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The Exorcist

"In light of this, I'm surrendering to a yak."--Wilderness Fox

Well, you know what they say, WildInBed Fox.

Once you go yak, you never come back.

Dodger

I knew a yak once.

No, twice.

Arbiter

Alas, poor Yak! I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

ponytailed guy

I wish Mikey Wallace would have asked Ahminabadjacket where he gets those spiffy Robert Hall suits.

Arbiter

Ponytailed guy! OMG!! I luv Robert Hall's stuff!! He must make it special with a beard dust cover for Ahminabadjacket...

libmeister

I hope you didn't know the yak in the biblical sense, Dodger. After all, we might be offending our PETA comrades with this kind of loose talk.

Consider: If according to the NOW progressyves, marriage is legalize rape, then we can only see this interspecial intercourse as mere barnyard rape. Well, wait, that's only if you're married to a yak ... never mind, I'm beginning to see the dawning of a new age of sexual liberation. Thank Gaia for this epiphany!

libmeister

BTW The Exorcist, do you think that's what the Coasters were singing about in their song, "Yakety yak, don't talk back"? I feel a whole new world is opening up for some very progressyve sensualists.

Arbiter

I know he's an evil Neo-Con... But no one sings that song like Swcharteneggar in "Twins"!! By the way, I don't care how you spell that evil bastard's name!!

The Exorcist

Arbiter- It's spelled Schwarzenazi.

libmeister- PETA's already investigating Mike Wallace's hot n' steamy bestiality adventure with Ali Assa Seen.
http://www.ape-o-naut.org/famous/famous/members/aliassn.html

BTW, I can hyperlink everywhere else (just right click and go to hyperlink, right?) but it doesn't seem to work here. I know it's a lot to ask to actually copy and paste, especially while loading a bong and injecting a hypodermic needle. But the get-up Prezodent AhmDineOnWad is wearing is just absolutely to die for.

Arbiter

Thanks Exorcist!

Talking Toaster

After that last interview with Arafat, Mike Wallass was seen rubbing his sore behind and muttering: “Boy, that old guy sure put a lot of juice in my caboose.”


Al dickenjerk probably though Wallass was unshaven or the juice in his caboose had incubated.

Talking Toaster

After that last interview with Arafat, Mike Wallass was seen rubbing his sore behind and muttering: “Boy, that old guy sure put a lot of juice in my caboose.”

Al dickenjerk probably thought Wallass was unshaven or the juice in his caboose had incubated

Paula Jones

Distaste for sexagenarian my black ass. This brother has the biggest appetite for sex, whether agenarian or a vegetarian, I've ever seen. I wonder who's gonna pop out of the cake. Don't give me any hints, here....um, is it a kosher cake?....um...is it a really, really huge cake?...um...Oh, I think I got it.
MONICA SCREWHIMSKY!!

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Clinton to celebrate 60th birthday with family, friends
Aug 18 2:22 PM US/Eastern

Former US president Bill Clinton will celebrate his 60th birthday on Saturday surrounded by family and friends, despite his professed distaste for becoming a sexagenarian.

DonkeyDick

As a paid up memeber of the Man Yak Love Association I must protest your analogy: "...lips puckering like the anus of a large yak." as if it were something negative.

In our commitment to diversity, especially sexual diversity we lybrals should be more sensitive in making such allusions. THINK ABOUT THE YAK'S SELF-IMAGE, won't you? You could hurt their feelings and doom them to a life of failure. Yak-wise, I mean.

Wilderness Fox

Yak-Love Songs

Yak In Black- AC/DC
Yak That Ass Up- Juvenile
Yak Where You Belong- .38 Special
Baby Got Yak- Sir Mix-Alot
Don't Look Yak- Boston
Yak Of Communication- RATT
Yak In The Saddle Again- Aerosmith
Yak In The U.S.S.R.

Arbiter

Here's some more WF:

Yak in the name of love- The Supremes
Yak yourself- Eminem
Yak it- Devo
Poor Little Yak- Ricky Nelson
Yak three times on the ceiling if you love me- Captain and Tennille
It's hard out there for a Yak- Hustle and Flow

Arbiter

Oh, and:

Yak in Time- Huey Lewis and the News

Dodger

I had too many beers last night and Yakked. Does that count?

Arbiter

It only counts if the beers you consumed were Yakermeister Dodger...

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