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"...are you Arbiter's beloved Baboon with the red, rashy butt that he so fondly loves and blesses peace upon?"

Well, anything's possible. I'm a pretty heavy sleeper.


Come to think of it, I've never seen FofE and Mohammad (piece of luv upon his red rashy bumpy cute ass) in the same room together...


"Well, anything's possible. I'm a pretty heavy sleeper."


What THAT supposed to mean! Size doesn't matter!!!!!!


Instead of phlinged canned insults at Re-Thug-li-KKKan, NNeocon Knuckle-Dragging, Troglodyte Faux News watching, fascist Bu$Hitler regime loving, Rovian Mind Control Machine Zionist Jooooooooo, Kkkonservative ReiKKK-winger PeeResident “W” loving I prefer personalized insults like “I phfling Radioactive butt cheese in your general direction”!

That has much more effect!!!!

Can we surrender in Iraq now?


We have to fulfill Jimmah's vision and finish surrendering in North Korea first Donnie. Patience young grass smoker... patience...


The more of those North Korean propagan... er, press releases, the more I realize how amateurish we've been in praising Larry. Maybe we could follow the example of the followers of the great Kim cult, er, family and sing our praises to the great Professym.


Woo-hoo! I got it from Drudge!! The Commercial The Re-Thugs Hate!!!

UN Doctor

"Why, yes, Madeline. I will convert to Judiasm and be publicly circumcised. When does the bris take place?"

Son of the South ©

Public circumcision? Did you mean pubic circumcision?

Just checking . . .

UN Doctor

Gads, do you realize that if he submitted to a pubic circ he would have no dong and he would have to surrender to the SouKs? Of course the SouKs have decided to rescind their Sunshine Law of telling Mr. Men Ta Li Il when and if they were going to attack.

The Exorcist

"BTW, Exey Crusty Eggs, is the Fondleman a friend of yours?"--Kiki Dee

Well, "friend" hardly describes what me and Mark That Spot With A Bigass X had. We had something so special, so wonderful, so incredibly painful that "friend" doesn't begin to describe it.

What we had was that special something that few people outside of Hollywood, the faculty break-room at most colleges, Barney Frank's basement, every bathhouse in Sin Fagcisco, and other Democratic strongholds have ever experienced. Although it's entirely possible that Madam Maggie and Tattoo shared that same special something on that pennisuland that Larry and Keith are struggling to define. A love so deep and long-lasting that our friends near the Chernobyl Nuclear Plant still glow at the very mention of it.

All that matters is this. We both barged into Dennis Hastert's office in 1968, when Lincoln was President, to announce our gayer than all hell intentions with gayer than all hell pages. And all he said was: "Go for it, your secrets are safe with me. In fact, I'll fund a 4 billion dollar pre-school to get things off the ground. Nothing says homo louder and prouder than Republican. Let's do this thing."

I almost fell off Barney Frank's lap at hearing those words. But those words, and certain acts performed on the second floor of Governor McGreevy's mansion, shaped me into the persyn I am today.

A gayer than all hell Democrat who occasionally strays to the other side of the aisle for a Walk On The Wild Side, I said Hey Babe, Take A Walk On The Wild Side and the African-Americans girls sing doo doo-doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo doo-doo......

Speaks Truth to Chimps

Poor sensitive Little Kim was toking his Jong and just Il-lin', when ReichsFuehrer Bush suddenly called him "Axis, Bold As Evil". So of course 2 months later he announces he has nukes. If someone called me that, I'd have nukes faster than you could say, "Two odols of Clispy Flied Dog to go prease."

Jimmuh Cartuh knew how to deal with sensitive quasi-divine "President for Eternity"s:

One of Carter's first acts in office was to order the unilateral removal of all nuclear weapons from South Korea. He also announced his intention to remove all US troops from South Korea. During his first month in office he cut the defense budget by $6 Billion” (can’t we make him run again?).

For 30 years after that, North Korea put aside their nookyular ambitions until Chimpy McButthead flaps his yap with his hate-speech. Therefore, we should 1) Surrender in Germany, Japan, Italy, Iraq and Afghanistan, and apologize for imposing Democracy on them at the point of a gun. 2) Unilaterally disarm and transfer all our nookyular weapons to North Korea. 3) Elect Democrats in November (maybe this should have been first).

Talking Toaster

Bill Clinton should be idolized as the man to gave North Korea the right to defend itself with the A-bomb - and to halt imperialist Americans of sealing their population base (A population base that is eager to stay in North Korea and eat earth worms).

Even if the nuclear bomb is of low yield and even lower quality because of assembly problems by al Qaeda, the remaining Imperialist Pigs will probably die of cancer within a few years.

It's a small, yet satisfying, comfort to know that if Americans are not killed in their own homes by a nuclear blast they will be lead back to the reeducation camps by a cable through the hand.

