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libmeister

The progressyve president of Iran has a new blog site at ahmadaboutjihad.ir. Maybe Lar along with the DailyKos ought to permanently link to that groovy site. But he has some good dirt on Bu$Hitler and evil RoveHimmler.

Dodger

...before they were famous for pointing out the dangers of the "Maneater."

That's a reference to Hillary Rodan Clinton, right?

The Exorcist

"Excorcist: I took your quiz and scored a '72'! I passed! Praise Gaia!"--Wild Fox

Sorry Wiley Peyote, but due to Bush's illegal and immoral war against imbeciles and that fascist No Child Left Behind attack against us Dumbocrats and illegal aliens, it now takes a 75 to pass the test.

However, you can take the test as many times as you need and I admire your ability to catch that trick-question re: Hall & Oates. Ever notice how Oates has that very middle-eastern look about him? tick.tick.tick.tick.tick.tick

The Exorcist

It's a great day for us progreasives. First, Hezbollah defeats the bloodthirsty Zionists and then two Halliburton employees working in the Faux News division of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy were kidnapped. If we can just take out a bridge and a couple of planes, we'll have things wrapped up for November.

OmarTheTentMaker

I hope they clubbed that cub scout like a baby seal.

Arbiter

If we can clone Ned Lamont (who is black like Bill Clinton) we will win all of Congress in November!

libmeister

Since Hezbollah destroyed the entire Israeli Army, I think its about time we surrender in Iraq.

Arbiter

Hizbollah will never win as long as the phrase "oy vay" still exists!

Baldwin is Bald

Besides, in a free, colorblind society

I am frankly shocked Liberal Larry!

"Colorblind" is a outdated non-progressive ideal. Reread Marcus Garvey and Malcolm X and see how reactionary colorblindness would be: no racial quotas, no excuses for black criminals etc. Good grief man - we would have to criticise homophobic reggae artists and sexists black rappers as if they were white people - are you mad?

Remember the words of Martin Luther King: "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the content of their character but by the color of their skin." That's the basis of multi-culturalism - keeping the races separate.

Given that you are white Larry, it goes without saying that you are obviously a racist. It is natural to all of us. But this goes beyond acceptable limits - please report for racial awareness training next week to start self flagelation. Remember the hair shirt this time!!!

Bush4Ever

Upon viewing that magnificent interview by Mike Wallace on 60 Minutes, I realized that I really missed seeing the President of Iran, AmmaNeedaBloJob, in his old acting job.

The Exorcist

YA THINK!!!
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Muslims face extra checks in new travel crackdown
By Ben Webster, Transport Correspondent

THE Government is discussing with airport operators plans to introduce a screening system that allows security staff to focus on those passengers who pose the greatest risk.

The passenger-profiling technique involves selecting people who are behaving suspiciously, have an unusual travel pattern or, most controversially, have a certain ethnic or religious background.

The system would be much more sophisticated than simply picking out young men of Asian appearance. But it would cause outrage in the Muslim community because its members would be far more likely to be selected for extra checks.

Officials at the Department for Transport (DfT) have discussed the practicalities of introducing such a system with airport operators, including BAA. They believe that it would be more effective at identifying potential terrorists than the existing random searches.



The Exorcist

B4E,

You got that bass-ackward. Prezodent Jamie Farrhouk is a receiver, not a passer. Let's say we change hys/hyr/othyr name to AmmaGiveA'BloJob. I'll check with hys lyfe-partner and official 60 Minutes/WalMart Greeter, Mike WallAss, to make sure he approves.

Bush4Ever

Here's a test for Der ChimpenReichsFuhrer:

1. In 1881 the tsar of Russia was assassinated by:
a. a Russian terrorist
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1886 a bomb exploded at a demonstration in Chicago killing seven police
officers and demonstrators and injuring 67.
Who was responsible?
a. labor extremists
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3. Between 1889 and 1909 over 1700 African-Americans were lynched in the
United States by:
a. white Southern extremists
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. In 1894 the president of France was assassinated by:
a. a French terrorist
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1897 the premier of Spain was assassinated by:
a. a Spanish terrorist
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1898 the empress of Austria was assassinated by:
a. a Austrian terrorist
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1900 the king of Italy was assassinated by:
a. an Italian terrorist
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1901 the president of the United States was assassinated by:
a. an American terrorist
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1914 who assassinated Archduke Ferdinand of Austria-Hungar, starting the
First World War that resulted in at least 20 million deaths?
a. a Bosnian terrorist
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. Who launched suicide attacks in explosive laden aircraft on American
warships in 1945, sinking 40 ships?
a. Japanese Kamikaze pilots
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. Who blew up the King David Hotel in Jerusalem in 1946 killing 91 British
soldiers as well as British, Jewish, and Arab civilians (the most deadly
terrorist act that has ever taken place in Palestine or Israel to this day)?
a. Jewish terrorists
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. Who massacred 247 men, women and children in a Palestinian village in 1948
in order to cause panic among Palestinians and convince them to flee their
homes?
a. Jewish terrorists
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. Who set off a bomb in a Birmingham church in 1963 killing four young girls
at Sunday school
a. white Southern extremists
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

