Book Review: Godless by Ann Coulter

I thought my previous post said it all, but after a few hits of glaucoma medication, I calmed down enough to write an actual review.

Right-wing hatemonger and purveyor of hate, Ann "Nazi Bitch" Coulter, has upchucked another one of her hateful hatemongering tomes of hate and, as expected, it is packed with her typical hate-filled rhetoric, lies, half truths, and lies. Indeed, there are so many things wrong with this book that I don’t know where to begin. Let’s start, then, with the entire premise.

Coulter’s ignorant assertion that liberals are “godless” is beyond the pale, sagging, cottage cheese-filled angora socks she calls her breasts. In her sheer stupidity, she completely ignores the fact that it is we, the enlightened Progressives of America, who more closely adhere to the altruistic teachings of Christ. Was it not Jesus and his Mary Chain who robbed from the rich and gave to the poor? Was it not Christ himself who stood upon the Mound of Avocados and proclaimed, “Merrily I say unto you, give unto others what belongs unto someone else?” If He didn’t, He should have, and Coulter would do well to remember it the next time Republicans cut taxes, stealing food from the very mouths of the poor and putting it right into the pockets of the wealthy.

Even Ann, with her adam’s apple the size of a bowling ball, can’t deny the truth: If Christ really did exist (rather than being something the Pope made up to ruin everyone’s good time), He’d most certainly be a card-carrying, Big Tent Democrat, in full agreement with the core principles of the People’s Party. In her irrational hatred for all things fluffy, Coulter and her evangelical ilk have hijacked Christ’s message of love and acquiescence to parasites, twisting it into a hate-filled instrument of self-righteous intolerance. Let us not forget that this is the same Ann Coulter who, in the wake of the 9/11 attacks, turned the blame away from Bush and rushed to accuse Middle Eastern Muslim males with smoking trousers, demanding we “invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity”. I doubt Christ would approve of such an attitude, or of Coulter, for that matter - even though He did have a soft spot for prostitutes. Just look at her smirking so smugly on that book jacket, as if she knows anything at all about what it means to be a true Christian. I wish she’d get hit by a bus and dragged for 30 miles over broken glass and rusty razor blades until her entire body breaks out in festering, pus-filled sores. Goddess, she makes me want to POUND MY FACE INTO MY KEYBOARD OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER UNTIL SHARDS OF MY BROKEN NOSE LODGE IN MY BRAIN, KILLING ME INSTANTLY SO I NEVER HAVE TO LOOK AT THAT SMIRKING NAZI CAKEHOLE OF HERS EVER AGAIN!

Furthermore, Coulter’s presumption that liberalism is a religion in and of itself doesn’t hold water, any more than she can hold her hairy legs together for five minutes. While I consider myself spiritual, I am by no means religious. By definition, a religion requires a belief in a divine being – a supernatural entity that guides and nurtures his faithful flock through life, rewarding them for their obedience while punishing them for their transgressions against his Divine plan. Well, that’s what the government is for, isn't it? There’s no need in worshipping a giant invisible head in the sky when welfare checks rain down like manna from the heavens, is there? And that’s exactly why bible-thumpers like Ann are so afraid of us.

The apocalyptic dogma of a judgmental clergy holds no power over the sheeple herds when we have benevolent progressive leaders grounded by science, who will tell us we can go right on having casual sex without fear of consequences, but the atmosphere will burn off if we don’t correctly sort our recyclables. Jerry Falwell’s superstitious warnings that 9/11 was God's punishment for abortion may fill the collection plate, but there is strong scientific evidence linking Bush’s tax cuts for the wealthiest 1% of Americans to the destruction of New Orleans – and it can happen again if we continue to vote with our wallets instead of our hearts. It’s called compassion, folks, one of the core principles of both Christianity and Liberalism. Compassion obviously eludes Ann Coulter, who openly mocks Cindy Sheehan, a grieving mother who sacrificed her only begotten son so that the peace movement may live. I hope Coulter overdoses on whatever diet pills she’s been popping and chokes to death on her own vomit, and it takes them THREE MONTHS to find her ROTTING, BLOATED CORPSE at the bottom of a ditch in Pittsburgh, and they can’t even identify her STINKING REMAINS from her dental records BECAUSE CARNIVOROUS MONKEYS CARRIED OFF ALL HER SPARKLY WHITE TEETH.

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In conclusion, Coulter’s latest book is little more than the standard litany of her usual lies. Nothing but lies, lies, lies, from the stomach turning cover to the 78 pages of footnotes at the end. It’s hardly worth even bothering to read it. I know I certainly won’t.

Comments

[HAPPYGOP]

From what I see Ann Coulter is doing her job very well! You people are so enraged, who is hate filled here? All I see is a bunch of people calling Bush and Ann Hitler, very original. Go smoke your weed, collect your welfare check and go to your rallies, we will keep working, making money and gaining power. Good job Libs! Your predictability and incapacity for an original thought, I mean reproductive rights, rain forests, government programs and global warming, same old thing every year. You keep on forwarding this rehashed 60’s agenda; we will wait you out in the White House.

[John]

When Anne KKKoulter calls me "godless", I say "Yeah..so?" There IS NO GOD FOLKS! No God, No Zeus, No Apollo, and No Santa Claus. Science is in the process of sending god(s) to the scrap heap of history, along with alchemy and astrology. Someday, soon hopefully, only dumbass rednecks will believe that a supernatural entity controls their destiny. An X-ray does not expose a hint of a soul, the Hubble telescope finds galaxies and quasars, NOT a heaven filled with angels. Organized religion continues to kill humans in great numbers and undermines progress. Wake up and smell the 15th century, folks.

[Craig]

"Organized religion continues to kill humans"
Is it really John? Wow. All this time I thought organized religion was strongly opposed to the 47 MILLION slaughtered children from 1973 to 2005 (http://www.bpnews.net/bpnews.asp?ID=22488). You wanna talk science? Bring it on! Did you know that as early as the 18th day into pregnancy the CHILD (to translate for the liberals, you always refer to the unborn silent VICTIM as "it" or "a glob of goo")has a heartbeat? (http://www.abortionfacts.com/abortion/q_facts.asp) Or how about at 14 weeks the defenseless little tyke has eyes, ears, hair, toes, and fingers?
I don't know about you, but I'd say those are pretty good qualifiers of a LIVING human being. But maybe you can answer a question for me John. I've been trying to figure the reasoning for a tube being inserted into the uterus and a vacuum so powerful that this living, feeling baby is ripped to pieces and sucked into a jar -- arms, legs, torso, and head... All because liberal mommy didn't want this "consequence" of her actions. Wake up and smell the 15th century? The barbaric action of ripping an innocent child to pieces...sounds like you feel at home there.

P.S. When do we "progress" in modern science and enlightenment that we stop the heart beats of those burdens in the Senior Citizen home?

[Michael]

I just published my review of the book here:
http://www.epinions.com/content_242647600772
It's slightly less slanted, and it doesn't attack Coulter as this one had.