You don’t have to read any of Ann Coulter's columns or books to know what a hate-fueled orgy of lies, half-truths, and lies they are. I can’t even begin to describe every single lie that she has put to pen in her entire career. Her lies are more abundant than the stars, more plentiful than zits at a Daily Kos convention. Let’s face it: She’s a lying liar who lies. But thanks to the hard work of an ingenious university professym, it now appears that her lies aren't even original, but rather stolen directly from the pages of esteemed progressive publications such as the Washington Post, the Boston Globe, and the Planned Parenthood leaflet, 101 Ways to Hide your Abortion from Mom and Dad.
Determined to find something to attack Coulter for besides her looks, a nonpartisan and incredibly hissy amatuer investigator ran everything she’s ever said or scribbled down since grade school through a state-of-the-art pattern recognition program. What he learned threatened to sour the proudly objective researcher against conservative pundits forever.
According to John Barrie, a Professym of Indigenous Norwegian Prophylactic Juggling at the University of Berkeley, most of the words Coulter uses in her books and columns have been used before, by other writers, and occasionally in the same sequences. In many cases, these sequences are hardly coincidental. As Barrie discovered, Coulter would often take someone else’s words, replace them with her own, shuffle them around, and sometimes go so far as to change the entire sentence structure around to conceal her crime. That’s plagiarism, folks, and leave it up to conservatives to turn it into something dirty.
Dragging civilized discourse into the mud is par for Ann's course, ape-like, back hairs. Coulter, who once wrote that we should invade the terrorist’s countries, kill their leaders, and convert the rest to Christianity, has never apologized to either progressives or the terrorists for her insensitive remarks Her attack on the bereaved 9/11 widows left me angry, bitter, and chaffed in areas I care not to mention. I’ve made no secret of my unbridled hatred for Coulter, with her cottage cheese thighs and ratty, bleach-blonde hair. But now she may be guilty of a crime far more serious than transforming progressive males into catty women, and I could just scratch her eyes out for it.
Larry,
You lost me at the Norwegian Prophylactic Juggling.
The rest of your whiny screed was drowned in the sound of hysterical laughter. Since I have no idea who made those braying noises (no one else was in the room at the time)
I will have to assume it is that Chimpy Bush at it again.
I think he implanted speakers in my ears.
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: PTPFP | July 12, 2006 at 11:54 PM
Olbermann, draw back your bow,
and let your arrow go,
straight through Ann Coulter's heart
for me, for me-eee-eeeee.
Pretty catchy, huh? I just made it up. And I even have music in my head that would go perfectly with it, if I wanted to make it into a song.
Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | July 13, 2006 at 03:51 AM
"You"
I've used this word MANY times in my own writings. "You"'ll be hearing from my lawyers.
Posted by: Bush4Ever | July 13, 2006 at 05:15 AM
So the shemale has finally been caught, huh. Normally, I have no problem with transgendered type "people". They can really liven up a party/orgy with their switch hitting.
But when they drift so far out of Nancy Paluka's ameriKKKon main stream and take up rethug, racist, hatefilled, rove talking points... I say toss her in the same garbage pile as clarence tomass, condoleeza, etc. In other words, black folk who refuse to leave the plantation and join their betters. You know what I'm talkin about!" (hat tip: Hillary Clinton).
I'm sooo tired of the hate, racism and intollerance from the people who are not enlightoned (like us).
I suggest, in the defense of free speech, we take the offensive against hate speech, and throw pies at her every chance we get.
Posted by: MurthaFan/peasgrandsun | July 13, 2006 at 05:22 AM
LibLarry;
"Her attack on the bereaved 9/11 widows left me angry, bitter, and chaffed in areas I care not to mention."
Yeah, the skank should have called the "Jersey Girls" the "Little Eichmanns' Widows" ,like our compassionate Professym Ward Churchill, (or "Tenured Man Who Speakee Truth to Power", his Natyve Amerycan name).
BTW, someone told me that Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbyan...could this be true?
Regards;
Posted by: Bilgeman | July 13, 2006 at 06:20 AM
If Nazi-girl hadn't stolen from her intellectual betters, Dr. Barrie, Ph. D, professor at Berkeley who is available for speaking engagements and might have a book coming out soon, if the price is right, would have lived his happy, anonymous life of research, knowledge, contemplation, and humble solitude. But, because of Nazi-girl's lying lies which steal as well as lie, he has been ripped from that honorable path and thrust before a ravenous media who will not leave him alone.
I only hope Dr. Barrie's life isn't forever ruined by the poisoned questions Olberman and that band of jackals throw at him. Perhaps he can find a model in the quiet dignity of Cindy Sheehan and the Jersey Girls. If he does survive intact, he'll have proven himself to be a man of character, worthy of admiration, honors, book deals, tenure, renumerative speaking engagements, and maybe even a talk show.
Posted by: Moonchild | July 13, 2006 at 06:32 AM
Who is Dr. Barrie?
Thanks for the invitation!
