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libmeister

Actually, an inconvenient truth may be that our beloved AlGore is a little touched in the head. That's what he gets for not regularly wearing his tinfoil hat. Clearly the Rovian Mind Control Rays have gotten to him.

AND WHAT IN THE HELK IS BU$HITLER DOING CREATING GLOBAL WARMING ON MARS?

Che

Unless we surrender ourselves completely to our benevolent progressive leaders and reject the right-wing's use of fear as a means to control us, civilization as we know it will cease to exist."

In light of this, we must surrender in Iraq, Iran, Venezuela and France (If they know how down the other end of a white flag.).

Che

DAMN THAT SHRUB!

Make that: "If they know how to look down the other end of a white flag."

Bush4Ever

Has anyone besides The Rightful President of 2004, Jean Francois Kerry, mentioned that The Evil That Lives With A Mechanical Heart, DicKKK Cheney, has a daughter named Mary who is a Lesbian? I've seen NOTHING about this.

jainphx

All this global warming started under KKKlinton no wonder Algore feels he must proclaim to the world the danger.Oh the humanities, poor Algore,the only one left that can prevent the coming disaster.

Dodger

In light of this, we must surrender in Iraq, Iran, Venezuela and France

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Bubblehead

I sent my kids to see both parts of the movie; my youngest, being very perceptive, noticed that Gore made many of the characters who had been harmed by UV radiation from Depleted Uranium have blue skin, showing that the terrors inflicted on them by Shrub had made them "blue" politically.

Kiki B.

Leave it to Al "Legally Maul and Rape Your Wife On Stage In Front Of God and Country" Gore to show us how our vile habits are affecting Mother Earth. It's amazing that She doesn't send more "natural" disasters our way to abort us all, as we are ruining Mother Earth through Global Warming. Hell hath no fury like Mother Earth going through Menopause.

Ali Ali Ali

"...A wise hippy was wright when he said, "Every where is within walking distance if you have the time." ..."

Oh my Gaia!
My glaucoma medication just now wore off.... I thought you meant *Frank Lloyd* Wright

where's my tinfoil hat...

camojack

Al Gore finds the truth inconvenient? Who knew?!
(And when did they know it?!?!)

Didn't that Kyoto biz get voted down unanimously under Gore's boss Clinton's administration?

I thought so...

Jonathan Abbey

So in other words, none of you have actually seen the movie, right?

Bubblehead

Yes, we saw it! The act of watching the movie is seared -- seared -- into my memory. It's as strong as my memory of seeing "Buckbeak Mountin' ", the tender story of how a fugitive wizard and his butch hippogriff find true love.

Montecore's Revenge

The fact is, this movie, while not as bad as the daily dose of lies spewed by the Bush Administration, misses the most glaring cause of climate shift and uber-hurricanes: Namely, the RepubliKKKan weather machine, designed during Bush's first term to target non-whites and other "undesirables" with tsunamis, hurricanes, bird flu, capitalism, and other dangerous and non-proggresyve disasters.

Mission accomplished, Shrub.

I can't wait until January 21, 2007, after RepubliKKKans have lost control of both houses of Congress, and we can finally impeach Bush for the unforgivable high crime of trying to impose his right-wing, fundamentalist value system on those of us who are actually ENLIGHTENED.

JannyMae

So in other words, none of you have actually seen the movie, right?

Posted by: Jonathan Abbey

Sure, I've seen it, Jonathan! I've seen it in every internet, newspaper and magazine article, promoting man-made/wrecking the planet, "global warming," as undisputed fact!

Al just speaks truth to power, and anybody who is in any way skeptical about his movie is just a stupid, vile, neocon, Bush Bootlicker!!

lee

Just wondered in here from some other right wing blog site (morbid curiosity, I guess)

I have never seen sooo much uninformed opinion in my life... bloggers are morons (on both sides).

I have seen the movie/presentation (whatever) and yes he brings up some alarming things. Things we all need to be thinking about and changing.

But I can tell from the babbeling bias I find here that it's probably better that none of you would even try to help. The rest of us will solve the problem without you and guess what? We will even let you live here and enjoy it. That's just the kind of folk we are...

unabashed liberal and proud of it

Jonathan Abbey

So, JannyMae, the approach is not only to label liberals as moonbats when they say moonbatty things (and lord, it happens), but also to ignore any liberal (or even non-conservative) who is not a moonbat? I mean, I agree with you if we're talking about Michael Moore, but we're not, in this case.

My point in asking about who here has actually seen the movie is that Al doesn't say a lot of the words you people put in his mouth, and there is a lot in the movie that is worthy of consideration and thought, at least so you have an idea why some people are convinced there is a problem worth addressing.. rather than just pulling the moonbat stamp out and resting assured that there is simply no issue at contention, and anyone who thinks there might be is insane.

C'mon.

ManBearPig

"I have seen the movie/presentation (whatever) and yes he brings up some alarming things. Things we all need to be thinking about and changing."

Piss off! It's all lies! Al Gore is crazy I tells ya! I had to get a restraining order to keep him away from me!

JannyMae

I see Mr. Abbey completely missed my point. No surprise. Mr. Gore has no point, Mr. Abbey, as he is basing his entire viewpoint on a false premise. I don't need to see his movie, to sort out what little wheat may be in there, among the immense piles of chaff. He's an idiot, and I'm afraid that I completely disagree with you. He is exactly in the same category as Michael Moore.

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I see Lee completely missed the point of this blog. No surprise there, either....Speakin' of moonbats.

Jonathan Abbey

Oh. That's easy, then. No thinking required.

What is the false premise, exactly?

Ali Ali Ali

algore is Mother Gaia's most loving bridegroom.. I'm not saying he's the only one- because I also married Gaia in a lovely ceremony just north of humbolt county (in true druidic fashion, i might add). What I'm saying is: algore is our most vocal proponent in the arena of politicaly motivated science, otherwise known as consensus science. There are plenty of people, and I mean I run into them all the time (we share everything with eachother, including glaucoma medication) that believe in global warming. I just keep repeating it to everyone I see, Global Warming, Global Warming, Global Warming, and eventually not just the progressyves and enlytened will believe it...

China Law Blog

China is an environmental disaster and it is not because of its laws. It is because of the lack of enforcement of the laws. China’s care emission laws may be better than the United States’, but that is basically irrelevant because there are a huge number of cars their whose emissions would probably not meet anyone’s standards.

RoCkY mTn LiOnEsS

"China is an environmental disaster and it is not because of its laws"......

...let's not forget, either, that stanky, stanky Poopoo..err..PuPu Platter! That is some olfactory offending kinda FUNKY!

Ali Ali Ali

"...let's not forget, either, that stanky, stanky Poopoo..err..PuPu Platter! That is some olfactory offending kinda FUNKY!"

imagine the methane comin outa those restaurants!

JannyMae

Oh. That's easy, then. No thinking required.

What is the false premise, exactly?

Posted by: Jonathan Abbey

Well, Jonathan, this is going to be my last response to you on this HUMOR/SATIRE blog.

Ready?

The false premise is that there is documented proof that human activity is causing climate change.

Thinking? Perhaps you ought to try doing some, instead of swallowing AlGore's bs.

Jonathan Abbey

Oh, gotcha!

Ha! Manbearpig!

Thanks

Jon

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