moore’s doctor complained to the media about the wire coat hanger stuck up his rectum during one of my abortion training exercises.

Sure it would be nice to practice on womyn but I am not quite fully qualified – and that may be construed as anti-progressyve.

Hence, I will have to practice on white males for the time being.

Where is Micheal J. Fox when you need him? This coat hanger hook needs more practice.

Speaks Truth to Chimps

Demokkkrats, just a few mods/comments on your statement of Core Progressive Values:

* If you think the criminal has more rights than the police who arrest this criminal, unless the crime is sexual harassment, or racism BY A REPUBLICAN.

* If you use the term 'open-minded' and don't care that it can't be defined in absolute terms.
'open-minded' only applies to non-Conservative ideas, because Conservative ideas are just hate-speech, and must be shouted down lest anyone even hear them.

* If you think only white people can be racist.
If you think only REPUBLICANS can be racist.

* If you think that the only acceptable hate crime is Christian bashing.
Christian bashing (along with promoting Islam in Public Schools) is necessary to roll back the Christian Theocracy that Bush has imposed on us.

* If you believe VH-1 when they tell you that warning labels were put on by "Conservatives led by Tipper Gore".
I remember that, and I also remember hearing people on Air America this past year or so talking about the “Right-Wingers” on the Supreme Court who decided to allow local governments to take private property for almost any reason at all (Kelo), even though it was really the Liberal inJustices who allowed it.
It’s so fucking great to be a Liberal! Facts are irrelevant. We serve a truthier truth. Make something up; it’s now a new fact! Our base is so stupid and brainwashed they won’t notice.

* If you use the words "right wing extremist" at least four times in any given day.
The use of the phrase “right wing” automatically renders any statement of fact (or anything you disagree with) invalid. Herr (Joe) Lieberman supports the war in Iraq, therefore he’s a turncoat and a right-winger and must be purged (never mind his lifetime rating of 76 from “Americans for Democratic Action”).

* You just know that everything Rush Limbaugh says is a lie but you have never listened to him.
He’s a “Right-Winger”. ‘Nuff said.

* You think ... Janet Reno is totally hot.
That’s hitting below the belt. We liberals think that Janet Reno’s mind is totally hot. But we have to think about her in a Lesbian scenario with Hillary and/or Dick Cheney’s Lesbian daughter Mary (who likes other Lesbians) before we get hot. Excuse me; I’ll be back in 10 minutes.

* You see cartoons condemning religions and making fun of Christianity as funny and an expression of free speech, but think the cartoon B.C. should be banned.
If they would just change the name to BCE (Before the COMMON Era), we’d all be happy and inclusive.

Sagacious Himself

I digged you...

rock on


We definitely need more taxes to pay for social programs. I myself am a chronic sufferer of hemmorhoids, and my government checks don't even cover expanded cable, the high price of cigarettes, my cell phone bill, and medical weed.


In light of this, I feel we should just surrender in Iraq.

al-Bundy Martyr Brigades


If that's you underneath that burka, the Brigades are here for you.

Now where is that infidel who was dissing you? We'll get Islamic on his ass!


Right on. Truth to Power, my albundy brother! I will bring the s'mores and Dr. Pepper. Janny, you bring the Doritos. The Brigades
will get this Dumas quoting dhimmisexist in The Position of Learning and we will let Eggs have at it, or hym or whatever.

We can then ovulate in synch while our brothers ululate!

*faints from the dizzying prospect*


PTPFP, your words of wisdom are like jihabs on my pet/partner baboon Mohammad (piece of luv on his cute cute red rashy ass).

I'm a little confused (which is normal for being a progressyve I guess) because today a cab driver from the religion of peace told me that Mohammad (piece of luv on his cute cute red rashy ass) and I are not welcome in his cab. I had a Bud Lite in my hand, and Mohammad (piece of luv on his cute cute red rashy ass) was sipping a screwdriver. He called us dirty pigs and threatened to kill us! Does anyone know why this wonderful enlyghtened mooslum would curse me and my lyfe partner like that?

Deborah Lynn


"Leaky McLeaksalot", also known as..."Leaky Bowel Syndrome."

Fist of Etiquette

That wasn't me, that was from the Downing Street Memo.


All I read on this site is a bunch of whining about how your civil rights are being erroded; well let me tell you what's worse. The beach in front of my Malibu house has been eaten away at a rate of two inches a year for every year Bush has been in the White House.

AND THIS WILL CONTINUE until we elect a president that not only has the sand to stand up to the Southern neo-con Bible Thumpers but is willing to dump about 150 cubic yards of the stuff on my private beach.

Burying a few gawking commoners would be a plus. I figure if they don't have the money for their own beach-front property, they can't afford tickets to my farewell concerts.

Mazel tov! Babs


By the way, I'm releasing a new winter holiday album again this year to celebrate the, uh, winter holidays.

All proceeds from the sale of these albums will go to benefit me.

M.T.! Babs


I don't care what they say Babs, you don't need a bra!

