Book Review: Godless by Ann Coulter

I thought my previous post said it all, but after a few hits of glaucoma medication, I calmed down enough to write an actual review.

Right-wing hatemonger and purveyor of hate, Ann "Nazi Bitch" Coulter, has upchucked another one of her hateful hatemongering tomes of hate and, as expected, it is packed with her typical hate-filled rhetoric, lies, half truths, and lies. Indeed, there are so many things wrong with this book that I don’t know where to begin. Let’s start, then, with the entire premise.

Coulter’s ignorant assertion that liberals are “godless” is beyond the pale, sagging, cottage cheese-filled angora socks she calls her breasts. In her sheer stupidity, she completely ignores the fact that it is we, the enlightened Progressives of America, who more closely adhere to the altruistic teachings of Christ. Was it not Jesus and his Mary Chain who robbed from the rich and gave to the poor? Was it not Christ himself who stood upon the Mound of Avocados and proclaimed, “Merrily I say unto you, give unto others what belongs unto someone else?” If He didn’t, He should have, and Coulter would do well to remember it the next time Republicans cut taxes, stealing food from the very mouths of the poor and putting it right into the pockets of the wealthy.

Even Ann, with her adam’s apple the size of a bowling ball, can’t deny the truth: If Christ really did exist (rather than being something the Pope made up to ruin everyone’s good time), He’d most certainly be a card-carrying, Big Tent Democrat, in full agreement with the core principles of the People’s Party. In her irrational hatred for all things fluffy, Coulter and her evangelical ilk have hijacked Christ’s message of love and acquiescence to parasites, twisting it into a hate-filled instrument of self-righteous intolerance. Let us not forget that this is the same Ann Coulter who, in the wake of the 9/11 attacks, turned the blame away from Bush and rushed to accuse Middle Eastern Muslim males with smoking trousers, demanding we “invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity”. I doubt Christ would approve of such an attitude, or of Coulter, for that matter - even though He did have a soft spot for prostitutes. Just look at her smirking so smugly on that book jacket, as if she knows anything at all about what it means to be a true Christian. I wish she’d get hit by a bus and dragged for 30 miles over broken glass and rusty razor blades until her entire body breaks out in festering, pus-filled sores. Goddess, she makes me want to POUND MY FACE INTO MY KEYBOARD OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER UNTIL SHARDS OF MY BROKEN NOSE LODGE IN MY BRAIN, KILLING ME INSTANTLY SO I NEVER HAVE TO LOOK AT THAT SMIRKING NAZI CAKEHOLE OF HERS EVER AGAIN!

Furthermore, Coulter’s presumption that liberalism is a religion in and of itself doesn’t hold water, any more than she can hold her hairy legs together for five minutes. While I consider myself spiritual, I am by no means religious. By definition, a religion requires a belief in a divine being – a supernatural entity that guides and nurtures his faithful flock through life, rewarding them for their obedience while punishing them for their transgressions against his Divine plan. Well, that’s what the government is for, isn't it? There’s no need in worshipping a giant invisible head in the sky when welfare checks rain down like manna from the heavens, is there? And that’s exactly why bible-thumpers like Ann are so afraid of us.

The apocalyptic dogma of a judgmental clergy holds no power over the sheeple herds when we have benevolent progressive leaders grounded by science, who will tell us we can go right on having casual sex without fear of consequences, but the atmosphere will burn off if we don’t correctly sort our recyclables. Jerry Falwell’s superstitious warnings that 9/11 was God's punishment for abortion may fill the collection plate, but there is strong scientific evidence linking Bush’s tax cuts for the wealthiest 1% of Americans to the destruction of New Orleans – and it can happen again if we continue to vote with our wallets instead of our hearts. It’s called compassion, folks, one of the core principles of both Christianity and Liberalism. Compassion obviously eludes Ann Coulter, who openly mocks Cindy Sheehan, a grieving mother who sacrificed her only begotten son so that the peace movement may live. I hope Coulter overdoses on whatever diet pills she’s been popping and chokes to death on her own vomit, and it takes them THREE MONTHS to find her ROTTING, BLOATED CORPSE at the bottom of a ditch in Pittsburgh, and they can’t even identify her STINKING REMAINS from her dental records BECAUSE CARNIVOROUS MONKEYS CARRIED OFF ALL HER SPARKLY WHITE TEETH.

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In conclusion, Coulter’s latest book is little more than the standard litany of her usual lies. Nothing but lies, lies, lies, from the stomach turning cover to the 78 pages of footnotes at the end. It’s hardly worth even bothering to read it. I know I certainly won’t.

Comments

[camojack]

Don't hold back, Larry...tell us how you really feel.

[Fist of Larry]

Late night, eh?

[Bush4Ever]

Just remember this: Ann Dogface Coulter, Laura Lizardface Ingraham and Michelle Monkeyface Malkin all have to look in the mirror each and every day of their lives...and they have to live with what they see. Now THAT is justice done!!! When they look into their dark and soulless eyes, and think about the HATEFUL ANGRY SHRIEKING SCREAMING PUTRID VILE EVIL FILTH THAT THEY SPEW IN THEIR "WRITINGS" THEN I HOPE THEY FEEL THE FIRST FLICKER OF HELL'S FLAMES BURNING AT THE EDGES OF THEIR COMPLETELY BLACK SOULS!!!!