[London Times]

...The North Korean refugee had one request for her captors before the young Chinese soldiers led her back across the steel-girdered bridge on the Yalu River that divides two "socialist allies".

"She [the escaped NK women] asked for a comb and some water because she said that if she was going to die she could not face going to heaven looking as dirty and dishevelled as this," recounted a relative of one [Chinese] soldier who was there. The [Chinese] soldiers... marched the woman, who was about 30, to the mid-point of the bridge.

North Korean guards were waiting. They signed papers for receipt of the woman, who kept her dignity until that moment. Then, in front of the Chinese troops, one seized her and another speared her hand — the soft part between thumb and forefinger — with the point of a sharpened steel cable, which he twisted into a leash.

"She screamed just like a pig when we kill it at home in the village," the soldier later told his relative. "Then they dragged her away."

That is truly progressive treatment. There is no reason to believe that Imperialist Pigs of the West should be treated any differently.

Thank you Bill Clinton.

See: Times on Line


No nation is an island, unless it's North Korea! Makes perfect sense to me.


Dave, a good example of Clinton bringing peace to America as POTUS, is the Branch Davidian peace rally. As BATF and FBI agents, at the kind behest of Janet Reno, rallied around the Branch Davidian compound, it took on 56 days to convince those reich-wing religionists inside the compound how peace and tranquility can guide the planets and luuuuuuv can steer the stars.

I think everyone can agree once the Waco rally ended in a big bonfire of love and understanding, we had no more problems with the Branch Davidians ... and peace ruled throughout America.*

*You can enhance your reading experience while playing America the Beautiful in the background while reading my post.

UN Doctor

And then Janet firebombed the Davidians. Don't forget that we all felt the love at Ruby Ridge.


But remember the davidians practiced a form of christianity so in the all seeing eyes of we progressives, they were racist, gun toting extremists that need to be stamped out or burned out asap!

But if bu$h dares to send his jackbooted stormtroopers to attack a islamic mosque after a series of bombings and beheadings here in the good-old U.S.A., we will riot in the streets over this govt crackdown on religion, you can bet your boots on that mister!

UN Doctor

Dave, you got it right in one! We can't let the horrid Bible Whacking Moral Pundits bring peace to Islam!
As progressyves, it is OUR DUTY to usher in the age of Al Queerius along with socialized medicine for homosatchels.


I have it on good information from a highly-placed, anonymous source from the Clinton Administration that what really angered the BATF and FBI agents at the Branch Davidian Compound was the constant attempt of the reich-wing religious extremists inside the compound trying to "reason" and shove the KKKhristian religion down their throats.

What Would Jesus Do in the same circumstance? As a progressyve I would have to say Jesus would have also built a holy bonfire of fellowship in hopes of defusing an increaingly intractable situation which was ginning up ill feelings for Janet Reno and her stormtroopers of love. Such refuges of religious hatred can't be allowed to fester on the landscape of Democratic progressyvsm.


Try this:


I think we're all worried about nothing here. That great progressyve mynd, MoxieGrill, has figured out that this "atomic bomb threat" was just another ploy by the Shrub to rekindle his flagging support from all the Republikkkants.

It is SO obvious once you think about it!

The Exorcist

I just got off the phone with Charlie Sheen. He tells me that, although not an "expert", he's certain that there is no way a small plane with a novice pilot could possibly have flown into a NYC high-rise. Furthermore, Charlie tells me that the Yanks pitcher never would've agreed to sacrifice his own life just to remind people that planes fly into buildings right when Democrats have a slight lead in the polls.

Lastly, Charlie tells me that he's escorting Girl Scouts door to door to sell cookies. I'm not yet sure how Bush is involved in with the cookie thing but I bet Moxie Grrrl has some answers.

Speaks Truth to Chimps

How many more October Surprises will there be? First Bush gets the DPRK to detonate a "nuke", to remind people how scary the world is (although it's only scary because of Bush). Then he gets someone to ram a plane into a building in NY to remind people of 9/11. How many more tricks does he have up his sleeve to keep people's minds off of the real issues: Gay Republicans!

The Exorcist

"How many more tricks does he have up his sleeve to keep people's minds off of the real issues: Gay Republicans!" STtC

I'll tell you how many more. Too Gaiadamned many. Just when I thought KKKrischins would completely abandon the RepubliKKKans like a Democrat's 6 day old baby and teach the KKKons a lesson by voting for al Qaida, al ZarCowWee, and al Gorey, this new fabricated information comes out and totally sends us back to our "Cut And Run" strategy.

Federal Deficit Now Lowest in 4 Years
Oct 11
AP Economics Writer


The federal deficit in the budget year that just ended fell to a four- year low of $247.7 billion _ a figure President Bush touted Wednesday as "proof that pro-growth policies work."

The deficit for the budget year that ended Sept. 30 was 22.3 percent lower than the $318.7 billion imbalance for 2005, handing Bush a welcome economic talking point as Republicans battle to hold onto control of Congress in the midterm elections.



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