Kiki Bee

Sheesh! I'm gone for a couple days after running out of medicinal maryjane and having to hide in my closet until I could get some more, and everything goes to Hades(not the Bible one) faster than Crusty Eggs empties his bowels after a man-love session.

Truth2, not Truthy, do I have to get all Dominatrix on your butt? I'm a lady(sort of) and I'm the boss, and if you don't watch your mouth, I'll prove it to you. I may have to do that anyway, just for fun.

"We will chant unto the night, and when the moon is at its highest, we will (pretend to) ovulate in unison."

OH YEAH!!!! I am so glad I kept my ovaries when I had my Hystericalectomy. I'll bring the bong and we can ovulate well into the night. Exey, Truthy, Arby, Butty are you all joining us, too? We're Progressyve womyn, and we can handle a few myn(??) participating in our ovulation ceremony with us.


you can cross section this event by checking a carter book.
when i was 14 i was at the pruets farmhouse,they owned a bank in kansas pruet,pruet & pruet(yeah part of the flying faggot monekys.)anyway sorry to say this next part but when i was a child i survived a human sacrifice with my cousin,incredibly horrific blocked it out.however anything that was satanic or dark or anything yellow or egyptian i knew i was always in the presence of a flying faggot monkey,you know the lousy lays,the ones that have no finesse so they do their manic actions on children.i'm 40 now so you can do the math with bush's age.he was probably mid 30's.he came into the room & says you're dead,i replied what a common little man you are.(he had to have councelling where they assured him i meant he was the average man,the working man,a man to be proud of.NO YER IDIOT I MEANT CHEAP,TINY SPECIMEN,SON OF FAG.)his jaw dropped & he stuttered my daddy is head of.i interupted aren't you too old to call him daddy?he then went bush,you know attack the innocent.i was only 14 & a girl.i've got a tan & i've died my hair blonde for the esta god.(that's the satanic mob,they hide behind a faggot egyptian story.)i was supposed to quiver but i yawned.(michael moores annoyance i can confirm.)he just sucked all dignity intelligence & any form of human decency out of the room.even his tone was boring.he then boasted how he was on it from a younger flying faggot monkey.he then regained his brain cell.he tried another scare."my dadd",i raised my eyebrow,i was not wasting another tone on him."& his two friends he named them,pray to a demon i've seen them & it."still no this time i'm pleading with myself for multiple personality at the same time i urgently sent signals to brainbook,montauk get me out now.but no.i was trapped.DON'T TELL ME I HAVEN'T GONE THROUGH THE WORST ABUSE EVER.he continued.(sorry.)
i'm going to be president of the new world order.(groan,it's gonna be more faggot speak.)i know the phrophecy (the satanic one.)he thinks i won't do it but i will.he crapped on.he mentioned concubus the dark demons that all satanics pray to.i glazed.i had to."silence you bore me" i'd had enough.he couldn't believe that i didn't listen to the punchline.would the world survive,would he push the button.he then went very very nasty.he then said i know the sentence that will make you forget & he smirked & said you'll be safe now.what did i just say.all i remember thinking is no you don't have to say it,you are forgettable.bitch wife came in & said i killed somebody,(she did in a car.)what did he say,i shook my head,she smirked & said you'll be safe now.they were both sent to bed at 3 o'clock that afternoon.another man arrived same room,he apologised for bush & his wife (will somebody change her medictaion the very least straighten her head i get vertigo every time she is on the telly.)he told me he was a peanut farmer.he was very kind.
in my late 20's bush & the faggots had secret meetings in australia,i was plagued by phonecalls.bush said you're gouing to be my brain book.i just snapped idiot & put the phone down.bush elder crapped on about demonic crap,i would just call him a fag & put the phone down.(have you seen the size of his wife,she hasn't been touched in a very long long time.)when september 11 happened i got a phonecall saying,'this is your fault,you could stop this.'i just put the phone phone was always bugged,so agencys were fully aware,i might not have known,but they were.
there is footage with bush with the press & they mentioned the dead girl,he said,"i tried to tell her". nobody called him up on it.nobody said well she's breathing,i think she might be alive,i don't know,mr president head of minions,do you think,at all.clearly not.
my grandfather knew that preston bush & all the others,the only thing he would say about them was that preston bush's father should have that time they were just scum characters that he had met.words of wisdom for every bush generation.
when bin laden heard about his beautiful women being hypnotised he took them from their jobs,the world blasted him,he did it to protect them.bush said the sentence to make me much damage that we don't know about that he has revelled in?
what nobody ever mentions is concubus & partner need to collect souls,& war is where they collect.they hang round the battelfield.literally,appering manipulating promising people their lives etc.& collecting.every war point setter from jungle to i.r.a. to now is just so bush & the others can ward off just for the while thier own collection.
it is satanic to kill,the death sentence for any man whatever he has done is not of god,remember when bush sanctioned the death of a prisoner & nobody said a thing.
sadam was after tunnels that have montauk abilities,funny that bush went there first.

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