14. Between 1969 and 1994 who killed over 3000 soldiers, police and civilians
in bombings and assassinations in Northern Ireland with the support of groups in
the United States and Great Britain?
a. Catholic and Protestant terrorists
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

15. Who waged a campaign of bombings and killings in northern Spain since the
1970s?
a. Basque terrorists
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

16. In 1982 who massacred over 800 Palestinians in refugee camps, mostly women
and children?
a. Lebanese Christian militias with the support of the Israeli army in Lebanon
and its commander, Ariel Sharon (now prime minister of Israel)
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

17. Who set off a powerful car bomb at the American headquarters at Ramstein
airbase, Germany in 1981, injuring 14?
a. German terrorists
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

18. Since 1970 who killed thousands of police, judges, lawyers, clergy, and
other civilians in Colombia, Peru, Guatemala, and El Salvador?
a. drug cartels, leftist guerillas, right-wing paramilitary groups
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

19. Who set off bombs at abortion clinics killing 2 receptionists in 1994,
murdered 2 abortion clinic workers in 1995, and assassinated 3 doctors in 1993,
1994, and 1998?
a. American anti-abortion extremists
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

20. In 1995 who released nerve gas in the Tokyo subway killing 12 and injuring
more than 5000?
a. Japanese religious extremists
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

21. In 1995 who set off a bomb at the Federal building in Oklahoma City
killing 168 people?
a. an American terrorist
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

22. In the 1990s who sent letter bombs through the mail in the United States
killing 3 people?
a. an American terrorist named Theodore Kacynski
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

23. Who massacred 29 Muslim worshipers at a mosque in Hebron in 1994
a. a Jewish extremist
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

24. Who assassinated the prime minister of Israel, Yitzhak Rabin, in 1995?
a. a Jewish extremist
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

25. Who assassinated Mahatma Gandhi in 1948 and two prime ministers of India,
Indira Gandhi in 1984 and Rajiv Gandhi in 1991?
a. Hindu, Sikh, and Tamil extremists
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

26. In the last 17 months who has "unintentionally" killed over 800 Palestinian
policemen and innocent civilians in their efforts to combat terrorism. [over
twice as many innocent victims as the "Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40" have been killed in Israel and the occupied territories]
a. Israeli Defense Forces
b. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

libmeister

ALERT!!!

I have it on good information that socialist progressyve Fidel Castro has actually died and has been replaced by a clone compliments of the Bu$Hitler/Halliburton/Cheney/RoveHimmler KKKabal.

Don't be surprised if the Bu$Hitler regime begins "relaxing" some sanctions against Cuba. After all, Rush Limpbaugh has to get his Cuban cigars.

Che

I like tests.

1: Who refused to sign the Kyoto treaty, thus unleashing the power of Gaia in the form of hurricane Katrina that targeted mynorities and poor people?
a) Chimpy McHalliburton
b) KKKarl Rove
c) The NeoCon-Zionist cabal
d) All of the above.

2: Whose Major League baseball team sucked worse than any other team in history, and started each day by singing "Horst-Wessel-Lied"
a) Shrubya BusHitler
b) Tom Hanks
c) Paul Newman
d) Kevin Costner

3: Whose contempt for the institution of journalism led him to snub Helen Thomas, flip off a video camera, call a NYT reporter a "Major League Asshole", and got Dan Rather fired?
a) King George II
b) Sean Penn
c) Mothyr Cyndy
d) George Clooney

4: Complete the sentence. Pain pills are to Limbaugh what _____ is/are to Booshisimo.
a) Hanging chads
b) Dead black people
c) Secret CIA prisons
d) DUIs
e) Oil

5: Two planes leave a Florida airport at the same time. Plane A is heading south at 400MPH with 192 uncharged PLFFs and none of their lawyers aboard. Plane B is heading to France at 600 MPH with Alec Baldwin aboard. If the economy is the worst it's ever been, how many nucyuler weapons will North Korea have by the time Dumnbya is impeached?