[Moonchild]

Lar, proper chakra alignment prevents the passions from unbalancing the placid spirit. This is even true when superstitious whores with skin the texture of sandpaper and hair akin to steel wool because of too many bad dye jobs mislead the feeble and ignorant minds of the peasantry.

[Ali Ali Ali]

by Allah, I can add nothing more- this is truly a review worthy of our religion of peace.

[RedRiter]

Hate Ann. Love Larry.

[bushstolemycar2monthsago]

If only Ann Hitler would read this website and see the peace, love, and compassion that flows through it every day....perhaps she would think twice about calling Lyberals..er Progressyves.."godless". I haven't seen an ounce of hate or evil anywhere here.

[Bilgeman]

LibLarry;

Has she had a tit job? Those don't LOOK like "bolt-ons", do they?

Oh, yeah...the book.

I dunno, I bought it for the cover.

Regards;

[Faux FOE]

...and it takes them THREE MONTHS to find her ROTTING, BLOATED CORPSE at the bottom of a ditch in Pittsburgh...

Hey, don't drag Pittsburgh into this! As evidenced in the George Romero documentaries (Night of the Living Dead, Land of the Dead, etc.) our ditch corpses tend to reanimate. Believe me, you don't want a zombified Ann Coulter running around, doing the talk show circuit, spewing conservative talking points whilst devouring hosts' brains.

[KJ]

So, final verdict. Thumbs up or thumbs down?

[RoCkY mTn LiOnEsS]

I find the timing of this book curious.

Isn't it obvious that Ms. Coulter is trying to divert attention away from Dan Browns expose' of her and The Shrub having been married!!!!

The damning farsual evidence of the DaFiction Code would ruin Bu$hitler's chances at a 3rd Peeresidential term! BWHAHAHAHAHA! No more election stealing for you, Bushie Boy!!

[Menstrual Rainbow]

Anne Coulter is a man and Michelle Malkin is 'her' mail order bride.

[Ban All Hate Speech NOW!]

Free speech is one of the rights most revered by Liber~ I mean, Progressives (right up there with abortion and public intoxication), but the Constitution specifically forbids propaganda and hate speech, which this book is crammed full of.

You can see how much grief and disunity it's already causing.

Is there an ACLU cell that can pursue this legal angle, and keep the gullible public from being exposed to this malicious crap?

[Arbiter]

"The apocalyptic dogma of a judgmental clergy holds no power over the sheeple herds when we have benevolent progressive leaders grounded by science, who will tell us we can go right on having casual sex without fear of consequences, but the atmosphere will burn off if we don’t correctly sort our recyclables."

Best.Post.Ever.

[Neocon-pincher]

Wow, that's hot. Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin making hot monkey lovin' ...

I mean NO! ICK!

PHTHEH!

Nasty gross Nazi WHORES!

They make me ill!

I'm going to go find my photo of Peace Mother Sheehan crying sobs of righteous grief over the martyrdom of her only begotten son, slain on the altar of Bu$hitler's war for oil. That should take care of any sinful arrousal remaining from picturing those two diseased neocon Helliburton-owned prostitutes.

No more purient thoughts of Ann Hitler in a seafoam-green satin camisole and matching tap pants kissing a submissive Michelle Pol Pot Malkin in a white silk teddy. Their bare legs intertwined ...

[Bush4Ever]

"Anne Coulter is a man and Michelle Malkin is 'her' mail order bride."

If you could ever find any video, on tape, DVD, anything, of these two lying together naked in a bed, please send it to me so I can study it closely at great lengths...so I can expose them for what they truly are, of course. That's all.

SPEAK TRUTH TO P...Coulter and Malkin together, huh? Think they could convince Ingraham to join the mix?

[Dave]

I don't fear that nazi ape Coulter.

It not like I lay awake dreaming of her standing over me with her black jackboots on eiether side on my head. "Polish them with your tounge, you progressive scum!" She yells at me and I obey. Not doing a good repubiKKKan job she gets out her riding crop and spanks my bare white ass to a high pink for I have been a very bad progressive and I need to be punished............

Moving on, I have to go to the book store and hide the copys of her hate-filled-screed. She must be stopped!

[Dave]

I forgot to say her picture make me sit down when I pee...

[Neocon-pincher]

... the tense look of lust in Michelle's eyes as Ann unsnaps her teddy ...

I won't be thinking those thoughts at all.

Especially wry, subtle smile on Ann's face as an eager Michelle moves her teasing mouth down the taller woman's long, lithe torso ...

Thankfully, my mind is free of such thoughts.

[PTPFP]

If you read her book carefully, she will tell you in code how to find OBL.

[Arbiter]

Can anyone send me some cigarettes? The cons use them for money apparently. The screws (that's what we call the guards) beat on me hourly. I need some lawyers from the ACLU to help me. The Nazi's at Barnes an Noble are saying that I've defaced their merchandise, which is total bullshit! All I've done is mimic Larry's wonderful artwork... Gaia help me!

[Dodger]

In light of the content of this hate filled book of hate, I think, er, feel we should just surrender in Iraq.

[Son of the South ©]

' . . . cottage cheese-filled angora socks . . . '

I am not worthy.

SoS

[waffen]

In the name of free and open speech, I put seven of her books over in the cookbook section of the book store. I also told the booksellers that if anyone asks for it tell them that you can order it but it will 4 to 6 years to get a copy. if that fails I told them to show them kos's great best selling book.

[DoubleU]

I know I wont be buying the book I will judge it without knowing a thing about it!