Posted by: moonbat, ph.d. | July 13, 2006 at 06:44 AM
She is a nazi. I think she was in a movie called "ANN, SHE WOLF OF THE SS". If she can get a he-man like Frank Rich of the New York Truth Telling Times To have a hissy fit, she must be stopped! I was looking at that book of tripe she "wrote" and she had words like "the", "and", "if", and "Asshole" in it. I have seen those words in other books before so if that is'nt a open and shut case of plagiarism, I don't know what is. Her books should be burned. not in a nazi-book-burning way, in a way that we can protect the children. ( always remember that we can beat repukes by saying it's for the children)
P.S. Lar, you have yet to speak out on Israel/USA's Illegal,Immoral war on the peaceloving states of Palestine and Lebanon.
What, are you to busy having lunch with Joe Lieberman to speak truth to power?..........
Posted by: Dave | July 13, 2006 at 07:34 AM
Thank Gaia for this smug little troll and his mangificent software application. Who knew that SHE was plagerizing words from the SAME DICTIONARY as great writers like Bill Clinton and Ted Kopechne!
She'll get her evil rewards now! In civil court!
She's DONE FOR I tell ya!
DOOOOOMMMMMEEEDDDD!!
Posted by: Neocon-pincher | July 13, 2006 at 08:01 AM
I knew it!!! I knew that hate-filled hatefull hating hater was also a lying liar full of lies!!!1! And a cheating cheat cheater! I've never read a word she's written, but I KNEW she lying and that her lies were plagerized!!!!
Posted by: Bonnie | July 13, 2006 at 09:07 AM
CAT FIGHT!
I think I would probably pay to see it too.
Posted by: Mo | July 13, 2006 at 09:08 AM
How dare Ann "FemNazi" Coulter use other people's words! I've heard that in certain sentences, she used more than one! I move that she be brought up on charges of treason!
Posted by: Jason Lomberg | July 13, 2006 at 09:11 AM
Do you think that Mann KKKoulter would like to go out on a date with DicKKK Cheney's lesbian daughter?
Posted by: Bush4Ever | July 13, 2006 at 09:27 AM
Ah, infidels, this is what happens when you let your women out unsupervised: they write books, they drive cars, they talk on cell phones, and often the latter two at the same time.
And as for burkas, the Brigades give you exhibit A.
Do you really want to see exhibit B?
Didn't think so.
/ulul(gag)ating
Posted by: al-Bundy Martyr Brigades | July 13, 2006 at 10:26 AM
ANN COULTER???
I
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HATE
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HER
kdkdkdkdkdk
STINKING
kdkdkdkdkd
GUTS!!!
Yeah, I just originated that too, huh, little Miss Annie Get Your 2nd Amendment jollies blowing away pie-throwing juveniles?
If Ann The Man were half-way do-able (like that hot "Exihibit A" from al Bundy that's SEARED IN MY MIND for the rest of the day) I'd almost consider exploring my bi-curious side.
Posted by: The Exorcist | July 13, 2006 at 12:18 PM
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Posted by: Mount Lebanon | July 13, 2006 at 12:31 PM
"And as for burkas, the Brigades give you exhibit A."
Who is that guy?
Posted by: Bush4Ever | July 13, 2006 at 12:32 PM
"I don't mean to shamelessly plug my new novel"
The Horns Of Hattin
by Spencer Davis
Oh man!! I just loved I'M A MAN!! Any chance you'll be getting the group back together including Steve Winwood?
Posted by: Bush4Ever | July 13, 2006 at 12:34 PM
Ann Coulter is my Shero. I faint whenever I see her thin frame dancing away from Punks with Pies. I wanne be just like her when I grow up...that is if Mommy Deb Frish will let me...
Posted by: PTPFP | July 13, 2006 at 12:57 PM
Larry, once again, brilliant work.
Through my own research, I've found 3 OTHER "Ann Coulters" in the Tri County Area alone! Is there ANYTHING about this trashy whore that isn't fake!?
Al Gore (who invented the internet) John F'n Kerry (who voted against the illegal war before he voted for it) and Ted Kennedy (who named his dog "splash" ['nuff said]) should be as OUTRAGED as I am!
Posted by: Arbiter | July 13, 2006 at 12:58 PM
Infidel, you caught me. It isn't Miss Berkeley 2006, or a candidate for a UC chancellorship (probably), it's Dick Butkus before his makeover. Still, a pretty compelling argument for burkas, yes?
Posted by: al-Bundy Martyr Brigades | July 13, 2006 at 12:59 PM
Maybe a full size burka for Dick Buttkiss is in order, but that would cover the 37-pound Ann NaziBitch Coulter 7 times over. We wouldn't want her to suffocate, now would we????
For her emaciated ilk, I suggest an itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie, yellow, polka-dot burkini.
(Neocon Pincher, cue up the snare/cymbal rim-shot, please)
Posted by: The Exorcist | July 13, 2006 at 01:17 PM
Now Ann is shrieking for the death penalty for Jayson Blair.
Posted by: PTPFP | July 13, 2006 at 02:20 PM
Is it Kiss Dick's Butt or Butt-Kiss Dick. And y are the Jooooos blowing up all the lesbians??? Oh, the humanity...
Posted by: Dakk_Janyels | July 13, 2006 at 02:52 PM
Mann KKKoulter is a lying liar who lies when she lies about not lying her lies!!!!
Posted by: Bush4Ever | July 13, 2006 at 03:43 PM