6: Christine is trailing at the ballot box by several thousand votes. How many recounts of King County are required for her to win?

7: Johnny has three Purple Hearts, but his SUV belongs to his wife. How many Secret Service agents does it take to knock him off the ski hill?

8: Dick has an assault weapon. Dick's friend has a quail. If Dick shoots his friend in the face, how long will his pacemaker last without socialized medicine?

9: Sven drives a Prius. What can we conclude from this statement?
a) Sven likes to dance and shop for shoes.
b) Bush denies Sven the Constitutional right to marry his lyfe partner.
c) We must care deeply about the environment. By the time his batteries need replaced, there'll be a way to dispose of them safely.
d) Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian.

10: Misunderstood people (Whose faith is irrelevant and must not be considered) knock down two buildings. The correct response is:
a) Beg France for their approval.
b) Surrender wherever possible.
c) Figure out a way to blame the catastrophe on a NeoCon/Joo consiracy.
d) Stand behind our babykilling troops while lambasting them at every opportunity.

Che

Damn it.

11: How do you spell "conspiracy?"
a) C O N S I R A C Y
b) C O S P I R A C Y
c) C O N S P I R A N C Y
d) E V I L P L O T

Arbiter

"11: How do you spell "conspiracy?"
a) C O N S I R A C Y
b) C O S P I R A C Y
c) C O N S P I R A N C Y
d) E V I L P L O T"
e) R O V E
f) C H E N E Y (whose daughter Mary is a L E S B I A N)


The Exorcist

Gotayum, white boyz! That's a whole lot of testing that broke out while I was spending my FEMA money on malt liquor, crack and white girls. I thought my crack & malt liquor hangover was bad when I woke up at Motel 6 this ayum, and then you spring this confusing shit on me.

I think I have just enough jack left over to buy a cup of gourmet shit from the Mac-Donnells next door. Let me think this over while enjoying a tasty beverage first. Yo, Wendy, get my slippers.

Jules

Bush4Ever

My LyfePartner and I are giddy with the delight we will get when SCOTUS-Selected ChimpFace Smirky Dumbya Bu$Hitler takes the test I posted and then has to explain how all those people in the "A" answers can get away with forming a religion of Hate and using it as an excuse to kill thousands and thousands of not just Americans but Israelis and others. Step up to the plate, Pee-Resident!!

libmeister

I extend the hand of fellowship to Muslim freedom fighters everywhere, including the righteously victorious Hezbollah....CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

Ayatollah Cro-Magnon

"I extend the hand of fellowship to Muslim freedom fighters everywhere, including the righteously victorious Hezbollah....CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"--libmeister

I WIPE MY ASS 19 TIMES WITH YOUR OFFER, INFIDEL!

We don't want peace with your kind. We want you, your family and your friends dead - Dead - DEAD!!!

We are on the march and there is nothing you can do to stop our jihad. We have Hezbollah, Hamas, al Qaeda, Mike Wallace, George Wallace and other democrats on OUR side. It's just a matter of time before we kill or convert every last one of you.

IN THE NAME OF OUR HOLY AND HOMICIDAL LEADERS!

Dodger

We don't want peace with your kind. We want you, your family and your friends dead - Dead - DEAD!!!

Except for us progressyves, right?

Would it help if we surrender in Iraq?

libmeister

When Ayatollah Cro-Magnon says he wants AmeriKKKans dead, he surely must be talking of Red Staters ... OR speaking metaphorically. Therefore, I extend the metaphorical hand of friendship to those like Ayatollah Cro-Magnon who have been unfairly smitten by the Great Satan AmeriKKKa junta of Bu$Hitler/Halliburton/Cheney/RoveHimmler. I will glady be your dhimmie if it will bring lasting peace to the planet Earth. Ooooooommmmmmmmmmmm!

Arbiter

I know for a fact the the "Islamo-Fascists" that BusHitler so callously refers to will welcome my transgendered hippie metro-sexual self. Along with my life partner baboon named "Mohammad" (piece of luv be on his rashy bumpy cute little ass)

Che

I WIPE MY ASS 19 TIMES WITH YOUR OFFER, INFIDEL!

Does that count as a "Dirty Sanchez," a "Cleveland Steamer," or are we in for a whole new era of cultural enlightenment? Maybe "Crowning for Crusaders", or "W is for 'Wipe my ass with your offer'?"

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